Just got this from a woman i work with, so i should kill myself now right?

just got this from a woman i work with, so i should kill myself now right?

Just actually pretend it never happened.

If she asks you about it, just tell her your phone was acting weird tonight and all your texts were coming in blank.

Then drop the absolute most subtle hints that you can about it.

"Man, I got the weirdest text message from like...a week ago just now."

See how long you can keep it up.

Respond back. She's interested. The husband thing is a way out if you reject.

guess i gotta listen to trips

>i should kill myself now right?
With your level of assburgers, yea

Do this OP

wow, what a cheating whore. She wants to fuck you, OP. This is why men kept women at home for so long. they're just designed to breed.

Fuck her butt and mail pictures to her husband and kids.

>sending dirty texts to your husband

yeah fuckin right m80

maybe she meant it for someone else, but no fuckin way was it her husband.

"Wow in 4 messages I just went from fully fucking torqued to limp as a wimp. Can we just pretend the messages following the first one never happened?"

this. do it

send her a dick pic OP

Tell her not to worry because you're sexting her husband as well

Op believe me don't even respond. This is a trap.

THIS SO HARD

You're slow

TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

It's a guy on the other end?

Respond back saying "it's fine its nothing to worry about, I can do something also so that we will both equally be embarrassed about it and nobodynsays a word :)" then send a dick pic or a message saying "I have masterbated to you on a few occasions"

just resopnd "Yes Dear"

thread should've ended here

Don't be such a beta fag. Tell her to send a tit pic or you'll delete the last 3 text and post screen caps in the office or go to hr for sexual harassment..

Trips demands.

This sounds like something the one true Morty might say..

Leverage

Don't let her find out no one would really give a shit after a month or so though

Don't say anything

Why the fuck is everyone telling him to ignore this... fuuuuuck answer her dude, tell her you can come over if she wants, or something like ''I can play with you'' then you can always say, well now we're both embarassed.

or he can just send her a dick pic and pretend like he isnt a faggot

he just asked if he should kill himself over this, he's a faggot.

OP you know what you must do

dat trips advice is retarded
just say "lmao dont worry about it"
its that fucking easy you dumbass