OFFICIAL USA VS. ARGENTINA GAME THREAD / PREGAME BANTER THREAD

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When is this dude not injured

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>Lalas calling upon >Windows to score the last minute game winner

Hmmmm

you better build a wall to stop Messi for raping you

How many minutes until game time?

What part of Argentina are you from lads?

HOLY FUCK IS AMERICA PLAYING TONIGHT?!

GO AMERICA
FUCK THE THIRD WORLD
I HATE IT SO MUCH
CRUSH THEM AMERICA
BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN GAME
TAKE FROM THEM THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE
LEAVE THEM NOTHING TO HOLD ABOVE US
DESTROY THEIR VERY IDENTITY
LET THEM WEEP IN THEIR STREETS OF DIRT
REMIND THEM OF THEIR SUBSERVIENCE
LET EVERY ARGENTINE KNOW THERE IS NO HOPE
ROB THEM OF THEIR HAPPINESS
SCAR THEIR NATIONAL CONSCIENCE
MAKE THEM DOUBT THEIR OWN FLAG
BRING THEM TO THEIR KNEES AND TURN YOUR BACK
MAKE THEM CURSE THEIR DISGUSTING HERITAGE
MAKE THEM AWARE OF THE ONE TRUE GODNATION
I WANT TO SEE THEIR FEAR
I WANT TO SEE THEIR ANGUISH
I WANT TO SEE AMERICAN VICTORY
OVER ALL
OVER EVERYTHING
AMERICA
AMERICA
AMERICA
SAY IT WITH ME
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the white part

OUR SECRET WEAPON IS STARTING!

I unironically want USA to win just for the memes.

thanks hat :>)

So, who Sup Forums here?

Im starting to really feel it lads

JUST

it seems to me that someone was raped by a South American

Go yoo ess eyy

My anus is ready

Does this story have a happy ending?

>staying up for the whole night to watch usa get raped

wtf is this shit...NO ASS NO TITS BOY HIPS AND THIGH...ITS A FUKKEN TRAP

Im a little nervous tbH

so fucking hyped for this game

go USA

how did you obtain this? what is the source?

Remember Argentina is 97% white while USA is 60%.

Argentina>USA

Will Mix "Bix Nood" Diskerud make an apperance?

yes, but not for him

for society yes

No
He's on even on the roster
Jesus Christ why couldn't you have looked that up?

ITS OKAY i PROMISE TO OIL YOUR ASSHOLE FIRST

she have better-looking delts than him lmao

Lmao what do you think? Fuck no. Stacy ends up with Chad, a story as old as time itself.

The man was cut because he can't perform in MLS. Ruined his career. MLS is cancer.

the guy with the hair bun is terrible but always gets a start or at least a sub in. i hate him he's small, slow, unactive and doesn't have any good traits

>More whites
>Better
Nice meme, bruh

How is this even more gay than that other OP pic?

Pulling for Argentina. The USA is the worst thing that ever happened to western civilization.

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Where the fuck is your leaf?

DaThose kits looks like pajamas

i feel so bad for my dad. he bought like $60 worth of BBQ tonight for the game but im telling him that theres no point since Argentina is going to stomp them. How do I save him the misery of cooking all this steak/etc for something that will make him feel bad watching?

>Michael Bradley

Why is this faggot our "perennial player" and Captain? Is he even good?

>Turkroaches

oh look who is here again
the only peruvian with an internet connection

>brown masterrace
says the guy who's obsessed with asian cartoons

>no ass
do you mean no excessive fat and cottage cheese deposits? she has a perfect ass

Let the man learn and enjoy his cooking.

This game will be Portugal vs Autria tier

SON I AM DISAPPOINTING IN YOUR GAYNESS...KILL YOURSELF

way to go chad you won the slut!

might have a cheeky bodyweight calf workout before the game lads

can I expect a beinsports stream somewhere with these two characters for this? Ray's orgasms when Messi touches the ball always gets me hard

Kill yourself, your dad is based as fuck

fuck off aquafresh

ok

I know nothing about Argentina at all

is there any reason I should hate them?

>Irish-American diaspora

Its been 2 years my man, you still butthurt?

Wondo is legit actually a starting?

What the fuck

Right here

The USA gained more power through economic growth and espionage than Germany failed to and ever would have gained through two wars declared on the entire world

They're going to beat us at home?
I hope Messi doesn't get shot.

when does game start?

yes.

CALLING IT A SHE...FUCK THIS GAY AMERICA

>Perfect ass

U S A
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He use to be regarded as USA's Xavi but he's been shit for the past 2 years unfortunately.

Fine guess if he were a late sub

As it stands I expect us to be down 2 at that point and he'll be off for nagbe

I'm not against Argentina or something, I just root for the memes.
Imagine the reaction Sup Forums will have if USA win tonight

Argentina is wearing blue

easy win

screencap this

>windows
FIRE KLINSMANN

Seriously, my dad just took the remote from me and put on the fucking O'Reilly factor.

When is the game starting?

UNCOMMON

37 bongs

R A R E
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DUDE THATS A FUKKEN IRONING BOARD

Last two digits is the score

Usa the first digit
Little africa the second

TALK TO ME BABY. IM GOING BLIND FROM THIS SWEET, SWEET CRAVIN whoo.. LETS LOSE OUR MINDS AND GO FUCKING CRAZY, AY AY AY AY AY AAYY

Reminder Geoff Cameron will shut Messi down

Damn I used to laugh at that kid but, it's pretty sad actually. Still, a fine madman in my book.

HEY MESSI

THIRTY FIVE MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE

Why the hell are they playing in Houston? Isn't the pitch fucking cement with sod on top?

Sup Faroebro.
Do you watch anime?

dad sounds like a pretty cool guy eh
cooks a bunch of steak and doesn't afraid of 'Tina

its webms like this that make me wish i had a gf


would love some playful ass banter

anyone got an acestream link? been looking but can't find

>that singing
Fucking cringe

those quads tho hnnnnnggggggg

sp would not survive

I BELIEVE

So what's the cut off points for fellow britbongs? I'd say 3-0 Argies then I'm going to bed.

tr/a/ps here

who here /bb/ tomorrow

>WW2posting

You need to be 18 years or older to post on this website.

that's zusi, and if you had seen more than a few games before this tournament you'd realize that's a stupid thing to say.

Cos they thought Mexico would be there

LETS DESTROY MESSI SO CHILE CAN WIN.

When messi gets a red card for spitting on a ref

Go USA!