Is he autistic?

Is he autistic?

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Yes. How else could he be so good?

no he´s a spacial-kinetic wizard

if you are referring to general mental illness, possibly

autistic? No. Autists are terrible at sports

He's a savant

Extremely good at his thing, awkwardly mediocre or bad at others, incluiding social behaviour.

So just like you, but good at football?

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>tfw when autistic/idiot savant but I don't have a "thing"

Is this Christian Rolando?

Nope

all signs point to yes

He lurks Sup Forums sometimes.. so yes.

It's Argentinian you dum

i knew him before he became big

He is a good guy yest but also a idiot.
Some guys told me about that time when the teacher told him to go out of the class and bring a ruler , he said "Ok" and went outside , came back a sec later and said "que era lo que tenia que buscar?" (what i was suppose to look for?)

people says now that he does corrupted stuff , come on man , he is the kind of guy who sing contracts without reading or looking at them

so you're just retarded

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Source?

a.d.d. doesnt equal autism you tard

>It's a bunch of Sup Forums neckbeards try to find something in common with the greatest player of all time

Unlike you fellas, Messi had a childhood girlfriend who he later married, what's your excuse?

that is specifically not what savant means

kek

Yeah, and fucking talented at the sport he plays.

I might be somewhere on the spectrum, but have nothing to make up for it.

dude this is the funniest shit i've seen all day, was that really messi

whatever, faggot. Point is, I'm not legitimately retarded

autism is a spectrum disorder, and people with it usually have some form of odd gait or dyspraxia, if he's naturally good at sports like from early childhood then it's unlikely

No one is born being good at social behavior. It's something you learn.

Nope, that's me

Yea but he learned it bad while he learned football like a god, what gives?

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He's confirmed to be on the spectrum

wasn't this common knowledge

> Messi is autistic. He was diagnosed at 8 years old, still in Argentina, with Asperger's Syndrome, known as a mild form of autism. Although the diagnosis of athlete has been little publicized and questioned, as a way to protect him, the fact is that their behavior on and off the field are revealing

Every genius is a little autistic, that is why they are so good at what they do, they see shit and understand shit intuitively that normal people will never see or be able to understand even studying/practicing a whole life.

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I only like girls that have feminine penises

That autistic strength is too powerful for normies

every time

Wasn't there like a whole pasta of autistic messi stories that started like this? I remember it being posted around the wc

I think Messi is cute because of his autism :3

I wish we had an autistic prodigy on our NT.

Why don't you sign up?

Nueur, Ronaldo, and Robben are equally weird in their own unique ways.

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this is a whole new level of fetishism

what does that smiley face even mean?
:3 double chinned fatass?

>Be Messi's wife
>Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise
>Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself
>He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat
>He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything
>Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night
>Your phone buzzes on the nightstand
>Text from Penaldo
>"You left your purse here last night"
>"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up"
>"TSUUU baby"
>Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning
>Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice
>Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!"
>You're allergic to eggs
>He trips and spills the food in the bed
>Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
>Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears
>Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets
>Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again
>Hear the shower water turn on
>Turn to your phone
>Google images
>"Ronaldo abs"
>Run your fingers over each image
>Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly
>You cry softly

This is effectively what girls say whenever they say they're attracted to "geeks"

It's supposed to be a cute cat

>getting paid millions for literally babysit some autistic child
I think they literally won the big price.

he has italian genes

holy fuck you are such a fucking faggot

Rude

holy fuck he dominated a taller negro for not letting him humiliate him

is that Magnum

Everybody has a thing user, you just gotta do what you love

man, a wig on di maria and i would be pounding that ass 24/7, he kinda resembles that girl from H3H3

i bet messi is actually a fucking chad, and this autism is just us projecting.

look at fucking robben, basically motionless the whole time. he is a robot made for a single purpose, cutting inside.

also why is ramos so handsome.

to be fair everybody there looks autistic except cristiano and sergio ramos

Oh dog. LITERALLY DIVE GRASS.

