Ask a guy who accidentally uploaded CP on Facebook and is now waiting for the cops to run down his doorstep anything

Ask a guy who accidentally uploaded CP on Facebook and is now waiting for the cops to run down his doorstep anything

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What have you done to prepare yourself for the inevitable?

bought a rope to Hang myself since it will be the death of my social life anyway

wHAT do you exactly uploaded?

Upload some on here too

Well are you gonna post it or not

wanted to upload some dumbass spongegar meme from my Phone, didnt knew how that shit worden since i only use shitbook on my pc - tipped on a girl who got penetrated by a dick, tried to abort the upload but was too late - my Account got disabled 2 sec after

good luck. hope you live your life happily as a sex offender.

Did anyone see it?

Where are you froM?

no

I'd say donate all your money to a anti-pedo charity, and say that your profile was hacked

What the fuck did you just write?

HAHA OH MAN THAT SUCKS

your dumbass cant even speak english properly, i believe you would do something like this

Translated: I wanted to upload a meme, and Accidently tapped a picture of a girl being penetrated by a dick (cp)

nope, i only uploaded it but i didnt posted it yet, like i said my Account got disabled literally 2 sec after it was uploaded

not planing on living if it comes out to the public

im thinking maybe i can write to the Facebook Support and tell them my Phone was stolen or some shit.. prolly not gonna help

youtu.be/g3KPSyNxnL8

Probably OP right now

well OP, it was a good time posting with you. Time to hang yourself now.

Has anyone contacted you about this?

What state

proof or it didnt happen nigger

I ain't clicking that shit nigga

im using a shitty auto correct on my Phone, sorry about that

Kill your fucking hard drive right now nigger and claim you got hacked

nobody has contacted me yet

im living in the EU

>Youtube

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a youtube link.. what kinda pussy ass people we got here on Sup Forums

welp you could always lie and say you got hacked but then again theyd probably see that theres no other open sessions

>jewtube

Where in the EU?

i was thinking about lying that i lost my Phone and now someone has been doing stupid shit with it, but i dont know if they will bite it

it's a scene from a movie, some guy is wiping his computers

seems like a good movie too

Nice cover up for being a dumb asshat

germany

ShmutzenVile

How old are we talking OP?

probably around 12

if he's in Amsterdam he'll be fine

wenn das wirklich das ende für dich ist, dann mach was nützliches draus. nützlich für die gesellschaft, ein letztes mal

lets keep the thread in english so everyone can laugh about my autism

Where is it then

Oh man OP I was hoping you'd say 15 but buddy you are fucked

What is your home address?

upload here then, nothing to loose

>inb4 kappa

yea i know, im not quite sure if Facebook decides to Track me and Hand the case over to the local police

You're probably not as fucked as you think. Kill the SD card from that phone and replace it. They can't prove you posted it, but they can get a warrant to confiscate your computers and probably other devices connected to the internet to investigate.

Also, 99% chance law enforcement hasn't been contacted at all.

OP r u gonna post it yes or no so I can see if I should leave

>uploading a shit meme on facebook
I hope the Sup Forums party van come for you.
You deserve to be raped in jail, faggot.

This

They don't. They probably deal with hundreds of cases like these daily.

Just say you are a mudslim and that it is part of your religion

vereinbart!

Nigga I'm the one who posted the link, it's from the movie "The Core" or something and you can trust YouTube links

In the Netherlands in general the laws are really mild unless you're a repeat offender or have insane amounts of CP and/or distribute it.

was riding along the shitty bandwagon

i hope so

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Damn

Why are you on here posting when you should be formatting all you devices?

The police will seize all your devices and go through them with a fine tooth comb looking for anything they can get you on, if you have any brains you will format all your devices NOW, this also means getting any illegal downloaded films, music, porn and anything else you didn't pay for out of the house.

Good luck user....... and don't drop the soap in the showers!!

This. At least as far as US Law goes if they show up and your comp is clean and your phone has been "stolen" they wound be hard pressed to charge you with anything.

sauce?

as you're clearly a fag, how would you gauge your excitement level now that you're going to get all the nigger dick you want?

follow up question, when taking it by nig dick, will you be thinking about CP?

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that's still no excuse.
Beside what kind of CP was it? some teen or a kid?

POST IT NOW OR I WILL CALL POLICE NOW

fuck you

mjj

Can I leave

Get out, it's past your bedtime!

I love you so much

Fuck right off

Can't prove you posted it?

Are you retarded or what.

Log in times, own Facebook, any other services IE Google, incidental internet history and probable cause.

Good luck fighting that with "oh I was logged on but someone else did it"

I will always bless you immunity cat

Fuck

Thanks user.

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Been coming on hear for some time now ur all fucked up what the fucks the matter wirh u all

nah a rope is faster and more effecient

Facebook sends possible cases of child abuse to a special center for missing children blabla so it does get investigated. But honestly, if you say your account got hacked and they can't find anything illegal on your computer if they decide to search it, nothing will happen.

Sweep harddrives and kill the phone SD. Not joking. Also get help if you enjoy CP.

Who is that girl?

noo

Microwave it and kill yourself

formatting... lulz
gutmann 8 times+
good luck

dubs of thruth. Tu dies, OP

>account get hacked
You are forgetting IP address

DBAN is your friend op.

100 passes.

They wouldn't go that far into investigating unless it was a very serious matter. In this instance they would be skeptical and would probably just check his hard drive to make sure, they find nothing = they give up and believe him

yea this is the only thing which keeps me from using that pisspoor excuse - all they have to do is Check the ip

time to delete system 32 and break your hard drive

>DBAN is your friend op.
on a phone?

You're all missing the point here. If this is at all true OP clearly has hardcore cp and has posted it on one website and then corroborated it on another. If law enforcement does actually look into his computer/phone he is going to jail.

But this is definitely bait

If the image was on the phone's internal memory, he needs to get another phone until this all blows over. Get a cheap phone, move SIM over, and you're done.

Idiot

He said it's from his phone. So op should delete everything, on his phone too, and then gtfo and lose it somewhere so it gets stolen. Then, he should tell anyone who asks it got stolen.

Actually helium is much more efficient. All you have to do is fill a bag and put it on your head. Tying a noose and sll that shit takes considerably more time/effort.

If you do it right and break your neck it will be instant, but you probably won't and will end up strangling yourself, which won't be any faster than huffing helium.

Lrn2diefgt

there is a similar program for the Phone which seems to wipe everything in the same matter as DBAN

Your dumb lad.
Sup Forums has everything youve posted on here
Right along side your ip
We are not anonymous
We are somewhat a legion
We forget
You forget
Dont fuck up
Stupid spick

I don't care about my mother lol

fuck you jimmy

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