What would you do with this child behind closed doors? Be honest, don't be shy

What would you do with this child behind closed doors? Be honest, don't be shy.

Id get baked with tha kiddo

pbbly leave him in his shit somewhere downstairs and turn the music up

Put him up for sale, not having Tyrone bringing to police to my house.

Raise as my own child, name him Kevin, and he will be the first African American to pay taxes.

Punt it

Love and care for such an adorable little one.

Behind closed doors?
Are you shitting me?
That is obviously a field nigger.

Take his fucking corn rows out, dress him poperly and read him a fucking story.

Y'know, raise him properly.

Fuck his small asshole up

10 to 1 odds the parents are on welfare

Pull up his/her pants. Then make it some chicken tendies and watch the muppets movie

Dye his hair green, paint him orange and put him to work in my candy factory.

I'll smack that lil nigger with a shovel or some shit like that.

Teach him about personal responsibility.

Kekerzz

Throw him in the gorilla exhibit :>)

I'd try to teach him basic arithmetic, in a way that is both fun and engaging. By the time I am done with him, he should be able to teach his mother how to balance her checkbook.

Drop him off in the middle of the hood and wait and see what happens

Drug sales, like a fish to water

Change style a kid. Tell him to call his father a wannabe.

Probably try to avoid it. Like I do with negros in general.

Me and that lil nigga would probably throw hands

Behind closed doors? Like keep him or just happen to be in a room when a door gets closed?

I don't know what you mean.
But in a situation where I had to raise him, it would be super easy.

Raise him like a normal boy. Since I'm white that means lots of structured learning using his own unique talents and abilities to elevate him as high as possible. Teach him standards, respect, how to deal with his own emotions as well as the emotions of others. As he grew then we would move on to learning focus, patience, a love of learning and a love for others.

You know, like a normal white kid.

Put him in a baby grow and make a nice warm bottle of milk and just hold him whilst he drifts off to sleep, singing twinkle twinkle little star

Dip him in eggs, flour and potato chips and fry him up.

Do the Jeffery Dahmer yall.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches then jam out to some views. prob nap time after that.