Vocals on one ear

>vocals on one ear
>instruments on the other ear

>listening to those songs with a blocked eardrum
It's really uncomfortable

Why does he have a smiley face on his hand?

Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit

get your ears cleaned

I am, but I've got to go a week filling it with olive oil before they'll do it.

>Vocals and instruments on one ear
>Nothing on other ear

>entire record on one ear
>stand up comedy on the other

Jerry Seinfeld stand up in the other ear

You don't know where his hand has just been... :^)

>everything except flute on one ear
>flute on other ear

>stereophonic phasing

I hate this when listening to music but this shit works wonders for remixing and sampling and shit like that

>he doesn't like hard panning

>silence on both ears

>duetto
>one singer per ear

>music is slightly louder on one ear than the other
Why do they do this?

>band issues a 5.1 edition of old album
>sounds no different than the original stereo version

>silence in one ear
>everything else in other ear

>merzbow in one ear
>ladybird in other ear

George Costanza in my rear

Yeah but what if the panned guitar allows you to hear more of the bass though, how do you feel about that?

Get the actual full speaker system then

>Calling them "ears" instead of "channels".

>having drums on one side

Fuck...my ears! Help me!

>Drums are way back in the mix

>violin in one ear
>flute in the other
>main vocals only in right ear

>songs for the (half) deaf

>instrumental in both ears
>vocals in one ear

Seriously, is there any way to fix this?
This shit happens with Naomi, which is my favourite song and I cant listen to it with only one earbud on

Stereo to mono

>listening to music with earbuds

That should work, thanks.
Cant fucking believe I didnt think of that

>Blasting music from your phone in public like a subhuman chimp
>Wearing masive headphones in public like a turbo autist
No thanks

>song is one long guitar solo with a single arpeggiated guitar backing it
>inexplicably compresses and moves to one channel for like 2 minutes before returning the stereo

song?

>Blasting music from your phone in public like a subhuman chimp

This. Too many idiots on the train do this and they never are actually even listening to the music.

i've got a whiffy of your stiffy

pretty sure if you go to a walk-in clinic and tell them you have pain and cant hear well out of your ear they'll clear it out

Maggot Brain

rude

i like the song but that part of it always left me with questions

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