Let's make some fucking food

Let's make some fucking food.

season that shit up boii

Ah yes, the classic steak 'n spag...

Are you on college

What ya making stake lo mein or something?

Choppy chop
A bit closer to steak yakisoba but lo mein wouldn't be wrong.

I think you're missing the snow peas and baby corn

oh shit OP's making good food

do not disappoint me

Let's get this shit started.

Are you just gonna throw it on the pan like that?
Without prior marinating, that shit'll be chewy as fuck.

I know what I'm doing m8. You can't make cheap shitty steak great.

Tell us every step OP, we need to know how you cook that shit

Meat in sesame seed oil is good.

Add carrots

So you are aware that it's gonna be chewy or what are you getting at?

Going for well done or rare?

And now onions and garlic.
It's going to be chewy no matter what because it's cheap so I didn't bother.

Uff dog, I can already tell that pan wasn't hot enough.
All that meat juice is gonna be cooked out.

That was my point, if you marinate it overnight in soy sauce with some spices and corn starch, even cheap meat is gonna be tender like you wouldn't believe.

Soy sauce, Rice vinegar, and chili paste
Depends on how quickly everything cooks
It was sizzling immediately.

Oil's gotta be at the point where's it's emitting just a tiny bit of smoke, I'm guessing it wasn't that hot.
Gotta close those pores immediately or you'll get tough meat.

Added a bit to much soy sauce, but that's ok.
I might have to try that in the future.

suck a dick

pasta? damn son, shit's gon be gud

No experience in cooking, I guess?

poor boy can't cook his dick rare

bumppp

Make sure it looks as shitty as possible for proper plating.

r8 it

i r8 8/8 m8 its gr8

Looks good.
I'll give it a solid 7. 6 if the meats tough.

>will eat like I mean it/10

good job bro it looks fucking tasty

i'm not OP

are you eating off the fucking floor?

Kek. Nice kitchen. Poor fag.