I need to get back at this bitch. What do?

I need to get back at this bitch. What do?

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Watch Global Edmonton news tonight. Something interestimg may come up

What's she do?

Her husband and daughter aren't home. She's all alone and vulnerable. I've made some chloroform (Chlorine bleach and rubbing alcohol). I'll pay her a visit shortly

She's my bitch of a neighbour. For now, anyway.

Tentatively Czeched

Yeah but why is she a bitch? Did she reject you?
>first assumption. this is Sup Forums of course

That is a big yard doe.

You'll never go through with it, your weak all talk bullshit is a waste on everyone's good time

Cut the mystery and tell your tale

Got any hot creeps of her? Common OP

Are you the faggot that works nights and bitches because she mows in the morning?

No, she is the loudest, most annoying cunt in the neighbourhood. She told her daughter I'm a rapist and if I come near her she should scream. Now every time the kid sees me, she starts screaming like a banshee. I've had the cops show up at my door a few times because "Somebody claimed you have posession of drugs/illegal firearms/child pornography". Side note, I was falsely accused of rape a year ago. I didn't get any jailtime, but most of my neighbors think I still raped the fucking cow who accused me. Also, the whore next door is an ultra femanazi

you gonna rape her?

Yeah, bet that window is upstairs in your parents' house. You're the creepy neighbor, just understand that and leave everybody alone, anything you do will only reinforce your creepiness.

No, that's to mundane. I'm a bit of a sadist, and I haven't had a chance to act on any of my fantasies. Now, however, I think I have the perfect subject. I've even prepared my own red room. I'll post a pic shortly

You should show her that you're really a good guy and not a rapist by drugging her and raping her.

Help her with cutting the grass. That'll teach her.

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Have you tried shitting on the doorstep everyday, breaking into their house and flipping the toilet paper around, cutting the cords to all of their electronics?

What's her address?

Well OP since she accused you falsely you should return the favor, but with a twist. Plant weed in her house or yard and either you or someone else call the cops on her. It should be someone else since they might connect it to you because of the previous accusations.

i'll dump my folder of stuff to help you op

shits about to get real

Snipe her with a paperwad shot out of a gutted pen
Aim for her ears

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Now now, that would give away my address too

this might help a little

Went out and bought some houshold chemicals and

What am I missing?

Gun

Are you me?

depends on what you are planning

Well we already know that you probably don't live in center west Edmonton.

Id be great if someone could locate him.

Kek, yeah, but Global Edmonton covers news from the entire region. Maybe I'm in Edmonton, maybe I'm in Wetaskiwin.

Torture. Inflicting extreme pain. Keeping her alive for at peast a few hours

Livestream it

I'm probabpy going to go on the run after this, so I'm not going to post anymore. Either I'm dead, gone, or arrested

you might need chloroform to subdue her then

One step ahead of you

also maybe get something like stakes to put under her fingernails and toenails

Good idea. Would a scalpel or pairing knife work?

sure, lots of things will, just use your imagination

Got any bamboo?

toothpicks kinda work as well

Its not vietnam

I do some woodworking, so I might use some wood chips and scraps.

So sorry for trying to assist in what could be the most sadistic rape/torture of the century.

>Get Stereo.
>Make taped recording of the Orgasm Guy at maximum volume.
>Make sure recording has a delay of two minutes. And plays for 10 or longer.
>Place stereo at neighbor's house.
>Preferably a place where they won't see it or can't find it for at least 10 minutes.
>Play stereo and run.

If you're lucky, the cops will be called on account of domestic disturbance. Their neighbors will hate them.

Nobody will find her. I have my methods

Care to eleborate

How about instead of being the rapist that she's making you out to be, you don't.

Instead, make her out to be the bad person. Don't be a slimeball neckbeard. Clean shaven, friendly looking guys have the right-of-way.

