Go to the bathroom

>Go to the bathroom
>See this

What you do?

Turn 850 degrees and walk away

Check my GPS map, because i am clearly in a Swedish public bathroom.

kek

YOLO the fuck out of that dick.

jam one of my keys inside the meatus

nice

id kick it and run FAST cuz the dudes black

Karate chop the fuck outta that dong.

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Have a conversation about why black violence is a global problem that persists to this day

Go fetch my GF

Not gonna lie, would prolly suck it

would most likely grab it, ya know squeeze a bit and kinda feel it in my hands and stuff and see if its a decent dick or not, then either give it nod or a shrug and then leave

i can admire a nice cock just like the rest of ya but i'm not gonna be a faggot or anything

>gay: suck the fuck outa that cock
>straight: karate chop that motherfucker with the force of 1000 Lu Bu's

Aw god damnit someone had it first

Wonder how a nigger made its way into my glorious segregated bathroom... damn the 50s were good.

I always carry a knife. It wouldnt end well for that faggot

You could stomp on it instead pretty much completely disabling him. Dicks can snap

stomp it with my shoe

God tier I Allways carry something like this

Turn around 360 degrees and walk away

deepthroat it until I spit up some slime, remove my pants and proceed to bounce on that motherfucker until he it is ready to cum, clean it up and deepthroat it again and take the cum down the back of my throat.
>no homo

nothing, only white cock passes my lips.

Take out pocket leatherman.

Fucking CUCK

Dude, you would actually be still walking toward it

Cut it clean off

You rang?

go home and make a thread on Sup Forums

Cuck lord, show ur gf

irl
>ignore

quickly find some icyhot

play slap nuts till they turn black and blue from abuse

That's a guy who enjoys giving a BJ. Very nice.

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Tits, now!

go home and make a thread on Sup Forums

Already been said you newfaggot

GO HOME AND MAKE A THREAD ON Sup Forums

Funny how Fonzie's phrase was "sit on it"

FUCK YOU!

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Go home and make a thread on Sup Forums

Tits and face you fucking cuck!

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Suck it

Underrated post

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buy some Loctite

no homo though

You guys are ridiculous. I'd unload those superior Negro testes directly into my mouth. That way his semen remains fresh and virile instead of the old stuff I just relieved him of. I want strong children in white bellies.

I'm not even gay, it's just common sense.