What is the best joke you ever heard Sup Forums?

What is the best joke you ever heard Sup Forums?

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

-1

What's the hardest thing about cutting a baby in half?
My dick!

"I love you and I don't ever want to let you go."

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.

Knock Knock

OP isn't a faggot

who's there?

OP

my life

>>Will your uniform be ready on time?
>>"Of course it will! It's a Blitzcleaning!"

your mom ate my clock
and fuck yeah it was time consuming

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE & TOLERANCE

I really REALLY like this picture

invade poland and you'll win

we should legalize the illegal aliens so they can become productive citizens

My sides

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black lives matter

I almost forgot the punch line, but one of the niggers hit me during the robbery

same man

People aren't illegal, user. Stop reading Brietbart.

>so i was fucking this 10 year old the other night, when i started thinking that 10 is pretty old for a dog
>ive been talking to this 8 year old online, and all of a sudden she tells me that shes an undercover cop. how fucking cool is that for someone her age?

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oh, one more!
>i have this awesome knock knock joke, but you have to start it
>knock knock
>whos there?
>

That Hillary is running for president.

my little girl had never seen a fully burkhaed muslim woman before. the woman was wearing a jet black abaya with only her face showing and--to make matters worse--was carrying a bright orange handbag as she was dragging her two daughters to the elementary school the day of the halloween pageant

"Look daddy, she's got the best witch costume ever!"

I squelched my laugh so hard, my face turned red and it must have looked like I was having a coronary

God save us from 7 year old girls....

OP who?

congratulations, so now they can come into the country, shit in the fields and give us e-coli from the lettuce they pick, tend their illegal pot farms in redwood forest, clog health services and rape...but now they can do it LEGALLY !

yeah, special ed (clap, clap, clap)

Nice Reddit/blog-style language

A baby seal walks into a club.

you really hate them don't you

my existence

Death... BY UNGA BUNGA.

The fact this site exists is a joke to the human race. Fucking filthy plebeians

>Remember when Sup Forums was good?

Guys, Sup Forums was never good....

Haha. I saw that movie as well.

>What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
>"Ow, dam!"

More like
>I'll love you forever but I don't think we're right for each other

Same dude

Knock knock

Weed makes you smarter.

Sup Forums is better than reddit

how do nigger bitches know they're pregnant?
>when they pull the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish?

None.

Why does jesus get all the bitches?

>(hold arms out in crucifix position) because he was hung like this.

>wanna know how I tell my sister is on her period? My Dads dick tastes like blood.

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the fact that the dumbicrats think shillary could beat trump

>How long does it take for a baby to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw it.

Whats the difference between a fish and a piano?

wut

Whats the worst thing about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on.

You can tuna fish!

>no green text
>go back to blogging on tumblr
>summerfag

Whats the worst part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in their wheelchair.

>Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Whats the worst part about fucking a 9 year old? When their hips crack.

fucking loved that movie haha

Whats the worst part about fucking a 9 year old? When she gets up and says shes had better.

> wetback detected

Get the fuck out of my America, spic.

Women's rights.

Why did paul walker cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt

>711
Fits or gtfo

so edgy

Fuckin beautiful user

That hurt a little

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them

Trump.

Oh, wait, you said "best."

"Illegal pot farms"
Faggot moron it's cali

I try

Kek

People who are in their non-native country and breaking the laws of their vacation nation are doing illegal things.

It's not the people that are illegal, retard. It's the illegal things they're doing that are.

nice
>having opinions is edgy

Exactly! Well that and when they're illegally in a country, they don't legally count as people. They're like noxious weeds. And we ahould be allowed to kill the weeds.

If you woke up in the woods with your pants
down and a condom hanging out of your ass
would you tell anyone?
No
Wanna go camping?

I guess I have to finish the joke.

OP's a faggot!

So a guy's in a public bathroom, and he sees a midget with a massive dick (like, half as tall as the dwarf). So he goes over and asks how he got such a huge cock if he's so short. The midget says, in an Irish accent, "Well, laddie, you caught on to my secret. It's because I'm actually a leprechaun. And since you found out, I'll give you three wishes." The guy wishes for a hot wife, more money than Bill Gates, and a sportscar. The leprechaun says, "Alright, but if you want those wishes, you're going to have to really earn them. Get on your hands and knees, boy."

The guy says "OK, but I better get my wishes" and complies. Afterward, he sees that he didn't get anything he asks for, so he asks the leprechaun, "Where the fuck are my wishes?" The leprechaun, in response, asks how olf the guy is. He says he's 37.

The leprechaun bursts out laughing and says, "You're 37 and you still believe in leprechauns?"

a joke about a goat running at high speed to a well and jumping right into it. i forgot the punchline but your mom is a whore.

My sides

Niggers tongue my anus

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives?

Answer: America.

I like your style user

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

The horse does't reply because it is a horse. It can not speak or understand english and it is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar.