What kind of girlfriend do you want

what kind of girlfriend do you want

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Jesse Slaughter

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I want a girl who enjoys life and is comfortable in her own body
It's not like it matters though, I've accepted the life of a wizard and I'd only give it up for the right girl

One who loves me

Who is not so crazy about having sex all the damn time

one with a vagina

What? That's the best kind, why the hell would you want one that wouldn't want to intercourse? NIGGA you gay? Dammit, user. What is with you. Seriously.

what's based mary's real name?

>zit above mouth
>massive zit on chest
0/10 would cross the street if i see that walking in my direction

THis one

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I didn't ask for these feels.

any

One who will drop acid with me and is a new age spiritual

one with a pulse would be good

Blond

A dead one

Are u drunk

One that will tie me up and play with me

A real one. Pic fucking related.

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Don't want a GF, but a pussy would be nice.

One that smells good

One who will tell me everything's going to be ok with an assuring smile on her face.

A non-cucking, fine, blond haired, blue eyed aryan

one like this

One who will save me from myself.

girl version of me!

This

this kind

a

Isn't that Jessi Slaughter?

the kind that acts like my right hand, but looks and fucks like a hot slut.

An existent one.

One who doesn't play mindgames with me about the most trivial things.

like this.

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GET IN HERE GIVEAWAY BREAD AT OVER 50!

thats a mole you dumbass.

I want a high test tall dark girl 6'+ with a rack, dick sucking lips, ass and a tiny waist, and cooking skills in southern soul food.

That's it, this is achievable right?

A girl who's the opposite of me.

my girlfriend, i love her so much.

a silent paraplegic with a huge trustfund

My ex

a real one

fugly lmao

plays video games, likes camping, fit and smart.

>i love her so much.

Goth grils

I'm thinking Arby's.

Hory shit. I've had pizzas smaller than dem nips,

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>what kind of girlfriend do you want
One that would love me.

One with a big cock

that's a boyfriend, user

Sex isnt everything, You seem to be an angry little hypersexual....

>Likes me.
>Fucks me.
>Genuinely surprises me at least once in our relationship.
What else do I really need?

Even if it's a tarp?

I don't want one.

>in before "you fag"

not into dudes either.

One who likes cheese pizza as much as I do
>pic related

Jesus Christ, man
Also
Nice dubdubs

Not a jew like OP.

There's no such thing as chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits

>hypersexual


is this bad.

Oy vey! That is anti-Semitic! I am offended! I want compensation!

?

Is this bad thing? They're sooo alluring

>i love her so much

Exactly the kind i have..
except she's eastern european and snaps at the tinniest thing

a real one

I don't know.

fucking fag

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Same. How long till wizardhood, brother?

An anthro vixen grill. Sadly they don't exist. But I can't get a human grill either so who the fuck cares

i'm wizard transitioning to lich (35, yay)

She looks french and i hate french people. Nuh-uh, no good

She could be, but it was taken in England. thesartorialist.com/photos/on-the-street-endell-st-london-3/

Ahhh, extraterrestrial girlfriend

This one...

One that's not my left hand

Why do I need a girlfriend? I already have a girl chained down in my basement

>not afraid of chilling in silence
>appreciates music, catalog consists of more than rap, trap and dubstep
>open to exploration and trying new things (music, sex, meeting people, learning new things, etc.)
>isn't a total basic bitch/tool
>listens and contributes to conversations when in a group instead of talking about what she wants

And a deal breaker:
>isn't quick to judge people out loud
Women who laugh and make fun of others out loud unwarranted are the worst.

I'm don't even consider myself shallow as far as looks go. I like imperfections. Basically, I want a woman who I'll probably never meet.

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one with a cock

This and check

>girlfriend
Woah slow down there OP. First things first, I don't even have regular friends

This girl you just posted is really my type OP, kinda weird.

Ayy lmao

really nice minus the peircing on her forehead

i would love those nudes so much boi

Thats a supreme pizza you retarded fuck!

Tifa Lockhart.

>nice personality
>sense of humor
>loyal
>has ambition to make big bucks
>can hold her own if I'm not around
>a teammate
Too bad I can't find her.

i want a girl way out of my league that cucks me with black thugs.

There are women like that, but "achievable" as in you being able to land one?

...Eh

One that doesnt whore herself on social media for attention.