What is the greatest television show in history and why is it Star Trek: The Next Generation?

What is the greatest television show in history and why is it Star Trek: The Next Generation?

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because darmok and jalad at tanagra

cause they got the best pilot!

Patrick Stewart

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Because anything PStew touches turns to gold, of course!

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I've been meaning to get this on a shirt forever now.

Paris was a faaaaaaaaaag

nojoke, i came into work this morning and a co worker was wearing this shirt. I was so proud..

Eyes... in the dark.

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Nuclear Wessels!

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O'brien is a monster

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laforge reporting in

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It was great, my only complaint is fucking WESLEY CRUSHER, also you some edge fag that just now watched it what are you 15? Think about suicide you fuck boi

dat cameltoe

My girl wants to bang LeVar Burton and Brent Siner and it makes me irrationally upset.

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Did somebody say anal?

Is it true that all Trekkies are pedos?

I thoroughly enjoy how much Picard hates Welsey though.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CHILD DOING ON MY BRIDGE

Sorry fam, but you are wrong "she" is one of the first traps to hit a main stream series, I would still fuck him though

as a straight male, even i would bang levar burton. probably not spiner though...

You should check out the next episode, he ends up being a tool for picard.

This is true as fuck, that faggot Wesley didn't even graduate and lied like a cock sucker he had everything given to him, an underage annoying KID on the bridge? WTF

You too? user I can't stand Wesley like at all I would fug his mom though, I remember seeing him in a episode where he was going to the holodeck in faggy dance clothes christ

He was a sperglord, also the original security officer chick. I forgot her name but she was useless before Worf took over

Shaka, when the walls fell

Malcolm in the middle

I didn't like Wesley fucker at all he killed certain episodes for me, also Dinah was highly unnecessary they already had a mind reader, she did do good acting though

Q

That is all.

how did she get pregnant then?

Even in the 24th century, privileged, sissyfied white kids don't know how to act right.

>edgy
>star trek
you may choose 1

The one who fucked Data and like every episode till she died complained about her home planet and the "rape gangs" Tasha Yar is her name M8

Why does everyone down Wesley Crusher? He played his part good there is nothing bad about it

This, Picard couldn't stand that little faggot but he ended up warming up to him in the end when he let everyone down

Fuck off Will Wheaton.

Yes there is a meme I would find it but at work he is dancing with a asian guy and they look so GAY

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this made me lul way too hard

I remember the episode where Tasha daughter showed up played by Tasha herself but I cant remember exactly what happened, she was a slut I mean she fucked Data

Fucking rape squads, that made me laugh so hard, Yea that's her alright, a useless rape victim. Never learned how to protect her pussy or her crew.

why are you saying it like that? say wil. now say wheat..

He is way worse then a normal sissy white faggot, Picard and Riker should have spit roasted him

Give me a reason other then what he wears to hate him? He had good story dev, was a main actor

She says knowing that Data wouldn't emotionally involved in the sex makes is that much more hot.

I know she's lying because if that were true, she would enjoy having sex with me.

My wife finally got me one for my birthday this year.

Have you even watched TNG? seriously he was always in good episodes being annoying as fuck, a kid on the bridge not even officers get to go on there like that little faggot did, terrible acting, gay as fuck clothes, just a massive wank all around

My sides ya she prob claims rape squads but was in a consential gang bang

Shut up, Wesley!

Who dat?

Wesley Crusher was an episode killer. As were Worf's son Alexander, Troi's mother and that cunty woman who was the doctor before Beverly Crusher.

I think he even said in that episode how many sexual positions he can do, imagine getting jack hammered by Data, does he have robot cum as well?

Dudes, even Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher. He HATES his own character.

How would TNG be if they actually honored the prime directive? For instance wesley would have been executed for breaking some minor rule.

Beth Toussaint you dumb fuck, peddle your trap fantasies elsewhere.

The office or top gear

Ishara Yar played by Beth Toussaint.

lubricating oil. lol

Fuck you Laxativa was hilarious!

Dif user I have to agree with you, I forgot about Worf and his son christ man bringing back bad memories, trois mom wasnt so bad to me but eh, did you know that doctor you are talking about Picard IRL didnt want to work with her and he was a big reason Beverly came back to the show, also that doctor was a bitch

Sokath! His eyes open!

April O'neal as Troi in the Star Trek Porn Parody is my favorite thing ever.

You have a link or anything for that?

Some hot robot juice

Troi starred in a movie where she was violently raped, I cant remember the name but I looked it up

He was like the very first Mary Sue. How is this even a question? Some little shit kid's mother gets him on the bridge and he becomes an ensign? A 14 year old outranks like 1000 people on the ship?

The whole of Star Trek was one big Mary Sue. In one episode of DS9 that Vorta even referred to "famed Starfleet engineers who can turn rocks into replicators." You've got captains who can do every single function on the ship. Nobody delegates, nobody specializes. Oh, you're transporter chief? Guess what Mr. O'Brien, you'll end your career as Chief of Operations before retiring to TEACH at university. And he didn't even go to the Academy. Imagine what he could've accomplished with an education!

He was only trying to get into his mother's pants. Bitches love dudes who treat their kids well.

Picard would never violate the prime directive but he violated wesleys mum

Q rhymes with Mary Sue.

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>he violated wesleys bum*
Fixed.

Not the same dude, fuck man I was actually going to watch TNG from the begining again tonight but rading this shit makes me irate at Wesley and the end he became some traveler WTF

>redhead
>milf
>10
>doctor

Yes plz

My sides thanks M8

Her son is Wesley no one would want that baggage, Picard should have sent that faggot on a security away team to get killed then comfort Beverly with his cock

I would fuck her hard up the ass

>why is it Star Trek: The Next Generation
Thats a funny way of saying Farscape.

They have a fucking Holodeck who needs women at that point, walk in fuck 5 15/10 women with no drama

Suicide plox, now and fuck off

Where the fuck do you get even thinking she is a trap?

He has violated the prime directive though

Cheryl Gates McFadden was choreographer on Labyrinth and worked on The Dark Crystal movie.

why does that resemble the Andromeda cast?

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Older fag here, those are classic movies, if you kids have not watched them watch it

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the actress who played tasha yar posed in playboy back in 79

Pretty sure thats not it she was raped in a car garage but its still hot

She gets her tits out in 48 Hrs too.

No homo but I would love to hang out with him, you know him and Gandald from LOTR are best friends IRL, Picard is not gay though

The only good episode about Wesley is the episode where he is applying to the academy, does everything right (for once in his fucking life) and actually looks respectable; and then he still doesn't get in because of Affirmative Action for the application process.

Otherwise ever other episode with him in it, he is a turd choking cumguzzling faggot.