>accused of rape
Well you're fucked. Your only option is to move town and cut all ties to your current one.
Doesn't matter if you actually raped someone or not
I'm kind of serious too

I wouldn't rape her. I'm just going to kill her

Cripes. Don't even go there.

You can still be a human being.

fuck off

I think he's far beyond the point of no return

you gonna livestream that shit?

livestream op, you have too

DO IT

Your life is going to be better after this. Good decision

Nah op, don't stream it. That's just evidence against you.

OP

If you're actually gonna kidnap someone and don't wanna get caught.
>don't spill her blood
>don't rape and put semen in her
>use gloves at ALL times
>use something like a hairnet at least, but preferably a full ski mask. point is, don't leave any hair
>if she claws at you, clean under her nails
>surprise her, like attacking when she's asleep
>don't use chloroform. It takes waaaay longer in real life for someone to actually fall asleep from it. Choke her until unconscious, use rope, not hands.
>Tie her when she's unconscious

Are you planning on killing her and disposing of the body?
Have you ever done something like this before? Or do you have any experience at all that could be useful for what you're planning to do?

CRAWWWWLLINGGG IN MY SKINNN THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAAALLLLL

OP you have to stream it!

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Seems like you are a rapist. You are planning on using chloroform on her.

Dubs speak truth.

You lazy piece of shit, you're making your mom cut the grass? Pathetic.

bind her ankles then hang her upside down in the garage with her head 1" off the ground, get a hockey stick and pucks, then practice slapshots to her head

Guys, i think OP is serious

BUMP

OP, Livestream it.

God I hope so

>I have a tarp set up and a plastic cover for the chair
>I'm not going to rape her
>I bought some gloves already
>I have a ski mask and this weird, cheesy skeleton mask. I think it would look unsettling when you're tied down and begging for your life
>Thanks for the advice
>Gonna attack her when she's asleep because her husbando won't ne home
>Thanks for the tip, but the chloroform is tl keep her subdued
>Already planned to
I've disposed of a body before. Lye and bleach, a shallow grave, and burying the remains in seperate locations worked the last time.

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whats with the hilly terrain? Where do you live

Yup, OP is serious.

>takes creepshots of female neighbor from dark room .
>"STUPID CUNT THINKS IM CREEPY!!"

To be fair, creepshots and rape accusations are two very different things.

Buy some panties, piss in them, cough on them, shout at them, post them through her front door and then cough at the door.

Or the harassment from his neighbor has gotten to the point that he has evolved into an evil genius whom watches and plots from a second story window.

Op don't be a fucktard and risk 10+ years in jail; that's exactly what she wants. Just go on Sup Forums from time to time to find ways to fuck with her. I suggest cutting all her power wires

its sad how an accusation can fuck everything up.

they go nice together tho

If you are like that, I can't really fault that bitch for being scared of you.
Anyways, you are nothing but cancer.

Lure back to your upstairs window and defenestrate. Pics

Suck your own dick. That'll really show her who's boss!

Do you want a pic?

Its a slippery slope.

Fill balloon with paint nd chuck at house??

Looks like you have a nice house, why won't you just fuck off?

tarp is really risky unless you cover every last inch of the entire room including walls and ceiling and having the room completely empty except for the chair.
You're also gonna have to dispose of the chair

Don't dispose of a body the same way twice. It's gonna be a way for criminal investigators to connect murders
I can also suggest burying a body in a farmers field if it smells really bad there. The smell of shit indicates that it's recently been fertilized and usually there's ammonia in the fertilizer which first of all confuses dogs noses and second of all is bad for them.
Police searches with cadaver dogs is usually not as thorough when there's ammonia in the area for that reason.
But make sure you bury the body at least 5 feet down.

Chopping a body up and burying in several places is a good idea. The riskiest part is to handle all the blood.
Either drain the body in a bathtub and mix the blood with bleach before you flush it down.
If you have a freezer big enough, you can also freeze the body first and use a saw to cut it apart. Place each piece in double plastic bags with lye.

Can you tell me more details of your plan?

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