I'm going out for 2 minutes, will someone TRUSTWORTHY hold my chocolate milk?

I'm going out for 2 minutes, will someone TRUSTWORTHY hold my chocolate milk?

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Don't worry about it bud, take your time.

Thanks dude, I appreciate it. brb

Oh shit I spilt it.

Sage

Hurry!! Kill yourself so it looks loke a murder

YOU MONSTER

IM GONNA TELL user

Don't trust anybody else, I got you OP.

NO PLEASE DONT PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK

[knocks over the glass and shits on the table] ALLAHU ACKBAR SUCK MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS

Hey I'm back, thanks f- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Why god why?

HE DID IT, I SWEAR.

OP HERE ALL OF YOU ARE GUILTY UNTIL YOU FIND WHO SPILLED MY GODDAMN CHOCOLATE MILK

YOU HAVE DONE GOD'S WORK

's lying to you. batman would never do that,

HE SPILLED THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

HE ALSO TOOK A SHIT ON THE TABLE.

youtube.com/watch?v=SVXBvksLoww

come help revive this dead man, live now

Good point, and your dubs check out. It was probably in that case.

But dude, someone also shat on the table

That's true, and everyone knows that if your post ends in 92 you are physically unable to shit on a table. I'll let you guys solve it while I get more chocolate milk.

No, don't believe the dubs. I didn't spill shit.

Let's wait until OP gets back to get more Chocolate Milk.

and are probably in cahoots. One took a shit on the table, the other dumped the milk to hide it.

Ok Sup Forumsros I'm back and got enough chocolate milk for everyone. Did you guys find out who did it?

Don't worry OP. I poured you a new one.

Oh sorry, here's the chocolate milk:

If BUT WAIT, THE COOKIE JAR IS GONE!

Hey thanks man I really appreciate it

Nope. We also don't know who shat on the table yet.

oh, that's a shame. Also, where's my cookie jar?

Never mind my pet elephant stepped on all of them.

okay, lets be logical. Who has motive to shit on OPs table?

We don't know.

OH GUYS WHAT DID YOU DO

Noice! Maybe we should go order some cheese pizza- FUCK I SPILLED IT SHIT I'M SORRY

Guys I found security footage, this may show us who spilt the chocolate milk.

holy shit

maybe we might find out who shat on the table too?????

Nope, was definitely Batman.

Why? Pic related.

Fuck logical. I got a solution. Pic related.

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OBJECTION! Note the decreased temperature of the item in question as well as the increased solidity. Ice cream =/= milk.

Ya sure, leave it sitting unattended in Sup Forums.
Ignore the funny taste, and prepare to wake up naked and bound with duct tape in an alley somewhere.

OBJECTION! They are both made from Dairy! They're still classified as the same things since milk can be made into Ice Cream!

Why tf do you think I left it here?

OBJECTION! 2 dubs auto win this case!

OBJECTION! That is absolute bullshit and you know it!

Welp you faggots made me laugh. Keep arguing, I'm going to sleep. gnight Sup Forums

If you had trips, you might have convinced me. But alas, you have failed.

Would you believe me if I told you who shat on the table?

The Prosecutor will take a recess to accept new evidence.

THE PERSON WHO SHAT ON THE TABLE WAS ME, DAMNIT

All along it was you... Why? Why shit on the table?

Slide me that milk bby boi.

Because... [reveals that I am a suicide bomber] ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAR

...

[Activates the bomb, killing me and the other anons]

well user-terrorist. You did your job. let us resume our life on this never ending ride.

Wait a minute, this isn't chocolate milk.. IT'S SHIT WATER!