Hey, so why don't we move over to /r9k/?
>kick the bitter, fat, government-supported waste of space robots off their home board because they don't deserve a hugbox safe-space where they can bitch about "normies" because they know they'll never be like them
>newfags/summerfags can't figure out the robot.txt so they can't post
>Sup Forums will finally wither and die when the oldfags all leave
>did I mention killing the last safe place for the fucking robots
Thoughts?
Bump for sure
board battles are lame
Bump
Especially with people like you
Checkem
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Except it wouldn't be a battle. Robots are terrible, and they'll shy away from the smallest form of confrontation because they all have peanut-sized testicles.
The only drawback to this is that we'd be losing out on the entire board-sized cringe thread that is the current /r9k/, and I'm okay with that.
How?
They have dedicated threads on /r9k/, the stupid /britfeel/ threads for example. We could just start like "Sup Forums occupation" threads over there, or just move into their board and start posting things that make them think a bunch of "normies" are moving in, like posting gf/sexual partner threads, until they all fuck off to wizardchan.
I dunno, but just start shifting the theme of the board away from neet basement dwelling robotrash. The more they start REEEing the better.
/r9k/ is literally Sup Forums for those who are still bitter about the fact that they're 16 and virgins
Except with robot.txt and spoiler text/images.
And those faggots will leave if we move in. Who says the misc boards can't just be changed?
I'm in
Good. We need moar anons to get in on this or it'll flop quickly.
It'll probably flop before there is a significant change anyway, but at least some anons will have tried.
>trying to spread pointless porn threads and normie cancer that Sup Forums is known for on to other boards
That's right, if you're a serious Sup Forums user you yourself are a fucking normie, no questions. This place is so diluted from what it used to be, it's now a bunch of underaged kiddies who think they're edgy.
Glad you don't know about the secret unlisted board, otherwise you'd fuck that up to with your underaged normie cancer.
Also
>moar
Yep, you're underaged.
Spam it on/b/ to gain recruits
>implying the oldfags haven't already moved to Sup Forums
>Meme
Oh god no, don't start suggesting Sup Forums normies go to Sup Forums. It's people like that fuck other boards up with cancer.
So... You aren't down to clown?
I was implying the secret board shit was a meme, you fag.
OP makes a paultry 35k/year at his new big boy job and wants to complain dang ole kids gettin a dang ole job
Oh no, there actually is an unlisted board. Two of them, actually. One is full of furries and the other is full of redditors that want to delete Sup Forums.
But you wouldn't know that, since you never leave this godforsaken normie-containment board. Sup Forums hasn't been the center of Sup Forums in years, lad.
Never said it was dpishit, but a secret board is some Sup Forums gold account level shit there.
...
That's one of them.
Here's a screenshot of the catalog of the other.
Don't even want to go to that one.
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I'm listening....
Though I must say, r9k does have a better ring to it, don't you agree anons?
Good, because it essentially has the same rules as Sup Forums minus loli, so stay the fuck out, kid. It even has the same description as Sup Forums.
Fuck off
I'll stay out, but it's because I want to, not because you told me to
>implying we don't want all have a little furfag inside
thanks for reminding me to jack off to delicious thicc nicole
Refugees Welcome
Kek