You stand outside the house, preparing to go inside. Dubs decides what you do next.
You stand outside the house, preparing to go inside. Dubs decides what you do next
You go inside and head on to Sup Forums.
walk through the door
You try the door but it is locked. Dubs decides your next action.
Kill self
Break window.
do nothing, stand outside
look for the key
You start vapping to pass the time.
check
start fapping furiously outside the house
You remember you hide a key above the door, and enter your house. Your computer sits idle in the center of the room. Doors to the other rooms are on each side. Dubs decides.
take a shit on the floor
You fucking start vapping to pass the time you twat.
put foot in ass and die
turn on computer, then start looking at desktop. stay that way for 15 minutes, then decide to turn pc off
Go to the computer and start shitposting on Sup Forums
>and start shitposting on Sup Forums.
woopsie, meant to say that you are supposed to turn on the computer, log in, and start shitposting on Sup Forums
snap your dog's neck
>inb4 no dog
take own life
Anally consume the computer
You rape your dog.
You jerk 2 your reflection in the mirror
...
you make oatmeal and proceed to stick your penis in the hot mixture
roll
Put key in own eye and twist.
turn on computer and start shitposting on the channel 4
u get on Sup Forums and start fapping to trap threads
you start FUCKING turning on the FUCKING computer and log in to the FUCKING user account and open up FUCKING google chrome and go to FUCKING Sup Forums and start FUCKING shitposting there.
Stick key in butt
FUCK
Throw pc across room
do what I FUCKING replied to
look to the windows 98
Burn family photos
kek'd
You go on Sup Forums and share your opinion.
Hurry up op
Double 16s?
Nice
Search for 50 niggers on Craiglist. Invite them to your place to destroy your boypussy. Call your mom to come to film it
Hurry the fuck up OP
You go to your computer and begin shitposting on Sup Forums. dubs decides
go to bathroom and cry
roll
Somebody calls you gay and you go into depression
turn on webcam and start camwhoring
become a slav
fucking hell off by one
fucking hell off by 1
off by 1 again
and again
and again...
Trips. Checked.
get quads on a post
You smash your face into the monitor
You order 50 niggers from craiglist. They will be here in 30 minutes. dubs decides
Reroll
somebody insults you and you go into a deep depression
Put on your KKK robes before they arrive
Insert key into anus.
Smoke some weed bowls.
you can't wait and start fisting your ass thinking about the niggers
Reroll
Masturbate to gremlins.
Checked. Shitpost
Fisting your ass, you cum all over yourself, your computer and the family photos.
The anticipation is too much, and you begin fisting yourself in the ass. You lose 1 HP.
dubs decides
Die
Smoke some weed bowls.
How much HP do we have?
check
I look at Facebook and see all the people that are having fun, while I sit there thinking about where I went wrong in life. I drown my sorrows in alcohol
i assume 10
Check.
Put key in anus
You whip up a weed bowl, as the high kicks in, all feels better. The niggers arrive in 10 minutes. dubs decides
Roll
you start licking the front window
Put some chicken on your body with a sign saying "Come Get It"
Instead of niggers arriving. One old 75yr old pedophile man arrives instead, he was hoping for a 16yr old blonde girl but all he found was you. Also 10min has passed.
walk the dinosaur
Burn all items you have
start digging tunnel out of the house in preperation
reroll
Wtf dude the weed adds 1hp. Cmon
divide by zero
Cached
You lick the windows clean as the niggers pull up. Dubs decides
Throw weed outside of window
>break bowl with face
kek
Rolling 4 this.
throw yourself out the window
Steal the car
Offer the niggers weed then make a run for the back door
Set them on fire once they leave the car
Blow the car up.