Hey Sup Forums, whats the best advise you've learned/gotten?

hey Sup Forums, whats the best advise you've learned/gotten?

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Probably posted here a thousand times. But don't make promises when excited.

"if you ever want to throw a molotov into someones apartment trough the window , first throw a rock to break the window and then throw the molotov in"

from the owner of a bar i used to go to

Sex is overrated.

Get off Sup Forums.

"if you give me crap, I'll crap on you, mmkay"
- High school teacher

...

Stop being a pussy and fucking go for it

I'm not sure if I've ever gotten good advice.

If the rules are followed, everyone gets treated the same.

In this world there is nothing who worth attach yourself

you seem quite broken my man, what happend?

"Never take anything seriously, you'll always be disappointing"

Some user once told me:

"don't think, just do"

>stay frosty

Baskinator?

Everything is destined to end, the more you attach yourself to something more painful is let it go

Don't just fall in love with a pretty face

Join the Holy Legion to defeat the Islamic Threat

Excuse me? I havent heard of such a thing. Thats captain price man.

The quality of your life can be measured by how many options you have

stop thinking and just be

Depend on nobody, and trust them even less...

op is a faggot

Buy a plunger before you need one.

Don't spit on your teachers.

the fact that you actually typed out this tells me that you're virgin and are clinging to the idea that its not as great as everyone says just to bring your mind to ease.

but deep down

you know

Filter all: trap, furr, fluff, and loli/shota
My catalog is almost cancer free

Let it be

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tie the noose over a high area to make sure it's painless

Don't take life too seriously. Some days the bear eats you.

Coming from a plumber:
"Ayyyy lmao"

Attack front then rear.

Especially if people consider you a "tech guy":

>people wont pass an opportunity to take advantage of you if they believe they can; learn to say no.
>don't let others think your time is free

So... have you ever had sex to rate it yourself or you're just going to take the guys word for it?

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

Good advice?

'Live in moderation'.
(From my great frandfather)

Don't forget to put the diaper back on.

This is actually great advice.

"Life is hard enough. Don't make it harder on yourself."

This comment resonated with me for some reason. I realized that so many things we do, basically fuck over "future me" without even thinking about it.

I've taken to becoming "future me's" god. I take care of him as best I can and in return, future me thanks or "prays" to "past me" with praises of appreciation.
Sounds hokey but your attitude means everything and when your attitude is to take care of your future self, you'd be amazed at what positive changes suddenly start happening for you.


Try it.

Listen, just don't get caught

don't put your dick in crazy. it's never worth it.

As you travel down the road of life,
Searching for your goal;
Keep your eye upon the donut,
And not upon the hole.

I love my ipod more than fucking
Word

'If your good at something, don't do it for free.'

There will always be someone who receives where you are denied and someone who works less and receives more. Welcome to life.

It's called using forethought.
"If I do this, this will happen"

A lot of people lack this. I'm glad you've come around to see this, most people live for the here and now. Not thinking about what's ahead

Dont sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

bitches ain't shit

But they still bitches

Shut up and take the time to just listen, because listening is more important than speaking.

underrated



If you don't know which fork to use, ask. A person in need will endear himself to all people. You could be at the White House and they would think you were a Kennedy and you could be at a backyard cookout and they'd thought you born on the Bayou. The fork is a metaphor for dumbs.

I like this, thank you!

Die young leave a beautiful corpse.
It's better to burn out than fade away.
If you ain't first you're last.
Smoke two joints in the morning.

And thaaan I smoke two more

"Read your bible everyday and God will bless you" ~my mom

To do a backflip you have to give into your fear of breaking your neck.

She sounds sweet. Have a wonderful life user

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I'd fuck it.

being a good liar is an invaluable skill

Don't ever expect someone to be able to be trusted, because they might mean lot to you, but you could be worthless to them

Bravo
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Thank you very much user

"No one deserves mercy, all who beg for it deserve death" - Jesus

If a woman swears she won't do something, it's sure as hell she'll do it.

Always remember to thank God for dead people, because at least they tried.

๐“ผ ๐“พ ๐“ฒ ๐“ฌ ๐“ฒ ๐“ญ ๐’† ๐“ฒ ๐“ผ ๐“ช ๐“ต ๐”€ ๐“ช ๐”‚ ๐“ผ ๐“ช ๐“ท ๐“ธ ๐“น ๐“ฝ ๐“ฒ ๐“ธ ๐“ท๏ปฟ

Do it in water first. That was my first "just fuckn do it" moment. And to say the least. It was the best moment of my life.

I learned it from a trampoline first. Took me months just to get the balls to actually do it on the ground without a spotter.

work hard. learn a skill. become irreplaceable.

ห™สŽษส ส‡ษษฅส‡ สžษ”nส‡s ส‡ษ™แตท ๊ž๊ž,ส‡แด‰ โ€˜uสop-ษ™pแด‰sdn สžษ”ษ™u ษนnoสŽ ษ™uษษนษ” ส‡,uop

Good for you. My biggest fear was exactly that on the trampoline. But with water behind me I figured fuck it I'll never know unless I try. And I did just that. It felt amazing.

404 guys. I'm saving this whole thread. Thanks all of you this might make me happier one day when I need it

I learned a very important lesson not to trust everything you hear

living life like there's no tomorrow is a terrible piece of advice.

The problem is that there usually IS a tomorrow.
Then you end up with Herpes, unwanted children, debt, foreclosure....etc.

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4 is way more useful than you think, if your woman is upset, just distract her until she feels better, and them talk about the problem with her

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You took my post ;-;