/heEM/

Bjpenn.com
Sherdog.com
UFC.com
Old thread:strawpoll.me/10548971

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mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89s-joanne-calderwood-will-get-taken-care-of-with-new-contract-and-pay
mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11985036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice
foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062116
twitter.com/ufc/status/745398403916455938
strawpoll.me/10548908
videos.sapo.pt/nJLuDbMr1KBNC3No1tm0
youtube.com/watch?v=-pVMpSUovWs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

DELETE THIS

first for anime

i love anime

KEK

nice meme

you seem angry buddy

Is this the real thread?

I am help me cope ;^)

How was your day?

Great

Good, I'm glad to hear that. I hope you have a good day tomorrow as well.

Thanks

pcoming events:

6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)

Previous thread: News:

>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out

>Joanna Calderwood will get new contract
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89s-joanne-calderwood-will-get-taken-care-of-with-new-contract-and-pay

>GSP wants Bisping
mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11985036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice


>NSAC approves early weighins
foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062116

You're welcome

imo, upcoming events should be small shows in the current week, ufc/bellator in the next two and ufc ppvs in the next month
too many events there

Literally no one fucking cares you aspie

actually, literally 9 people care

it is fairly long, but you don't have to read the whole thing
plus adding and removing events all the time would be annoying imo

you do

>finding the only 14 people in /heem/ who don't care about the OP to make your shitty poll

lmaoing @ ur life

twitter.com/ufc/status/745398403916455938

It begins

I don't care. Saying I don't give a shit about your aspie fueled obsession with events and links doesn't mean I care about it

Do you think when a person that you keep annoying tells you to fuck off, that they secretly care? Of course not, that's why you're here.

strawpoll.me/10548908

mine says otherwise

threadly heeminder

one of my favourite things is thanking him so that he thinks it's important lol

Didn't even make it, stay mad, aspie :^)

you right now bud lmao bud bud lmao bud

Lol me too

Why is everyone so god damn angry?

Australia has the biggest fight fans, lad

heeminder

3 weeks without UFC

the downie who keeps making the bjpenn threads is sperging out over the fact that i posted my op in his thread

I made it funny a long time ago

That's not me tho

lmao, LITERALLY no one actually cares and then you spambombs when this happens

for the love of god pls stop

everyone's pissed lmao

You're no better than the douchebags who wanted wrestling moved to asp. Just ignore it if you don't like it asshole.

You're upset

>no [embed][embed]

please leave the thread making to canada

Anyone have a webm of Misha Cirkunov's win over Ion?

he's too pussy to try that shit

>Before turning pro as a mixed martial artist, St-Pierre worked as a bouncer at a Montreal night club in the South Shore called Fuzzy Brossard and as a garbageman for six months to pay for his school fees.

PAMPERED.

>oh please stop bullying me big strong man!!!!

kek

Wait

>you're no better than the douchebags wanted wrestling moved to asp

Oh my kek youre a mandrama fag too!!! LMAO

Being a garbaggio is a good living

Why is GSP such a fucking coward?
Anderson
>Oh I am scared, I gonna wait to see what happen to him
>heemed by Chris
Chris
>oh no he is my friend and train wit heem, I don gonna fight him
Luke
>oh no I definitely want no part that
Robbie
>oh no he is scare me I don't want to get ko'd
Bisping
>I come back now, easy money
>I retire now I am champion bye guys

I wonder how McGregor is gona do shit talk in the press con after getting strangled

He'll probably take the zen martial artist approach now

>GSP didn't even mention Pigg Rigg once in conversation about his comeback.

He can't talk shit, guarantee he's as humble as a fucking Saint.

The better question is: What does he do when he gets boxed the fuck up and sub'd again? Let's face it, Nate isn't losing unless he drops that Stockton integrity for Dana's shekels

>guarantee he's humble as a fucking saint

Because that's what he's been like on twitter lol

Lorenzo looking small there.

gsp always mentions condit, then pig rig

never mentions robbie, even though robbie was obvious next in line and robbie pushed for the advanced testing before usada. robbie has been chasing gsp for almost 5 years, guy just wont come back and give him the fight he should have gotten

>The Biggest Referee Mistakes In MMA
videos.sapo.pt/nJLuDbMr1KBNC3No1tm0

FREE FIGHT HAFAEL DOZ HANJOS

youtube.com/watch?v=-pVMpSUovWs

what channel is the ufc 202 press conference

>listening new ufc podcast
>based dana going on rants
>non stop screaming into mic

hope they put out consistent episodes and not just one per month like lookin for a fight

ufc.tv

My fucking god. This would literally destroy him. Mentally and physically. I would acc feel sorry for him even tho I'm not his fan.

>Nate isn't losing

...

>h-he was just doing his '''''''''''job'''''''''

t. cucks

Thank you.

did u even watch the first fight? conor was outboxing him

>When the presser is like an event in itself

>conor was outboxing him

I think GSP would do OK in porn industry. With his appearance I could easily see him replacing this guy. They look similar

> scar tissue meme

fuck off fucking casual

>Conor outboxed him
Not enough Lad, not enough.

Love this bald motherfucker

what would be your UFC walkout song?

we get it ur mma hipsters who dislike anyone who has a big following.

This is my first time watching this fight and RDA is pulling every trick in the book lmao

>eye poke with thumb
>grabbing fence
>trying to pull down Jason's shorts
>complaining about Jason grabbing his own shorts
>going for a kick to the body when Jason tries to touch gloves
>kneeing his opponent in the crotch 3 times
>looking to the ref to get the fight stopped early

>Conor was outboxing him
Love this meme

Nate OUTBOXED him

Well meme'd friend. I'm actually a Conor fan, I'm just stating that what he threw was not enough...which is clear by him almost getting KTFO before he shot.

>landing a 1,2 when a guy is gassed means u outboxed him

Sweden

You're on steroids

>Bisbing is an easy fight for GSP

Cant wait for BisGOAT to shadow realm that Canadian midgit

>GSP will beat Bisping

You'll never be champ with that attitude

GSP will take Bisping down lol

is this the official thread?

>GSP will take Bisping down lol

Chael barely managed to get BisGOAT down and when he did he get right back up

Fuck that roiding phony. Dude japanese letter tattoos.

Man Claudia is such a bae and a g

But it does.

This. Unfortunately. Conor have won only because he run out of oxygen. There was nothing else to it. Diaz won not because he boxed him the fuck out but because of his chin.

I guess not, huh?

WHO /ROSE/ HERE?

Didnt * lel

lol luke lost

Just like Rory on Wonderboy lol right bud

Get hype for the national shame again

"The only reason Conor lost is because he did things that caused him to lose"
>Cardiovascular endurance
>Proper defense
Guess those aren't part of boxing. If you have anymore excuses make them known now.

Rory didn't really try though come on lol

>cardiovascular endurance
lol so you think he somehow gonna outcardio nate bud lol

>proper defense
of what, getting punched in the face? LOL. That's part of boxing bud

Conor had no boxing fundamentals during that fight
>Didn't know how to keep his hands up to block
>Threw only haymakers and uppercuts
>No jabs

Nate fought smart and picked him apart with his boxing, sure Conor gassed but he would've lost in the later rounds, Nate can't be TKO'd/KO'd with punches and his jiu-jitsu is too good for Conor to take it to the ground, it's just a bad match-up and the size advantage makes it harder to get the W

Yeah because PTSD nightmares from Lawler is enough without Wonderboy thrown in there too.