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Why this made me laugh so hard

did the ref called penalty? I see him lifting his arm

neuer is tom hanks

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wat? None of those guys would be attractive as a trap/ with a wig

That's shit memory, not a sign of poor analytical or cognitive skills

But yes, most footballers are not educated. Doesn't mean they are idiots, just that school has not been a necessary thing for them

Care to elaborate?

first time I see Messi not taking shit. He ussually just shrughs it off and dribbles skillfully his way out of like nothing

I miss le cut inside man

thats very very very homosexual of you my friend

how many times are we going to go over this

he owned that big negroid
I'm actually amazed

this webm is the most awkward thing i've ever seen

>shitty claim from a brazilian e-linker digital "papernews"
>source

yeah, we need better than that

>Be Messi
>Sit down at the Balon D'or ceremony with your girlfriend
>She seems distracted, she is looking around
>'W---Whats wrong h-honey, you hungry, we'll have a cheese pizza and sprite later b-babe, my treat'
>she looks at you and grunts a half assed acknowledgement
>keeps looking around
>you hear a noise coming from across the hall
>turn round to see Ronaldo entering the room
>your girlfriend is suddenly excited, fixing her hair
>you think nothing of it, maybe it got messed up by the gust of wind when you quickly dodged your taxes
>Ronaldo starts walking towards you
>he is so handsome and beautiful, he looks like a wax model
>you try not to look him in the eyes
>he pats you on the leg
>'Hey Lionel...'
>your girlfriend laughs and says 'Oh ignore him, you know how shy he is...'
>Ronaldo laughs and says 'I'd be shy as well if my idea of a fansy
>reaches over your crotch to shake your girlfriends hand
>slightly brushes it as he does
>laughs
>'a bump that small won't even make me dive'
>your girlfriend giggles and touches his hand
>you start to sweat
>take out a slice of cheese pizza from your jacket
>drop it onto yourself
>tomato sauce stain on your crotch
>Ronaldo laughs again
>'Jesus Lionel, looks like the blanket after Iniestas wife gives birth, maybe you can borrow one of my suits'
>your girlfriend nods
>'thats a great idea Ronnie, lets go to the car and get it'
>they both get up to leave
>come back 40 minutes later with no suit
>you sit in silence until you win the Balon D'or

>how_to_tame_argentinians.webm

will people ever stop editing this

suarez you fucker be a good teammate and bite the shit out of that black guy

He's like 5 foot 7, can you be a manlet and also be a chad? I guess you can when you're Messi

Robben looking like agent 47 watching his next victim
Di Maria looking a badly made abortion
Messi being ashamed of existing or questioning why can't he be home shitposting on Sup Forums
Cristiano being pissed because he isn't the best player in the room, or the tallest, or the most handsome
Neuer looking like an arian SS Captain and super uncomfortable on that suit (it seriously looks too small)
Ramos looks normal enough
Lahm looks also ashamed of being there
Kroos, well, this man doesn't ever look happy so I don't know what's wrong with him
Iniesta with the Vietnam flashback

someone should make a webm with closeups on everyone's faces

as an autist manchild, these hit close to home and are not funny.

so desist in posting additional ones

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> the gust of wind when you quickly dodged your taxes

Who are you and what have you done to my sides?

i actually believe he was trying to be "tough" because it was one of his first matches as a captain.

I was good at soccer when I was a kid and I'm an aspie.

aspies = clumsy af

Tbf I only got one assist and the rest of my team was shit

>"TSUUU baby"

>ronaldo willl never text TSUUU to you

imagine a world where a manlet is the GOAT basketball or american football player.

you just know he'd be a chad. short but a chad nonetheless.

well

>be me on 7th grade soccer team
>not realize I'm autistic, just know all I can play is defense and even then I'm not that good
>we're blowing out team like 7-0.
>coach says "user, we're getting you a goal"
>puts me in as striker for remaining 8mins or so of game
>have myriad opportunities to score, but never do
>teammates getting impatient with me "Come on man, fucking score already!"
>game ends without me scoring
>the fucking humiliation
>never play sports for the rest of my life

Was Einstein autistic?

Idk he had some learning difficulties like learning how to tie his shoes,

newton supposedly was tho

WINRAR

>Ronaldo standing on his toes again
I wish you would've never happen to Real Madrid. Fucking cunt. Lewa when.

Messi is wondering why Ronaldo is standing tip-toed

>'Jesus Lionel, looks like the blanket after Iniestas wife gives birth, maybe you can borrow one of my suits'

he clearly was not

pretty sure he is

lol he acts like a Tim and Eric character