Ask a slot tech anything

Ask a slot tech anything

Bally

You work on anything modern?

where does the sun go at night

Yes I do and the sun goes to the other side of the world

how does one beat modern slots?

You own the slot because thare are so many variables that there is no beating unless you get lucky

Anything else Sup Forums?

should I slot or roulette?

Roulette because you have more control over it

how do you beat roulette?

where are the loosest sluts?

Other words of advice if you play slots always bet max

your pulling a lever or pushing a button. do you think there could possibly be anything except luck involved?

At the front door are the loosest slots

Why dont you go to dealer school? You could make twice as much money for half as much work.

Source: Im a dealer.

who do you work for?

There is no difference between the button and the leaver because thay are actually the same switch just in different locations

Because I am good with slots and I work for igt

Have w do you have a job? I work at a fast food make probably 1/10th of what you do but at least my shitty job isn't some kids hobby. Hue

Also to all the fags asking how to beat blah blah blah... The answer is you dont. Im not OP but ive worked in the casino business for 17 years and no one ever wins. You might walk out with some money one night but no one EVER wins then says "fuck that place im never coming back" We get around 2% of every bet you make every time without fail. Its all a giant scam.

True

Not if you are smart. Bet a hundred on black at roulette, if you lose bet 200 and so on. Till you win. 50/50 chance. I mean they will kick you out but you'll make cash.

why they kick?

You have a higher chance of winning if you play the table compared to slots

holy fuck you are dumb.

A) Black and Red is FAR from 50/50 all american tables have 0/00 which are green.

B) Every casino has table limits. If you double up every time you'll eventually hit the table limit then you lose 50 grand.

C) We would NEVER kick out a roulette player unless you were so drunk you pissed and or shit yourself because roullette's house edge is enormous.

Once you turn a profit they say you cheat or something to that effect. That's why you can't count cards effectively, unless you throw hands. Casinos are sketchy as fuck

Depends on the casino

So you are 12 and retarded? Went into one at 19 and perhaps I'm not American? Do a google search cock muncher.

Any other questions Sup Forums

True more established places won't, I mean lower to mid tier. I don't have even 10 gs to waste lol.

Can you send me an old slot machine for my man cave?

Afraid I can't I don't own them only work on them

Bump

You have never been in a casino.

Let me explain the concept of advantage play.

The only game in the house that a player can get and advantage on is blackjack. All casinos maintain a list of known advantage players. Our cameras these days are so sophisticated they can run a count on any table by themselves. Once you are identified as an advantage player we get a ton of pictures of you and spread that shit across the country. It uses facial recognition tech so you can wear all the makeup and wigs you want we will still see you.

When you are determined to be an advantage player a supervisor will notify you that you are too good for us and we will stop dealing to you. You will not be kicked out and you are free to play any other game in the house or enjoy the buffet.