Why do English words with Germanic origin sound so retarded compared to their Latin counterparts?

Why do English words with Germanic origin sound so retarded compared to their Latin counterparts?

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which words specifically?

It's true menes.
Global English was a mistake
We should have been speaking German, Spanish, or Russian instead.

Latin is the language of God
Germanic is the lenguage of Dogs

God's language is Hebrew, or Koine Greek at best.

>"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse." - Charles V

Lolno

I never wist that

Nice joke. Kys

Wouldn't it be the Adamic language?

The absolute madman

youtu.be/IIo-17SIkws?t=259

"firststuffs" lmao Germanic languages are for toddlers

>meme metrics

How's Sweden treating you, Abdullah bin Somali bin Bilal Ahmed?

10/10 came

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That's the English for you m8.

This is quite accurate.
To express something, we can choose one of two:
a) pronounce complicated syllables slowly
b) pronounce simple syllables fast

In Japanese language, usually we count "beats" instead of "syllables". in other languages, beats = syllables, but Japanese speed is 11.6 beats/s, faster than syllables

a b
Viet = Mandarin < German < English < Italian < French < Spanish

I hope Sweden fucks learn from this

Chinese is a ridiculously efficient language but is still terrible.

marriage: wedding
consume : take

anything else?