Hello Sup Forums I need a bit of help. You all are so wonderful at writing letters, I'd like some help writing a break-up letter to my nasty (soon-to-be) ex. So, if you'd please help me formulate a nice break up letter to her (her name's shelby) from me a few words/sentences at a time, that'd be great! If we don't 404, I'll cap the letter at around 3:30 EST. and I will send you the text conversation as proof. thanks! I'll start.
"Dear Shelby, I'm breaking up with you because,
Nolan Reyes
you are a gigantic pain in the arse,
Grayson Hill
Shelby on my dick nigga
Aaron Reed
Dearest Shelby,
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.
Cordially, user
Alexander Allen
And i cant stand the hair in the drains. I mean cmon its fucking gross.
Christopher Morgan
Dear Shelby, I'm leaving you because, FUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDY
Sincerely, user
Henry Ramirez
I'm also gay shelby
Jaxson Evans
Don't get me wrong, i loved the time we had (at least the parts when you were sleeping), it's just... i'd rather NOT kill myself out of madness.
James Gutierrez
if you kill yourself, id fuck the dead body, if that makes you feel better
Sebastian Wood
All those cocks won't be able to fill the holes in your soul, but it seems like you don't actually care for getting better. So... i'll let someone else be your: safe haven, punching bag, idiot, person to practise your lying on, oh and wallet.
Justin Cooper
We're on page 10 so, here goes nothing.
Justin Green
OP here, I'll just send her whatever you tell me at this point because I don't feel like making a new thread
Jason Bell
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Adrian Walker
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Michael Butler
Remembre when you introduced me to your family, well i really wanted to plow your mom, id fantasize about being your father and having sex your mother almost daily
Tyler Clark
I'm not angry anymore, just deeply disappointed in the universe's ability to create functioning organisms. On the other hand i really have to congratulate you; the fact that your brain still has not killed itself out of disgust quite the accomplishment.
Colton Butler
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>...Anonymous >06/04/16(Sat)03:07:54 No.687762973
Nathaniel Hall
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Cameron Ramirez
This is best
Carson Rogers
I just need some space, it's too hard to be a good spaceman with you being so clingy. holy hell
Jayden Rodriguez
Thanks op, you da man
Jaxson Perez
I know he's dead, that's the point
Joshua Martinez
Oh, is that another: my gf and i browse Sup Forums regularly and in the end i'll show her this thread, leading to us giggling our asses of - thing?
Cameron Foster
Lololol
Blake Perry
Op No she fucking hates Sup Forums. She's one of those tumblr fags now, she used to be cool
Connor Torres
I did it at 3am to interupt you thinking about your dead dad.
Evan Jenkins
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Leo Powell
THIS
James Edwards
Stop acting like you don't know what's going on. I know the truth now. I know what you've done. And i will not forget. Expect me.
Charles White
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Hunter Nelson
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Jordan Bell
About as high as you were a bad girlfriend :)
Robert Gonzalez
id like it if you would grow your pussybush to an extent that id feel like i was at the zoo with a free admission pass cuddling next to a gorilla that i dont even need to feed a banana to
Samuel Russell
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Evan Cooper
Do you think I would stoop so low to waste more time fulfilling a threat towards you?
Ian Rodriguez
uh oh guys
Caleb Anderson
SHELBY WAIT I'M SORRY
It wasn't me, my friend took my phone and started texting you!! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER WRITE THOSE THINGS I was actually just preparing a cake for you (i know you were disappointed on your birthday). It's a very special one, filled with poop i gathered over the last few weeks. But don't worry, you won't taste it. The tranqulizer will kick in before your taste buds can react. When you wake up you'll love what i've prepared for you: I dug up your dad's body and prepared it so you can suck on his dick once more (a little bit of wire works wonders).
What do you say hun? ;) :*
Dylan Smith
i forgot my dildo at your place
Joshua Taylor
If you could clean it real quick that would be great, spit polished as always.
Austin Sanchez
>Reply to Thread No.687759706
Nathan Thompson
AND BTW im taking up necromancy, you're dad is WAY more interesting than you, and he doesn't even breathe!
Carter Allen
i think youre overreacting, you need to have a skittle, maybe under the circumstances a sour skittle