I'm a 35yo virgin and I'm dying to get laid. Ask me anything

I'm a 35yo virgin and I'm dying to get laid. Ask me anything.

Gettin laid any soon?

do you consider yourself ugly ?

what do you look like?

I've been told I'm not, but I'm pretty overweight.

Just be patient till 40 to become a wizard :^)

Then there's only one cure faggot, find another one.

Hey opie have you considered getting an escort?

Suicide also works

I'm 6'2", shaven head, goatee, glasses, and overweight.

what does a boob feel like?

Then fucking lose weight. If your weight hinders you and is the reason for why you're a virgin then do something about it and stop being a faggot

If im a virgin at 40 I'm turning fag!

Why do we care? What great truth comes from this cancer? Fuck off summer fag.

Considered it, but don't know where any are in my area.

I'm not that inexperienced. Done everything but full on sex.

Being a 40 year old virgin isn't less sad than being a 35 y/o virgin, they're both equally depressing

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Can't argue with that, to be fair.

have you tried hitting a girl on your "league" ?

The fag above me should kill themselves

have any of your wizards powers started to manifest yet?

Why not fuck a whore?

Yeah... I've tried all "leagues". It just hasn't happens. Closes I came was when my friend and I were drunk once and we messed about. She was naked on top of me and I was just about to slip it in when she sobered up and put a stop to it.

Like I said, I don't know where to find any in my area.

>I'm pretty overweight

That's naturally going to be a turn-off for a lot of women. With that in mind, you're already facing a tough battle (as you're probably well aware).

Fortunately, not all women are turned off by fat guys.

You have to be confident in yourself and charm the ladies with your personality and talking points. Focus on relaxing and having a good time, and you should be able to score soon.

source: I'm friends with several fat people with great personalities, and none of them have trouble getting laid.

Yeah, I need to be in the same area as your friends! Even in the numbers game I should have got laid by now.

So why not hitting the gym and stop eating like a pig?