On the "cancer" that is in Sup Forums

On the "cancer" that is in Sup Forums.

Many people say that Sup Forums has changed a lot, and it's ruled by newfags
I disagree, I believe really the only thing that's changed is that there's less
organized memes. While the popularity has removed some of the off
the wall shit that used to be on it, it has remained mostly the same.
I've been on Sup Forums since 2011, and I've come to believe that the decrease in
organized memes and thread hijacking (which you are free to do on this thread
as long as it's spiderman) is because of a recent wave mentality that things like
spiderman and cringe threads are cancerous. In fact, they're not, they're advanced
culture that deserves to be indulged in wholly by everyone who exists. Discuss or
derail, I don't give a fuck. Get those gears turning, Sup Forumsros. Pic related, I expect to facepalm with your comments.

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No, really, that meme is fucking stupid
(Ironic reply from OP)

checked

>OP attempts to start thoughtful conversation self analyzing their behavior
>Sup Forums responds with shitty memes and cricket noises
>classic Sup Forums

>Since 2011
Kill yourself newfag

OP
Nice bait, almost replied.

Almost?

OP
fffuck...

You can't change Sup Forums without unity. We all hate EA, start there if you want change.
Seriously, FUCK EA.

Been here since 2006. There has always been repetition. When I started, some roodypoos where "gonna pull a 187 on our Moot". Every hour, every day.

>looks like they did, coz he's gone.

What's different then, was the cooperation to achieve greater things. What can 2016 Sup Forums do to get on the news after an epic prank or raid? NOTHING! Every effort is crushed by:
1. Incompetence /newfaggotry
2. Traitorous white knights
3. Apathy and lack of pride in Sup Forums herself.

Sup Forums is dead, and we're all humping the corpse. Those who don't think she's dead, are newfags who never saw how beautiful and vibrant she once was.

Fuck this, I'm out.

OP
You are a true poet.

I'm not OP, Sup Forumsrother.

Solution:
Purge newfags and get a group of dedicated non-faggots to get on the news. Pour a red potion back into Sup Forums by doing some wicked shit and bringing it to national attention.

I'm telling you that I'm OP.

You're OP, Sup Forumsrother.

Sounds about right. Who's our designated champion/saviour?

OP

I agree. Let's make an example of Shillary Cunton...

Create a fake hashtag that's anti-trans and call some news outlet famous for reporting on controversy, then let it out that it's all a fake prank. Feel free to do that.

Nah, Sup Forums was always shit.
Lurk moar, newfriend.

Why stop at her? Make fun of all of them. Bring down some statues or some shit.

OP claiming ID

In my 5 years on Sup Forums, you're the first person to call me friend. -OP

Sup Forums's always been a moral cesspool, but it was not always shit.

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faggot dont post here anymor

Sup Forums was always shit. but it was better
2011 dude barging in. whats ruining our beloved Sup Forums? newbies that dont bother lurking
>rule 12

kek

Best thread I've seen in a week, saved in a .txt file forever and ever.

404 imminent. Prepare for the only non-faggotry on Sup Forums right now to die.

Sup Forums was never good.

Quoting oldfags, start lurking newfag

>On the "cancer" that is in Sup Forums.
>Many people say that Sup Forums has changed a lot, and it's ruled by newfags
>I disagree, I believe really the only thing that's changed is that there's less
>organized memes. While the popularity has removed some of the off
>the wall shit that used to be on it, it has remained mostly the same.
>I've been on Sup Forums since 2011, and I've come to believe that the decrease in
>organized memes and thread hijacking (which you are free to do on this thread
>as long as it's spiderman) is because of a recent wave mentality that things like
>spiderman and cringe threads are cancerous. In fact, they're not, they're advanced
>culture that deserves to be indulged in wholly by everyone who exists. Discuss or
>derail, I don't give a fuck. Get those gears turning, Sup Forumsros. Pic related, I expect to facepalm with your comments.
Spoken like a true newfag

this is true. Watching things like the kenny glenn raid or the jimmy rustles media hijack happen in real time were just amazing. Nothing like that has happened in a long time. Now it's all rate me, rekt, celeb fap, and weak assed ylyl threads all day and night. This place was always a lake of shit to be waded through, but there used to be nuggets of pure gold you could stumble across that rewarded you for the trouble. No longer.

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something needs to be planned.

Thread almost dead and no spiderman.

Fuck off

/thread

How to fix Sup Forums:
Determine what has changed
Do not reply to cancer- let them 404
Stop distinguishing new/oldfag, only fag.
Get away from what has changed and go back to the original.

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Wait and pray to whatever god you have for re/b/irth.

A poem for Sup Forums

Now this is the story all about how
Sup Forums got flipped turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute so sit right there
and let me tell you how Moot pulled lulz outta thin air.

Up on the internets born and raised.
On Sup Forums’s Sup Forums is where I spent most of my days.
Just chillin out maxin’ and haxin’ all cool
Lookin for lulz outside of the pool.

When newfags came in and were up to no good.
Started causin’ cancer in my e-neighborhood.
Posted too much copypasta and Moot thought it was stale.
And said “I’m gonna set these fags up for fail.”

He altered the board and it became clear:
Sup Forums was dying and Sup Forumstards did fear.
If anything they thought their e-lives were done.
But they said “nah forget it, ZOMG LAST THREAD EVAR RUN!”

Moot turned on the ustream around 7 or 8
and he watched the IRL Sup Forumstards run around and masturbate.
He looked at the failfags it was finally true
Sup Forums sucks ass, yes oldfag even you!

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