>Go to the bathroom
>See this
What you do?
>Go to the bathroom
>See this
What you do?
Turn 850 degrees and walk away
Check my GPS map, because i am clearly in a Swedish public bathroom.
kek
YOLO the fuck out of that dick.
jam one of my keys inside the meatus
nice
id kick it and run FAST cuz the dudes black
Karate chop the fuck outta that dong.
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Have a conversation about why black violence is a global problem that persists to this day
Go fetch my GF
Not gonna lie, would prolly suck it
would most likely grab it, ya know squeeze a bit and kinda feel it in my hands and stuff and see if its a decent dick or not, then either give it nod or a shrug and then leave
i can admire a nice cock just like the rest of ya but i'm not gonna be a faggot or anything
>gay: suck the fuck outa that cock
>straight: karate chop that motherfucker with the force of 1000 Lu Bu's
Aw god damnit someone had it first
Wonder how a nigger made its way into my glorious segregated bathroom... damn the 50s were good.
I always carry a knife. It wouldnt end well for that faggot
You could stomp on it instead pretty much completely disabling him. Dicks can snap
stomp it with my shoe
God tier I Allways carry something like this
Turn around 360 degrees and walk away
deepthroat it until I spit up some slime, remove my pants and proceed to bounce on that motherfucker until he it is ready to cum, clean it up and deepthroat it again and take the cum down the back of my throat.
>no homo
nothing, only white cock passes my lips.
Take out pocket leatherman.
Fucking CUCK
Dude, you would actually be still walking toward it
Cut it clean off
You rang?
go home and make a thread on Sup Forums
Cuck lord, show ur gf
irl
>ignore
quickly find some icyhot
play slap nuts till they turn black and blue from abuse
That's a guy who enjoys giving a BJ. Very nice.
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Tits, now!
go home and make a thread on Sup Forums
Already been said you newfaggot
GO HOME AND MAKE A THREAD ON Sup Forums
Funny how Fonzie's phrase was "sit on it"
FUCK YOU!
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Go home and make a thread on Sup Forums
Tits and face you fucking cuck!
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Suck it
Underrated post
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buy some Loctite
no homo though
You guys are ridiculous. I'd unload those superior Negro testes directly into my mouth. That way his semen remains fresh and virile instead of the old stuff I just relieved him of. I want strong children in white bellies.
I'm not even gay, it's just common sense.