KICKOFF IN ONE BING AND FIFTEEN BONGS
WE FOREFATHERS NOW
KICKOFF IN ONE BING AND FIFTEEN BONGS
WE FOREFATHERS NOW
RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
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>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
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>Starts in one bong and fifteen bings.
Not one minute and 15 hours.
Go USA \o/
THIS THREAD IS TOO GAY AND SHIT...KILL YOURSELF OP
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We are truly the only nation that embraces strange love with no color....
HEY GAY OP MAKE ANOTHER FUKKEN THREAD LESS GAY
>mfw an American thinks he has a chance near me
Glad he lost all that weight from doing MvF
FIGHT
AND
What's up with this gay ass picture
Fuck this shit I'm jumping in another thread
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Fucking Wondolowski! WTF Klinsmann.
>wondo starting
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where's the stream
LITERALLY bunker ball: the lineup
get ready for some boring anti-football from USA. guess they got shook after the mexico thrashing from chile.
Every attacker and midfielder is from the MLS
BUS PARKING IMMINENT
>MFW Argentinian subhuman thinks they can speak near me
WIN!
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Would be a better picture if there was a log of poop in that space on the left
Wondo. Starting. What the FUCK?
Switch him out for an actual winger, and this whole lineup changes from something bad to something good...
LETS GO
What's wrong with Wondolowski?
Called it. It's bunker and hope for set pieces. Cynical shit.
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FUCKKK
>Wondo
GET AT 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
This. Embarrassing.
>Windows
He shanked an easy one in the Belgium game that would have sent us to the quarters.
Well, Again, I don't know who to support
The home team or the greatest enemy so we can have the duel of fates I want since unfortunately, Trump vs Sanders will not happen, I will conform myself with a Colombia VS Argentina
But is he a bad player though? I mean, for USA standards.
This game will be Portugal vs Autria tier
Nothing worth the hate he gets
He has a notorious habbit of choking in the box in high pressure games.
He isn't great, but he isn't terrible. US fans are still mad he took Donovan's spot on the team and proceeded to choke at the most important time in his career.
>Argentina has the ball
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
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CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
He didn't take Donovan's place
Davis or Green did
>Wando
>15 bongs
cool il watch it when i wake up
Argentina is wearing blue
easy US win
Screencap this
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I hope Argentina rapes the US so no one gives a fuck about soccer here.
I almost died in Iraq. No reason for this shit to be here
the newfag meant bings
If Messi is really an autist than a US player should just whisper "Sonic Sucks" into his ear and he'll run off the pitch crying. Easy W.
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>tfw we're going to win and there is nothing ABUSAs can do about it
Messi would rather debate a presses than like Sonic.
>Argentinian subhuman
disappointed in this lineup desu. we are going to lose anyway, might as well try to do it with style. defend with 7 or 8 instead of 9. Also, this is obviously 442, i don't think we expect wondo to be providing lots of tracking back on the flank
We only choke in finals using the blue
Maradona scored the famous goals against the Brits 30 years ago wearing the blue
>Wondo
Just kick my shit up (over the net)
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>people actually thought Nagbe would start
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
I'm rooting for you usa!
MAKE FOOTBALL SOCCER AGAIN!
or supporters just screaming this
How many bongs?
>News guy ask if the referee is good
>Sportscasters say he's bad, very bad
I don't think so, it's obvious USA will win. Remember me, it will gonna end 1-0
FĂștbol*
If we actually can manage Argentinas attack, I'm sure we might see some tactical changes and substitutions that give us some more offensive flair. I do agree that Wondo won't give us much defensive cover on the flank, that's a problem.
I'm fine with this lineup though,it's rather safe. I'm curious to see how the back 4 + beckerman deal with higuain + messi
Literally bings
It's on at 02:00
30bings
>we
loo
Should I stay up and watch this?
Bad refs are the norm this Copa so it would be weird if it wasn't shit.
Game will likely be terrible filled with bus parking. Shitposting may well be worth staying up for.
Where the fuck is Green? Is he still alive? Is he still an up and comer?
He's joining Agudelo and Morris in the overhyped shitter shack.
How many a presses does it take messi to beat bobomb fields?
is this the comfy thread?
I'm an American staying in india for two weeks
I was on a 13 hour plane ride while Mexico got dismantled by Chile at my home stadium
what happened to rubin?
He's not bad, but he's slow. Changing him out for a winger that can get in behind means that we can worry the Argentine backline without making Yedlin/Fabian Johnson overextend all the time.
Wondo is just too slow to start the game. Dempsey got space because Bobby Wood's runs forced the CB's to back off, but now they can press as high as they want. Only fast player in the lineup is Zardes.
10-0
But them tits lad
Injured all of last year. Just started playing games for Jong Utrecht (Utrecht reserves) to get match fitness.
Bag on the face and bang bang.
US is probably going to start very defensively, Argentina might half-try some atacks at first to test what they're up against and when Banega or Messi get an idea start the attack.
US will rely on counterattacks which isn't too bad an idea considering Zardes is a fucking jetplane and could outrun Rojo.
Our defense hasn't been too tested this cup, which could be bad for us.
Anyhow I'm confident we'll win scoring 3 or 4 goals and maybe allowing one.
There is a chance that with an early advantage for us US might play less defensively and get posibly devastated by our incredible offence.
I do hope you guys rape chile on saturday.
>those teeth on the right
What kind of crowd are we expecting tonight?
enough to start a riot.
Houston, so it will likely be neutral.
This is how we do it.
>game is held in the usa
>people will still cheer for messi the whole game
Cuckmerica
Dubs and I drink
trips and USA win 2-0
Double digits ans USA wins
UK leaves EU
Trump becomes POTUS
Check em
so close
Former host of the show most representative of American culture.
ur 1 off cuz u got 1 wrong
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