I work for the FBI ask me anything

I work for the FBI ask me anything

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Why are you here? You know we're harmless.

what's your favourite HSP sauce combo?

Because you always have questions

What are the nuclear launch codes

What is my occupation mr.fbi?

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Chilli and garlic

Have you met the legend

do you believe?

Of all things to lie about, why this?

Didn't say I was Mrs Cleo

is it true you guys drive black ford crown victorias?

When y'all getting Hillary

hello MR. mulder

Is it true the fbi has the best cp collection?

Maybe 10 years ago. I have a Tahoe

hello MR. mulder

Nah NSA would have that.

If only you knew

fucken attaboy!

You really don't understand do you?

Do you have a file on me? What is my favorite color? Does it say?

I've seen a 2011 FBI Crown victoria though in LA though.

Please don't flatter yourself.

If you had to work at any other part of the government to work at, what would you choose and why?

Are theyball gonna get arrested for that school blog shit? Some didn't post nothin but they logged into accounts to lurk

Did they really make it seem a suicide?

Their budget must suck.

the lone gunmen can confirm.

Nothing is as it seems. Never died.

is the FBI buying into this PC feminism shit?

Doubtful. But not just for that one act. If there is enough then you never know but if someone asks you to play ball I suggest you play.

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You don't see the bigger picture do you?

when do I get my medal

Hello fellow co-worker!
Special agent Banano reporting for duty!

Do you believe in aliens?

Will you indict Clinton?

What feminism was orchestrated by the government to control the populace with what they are allowed to think while feeding them BS to keep their smarts low?

What's it like being a female body inspector?

im a fbi officer too

fuck u the crown vic beats the tahoe anyday

Now you hurt my feelings.

Don't you mean "pepe silvia"?

Yeah turns out it actually displays the public IP's of comments and posts so basically LE can distinguish between who posted explicit content and who just lurked.

Those tabs

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That's the CIA's job

Where are you hiding Tupac

Living in his mother's basement.

Where the FUCK have you been? Do you know how many times I've been abducted in your absence??