What do you think of Tool?

What do you think of Tool?

the only band whose name describes all of its fans

if you like Tool you are a tool

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upvoted ;)

>no streaming because "DON'T LISTEN TO MY MUSIC IN A WAY I DON'T LIKE!"
OK Dad. I'll go find a band that doesn't think Thomas Edison was a witch.

Lazarus is their best album followed by Blackwater Park.

I KNOW THE PIECES FIT

Maynard is really short and a total stroke. Met the rest of the band recently, but Maynard gets escorted in the middle of a crew of security backstage

Kek

Too much filler, stupid humor (satan cookies XD) and Maynard is just annoying. Everyone else in the band is excellent though

WHY DON'T YOU KIDS LIKE THE TOOL?

I think they're amazing.

Why do Tool fans think the band's music is really deep and intellectual? It's not at all.

i mean, i just like how it sounds

James LaBrie has a great voice

DUDE THIRD EYE LMAO

Good bad, shitty fanbase, shittier haters

*band

he doesn't like much of his fans, huh?

I can jive with this

because depth is completely subjective, but i think what makes a lot of people read something more into their songs than what they usually would is that they do have a lot of easter eggs, like the matching track times or the cookie recipe or the mirror track or the fibonacci meter or whatever. their lyrics are sometimes cryptic but you still get the gist very easily and at least on lateralus they're dealing with pretty universal subject matter, that would be another thing

The band tries to sound sophisticated and philosophical, but they just come off as pseudo-intellectual retards. What's worse is the fans, though. They act like Tool is some fucking mana from the heavens.

>they just come off as pseudo-intellectual retards
for you

You stole that from the youtube's comments?

yes

I just like how they sound tbqh.
is also right.

>They act like Tool is some fucking mana from the heavens.
cuz it is
the second half of Lateralus' title track alone stomps any of your fav albums

this retard is so bad at structuring an argument
that he has to google shit

Overrated AF.

Tool fanboys suck...go somewhere else.

I should've greentext it, to make things clear.

This

yeah, because the maturity of the fanbase and
the quality of the music are correlated. retard

tool fanboys are underrated i'm pretty sure. at the very least they're right about their band of choice

>Maynard is just annoying
FUCKING THIS
tool would be a 10/10 band without that unfunny manlet
>rest of the band spends years working on the music
>fagoblin writes lyrics for all of them in a week, about 2deep4u shit, mommy issues
>then proceeds to sing whatever the guitar is doing

I don't really understand people whose favorite isn't Lateralus

it's too clean and too serious, Aenima is their defining album

this
also maynard has top tier sustain and a unique voice I don't know why he gets hate

also true. he stopped caring and sort of declined at 10k days like said, almost none of the vocal melodies on that album were good

he stopped caring in the last albums. or maybe the music got too complex for him to write melodies, so his voice simply follows the guitar most of the time. it's also known he just fucks off with puscifer and apc while the band works on music and then he writes the lyrics and "melodies" in a hurry for some fucking reason.

They were good.

They're pretty good, they were my favorite band for like 3 years, and it was pretty much everything I listened to. Then I moved on.

Tool is godlike. It is the greatest band on Earth and haters don't see that because they are too stupid to understand Tool's messages.
>learn to swim

the band is ok, but their fans are the fucking worst

What's do you think is their best album guys?

I really enjoyed lateralus.

You really think it's taking tool this long to write a new album? wake up sheeple

I did too, yet Ænema was for me the only album that I could repeatedly Listen to without it getting boring. So for me, Ænema best one. Also whatsaid

Lateralus is great.

They make me sad