You stand outside the house, preparing to go inside. Dubs decides what you do next

You stand outside the house, preparing to go inside. Dubs decides what you do next.

You go inside and head on to Sup Forums.

walk through the door

You try the door but it is locked. Dubs decides your next action.

Kill self

Break window.

do nothing, stand outside

look for the key

You start vapping to pass the time.

check

start fapping furiously outside the house

You remember you hide a key above the door, and enter your house. Your computer sits idle in the center of the room. Doors to the other rooms are on each side. Dubs decides.

take a shit on the floor

You fucking start vapping to pass the time you twat.

put foot in ass and die

turn on computer, then start looking at desktop. stay that way for 15 minutes, then decide to turn pc off

Go to the computer and start shitposting on Sup Forums

>and start shitposting on Sup Forums.

woopsie, meant to say that you are supposed to turn on the computer, log in, and start shitposting on Sup Forums

snap your dog's neck
>inb4 no dog

take own life

Anally consume the computer

You rape your dog.

You jerk 2 your reflection in the mirror

...

you make oatmeal and proceed to stick your penis in the hot mixture

roll

Put key in own eye and twist.

turn on computer and start shitposting on the channel 4

u get on Sup Forums and start fapping to trap threads

you start FUCKING turning on the FUCKING computer and log in to the FUCKING user account and open up FUCKING google chrome and go to FUCKING Sup Forums and start FUCKING shitposting there.

Stick key in butt

FUCK

Throw pc across room

do what I FUCKING replied to

look to the windows 98

Burn family photos

kek'd

You go on Sup Forums and share your opinion.

Hurry up op

Double 16s?

Nice

Search for 50 niggers on Craiglist. Invite them to your place to destroy your boypussy. Call your mom to come to film it

Hurry the fuck up OP

You go to your computer and begin shitposting on Sup Forums. dubs decides

go to bathroom and cry

roll

Somebody calls you gay and you go into depression

turn on webcam and start camwhoring

become a slav

fucking hell off by one

fucking hell off by 1

off by 1 again

and again

and again...

Trips. Checked.

get quads on a post

You smash your face into the monitor

You order 50 niggers from craiglist. They will be here in 30 minutes. dubs decides

Reroll

somebody insults you and you go into a deep depression

Put on your KKK robes before they arrive

Insert key into anus.

Smoke some weed bowls.

you can't wait and start fisting your ass thinking about the niggers

Reroll

Masturbate to gremlins.

Checked. Shitpost

Fisting your ass, you cum all over yourself, your computer and the family photos.

The anticipation is too much, and you begin fisting yourself in the ass. You lose 1 HP.

dubs decides

Die

Smoke some weed bowls.

How much HP do we have?

check

I look at Facebook and see all the people that are having fun, while I sit there thinking about where I went wrong in life. I drown my sorrows in alcohol

i assume 10

Check.

Put key in anus

You whip up a weed bowl, as the high kicks in, all feels better. The niggers arrive in 10 minutes. dubs decides

Roll

you start licking the front window

Put some chicken on your body with a sign saying "Come Get It"

Instead of niggers arriving. One old 75yr old pedophile man arrives instead, he was hoping for a 16yr old blonde girl but all he found was you. Also 10min has passed.

walk the dinosaur

Burn all items you have

start digging tunnel out of the house in preperation

reroll

Wtf dude the weed adds 1hp. Cmon

divide by zero

Cached

You lick the windows clean as the niggers pull up. Dubs decides

Throw weed outside of window

>break bowl with face

kek

Rolling 4 this.

throw yourself out the window

Steal the car

Offer the niggers weed then make a run for the back door

Set them on fire once they leave the car

Blow the car up.