Ask an underground ring fighter anything

Ask an underground ring fighter anything

Why do you think we would buy your bullshit about being underground ring fighter?

do you live a long way underground like a mole or just a bit underground like a hobbit?

What your win / loss record?
Any vids up?

How long have you been fighting rings?

Do they ever get stuck on your fists? Are rings situated in weight classes like humans?

What kind of metal are these rings?

Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet

where do you fight

have you ever put a sharpie in your pooper?

Why do you lie on the internet, OP?

Define underground.

Post pic of arms with timestamp

So your a junkie who beats up other junkies for drug money?

Good idea

Why do you lie on an Anonymous messaging board. Shut up and stop making all these AMA threads. This isn't fucking reddit.

how is it being a ring fighter underground?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

OP

Not Op, but i happen to be an undergrunn fighter too.

define fight ring

I cage fight against baboons, way under the ground. Get on my level bro.

would you beat an overground shield fighter ?

Why are you breaking rule one?

Strange, I also am..

1v1 me? Where u at?

what a coincidence! I happen to be an underground cage fighter as well.

Germany, Sachsen, Freiberg, Campus

Not far from truth actually

It's 2016 dude, you can be open about fuckin' other dude now a days.

not documented. my manager books me to purrform arcoss us

Germany isnt too far from me, you have an email or something where we can discuss this further?

I can understand why an underground cage fighter would need to come to Sup Forums for some sort of validation. Perhaps he is so insanely good but because if his top secret position in the special forces he cant tell his girlfriend or anyone about his super powers of military grade underground cage fighting skills. Sup Forums is the perfect place to vent your lonely misery. you can be the fastest runner but your not allowed to win. you cant sit by the pool but you cant get in.

Cut that bs you faggots

OP is 14

Lol what you on about faggot

Do you have any formal martial arts training?

? Im legit, and if this Sup Forumsro is too it would be awesome to fight him

Do you every talk about Fight Club?

no. learned to fight growing up, and then all on the job

getting abused by your step-father in the basement isn't an underground fighter club user

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior?

Kek

How do I start?