/metal/

/metal/ general: I hate myself and I want to die edition

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Albums with under 500 views only

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sshh, no eupm or uspm
only jpm now

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when will NBBMN threads start

Tomorrow on the 1st.

11 hours

it's the 1st in a fair amount of the world already

djent

From last thread What's wrong with having friends?

>less than 12 hours before normalfags ruin the thread for a month

>this entire post

>wanting even more people to hate you

>having friends = gay orgies
Just think of all the sex you'd be getting

he asked what was wrong with it, user

Have some Halloween themed spooky black metal, songs about Runescape and Samhain/Misfits covers

bloodtouch.bandcamp.com/album/samhain-grim

Does Indonesian metal exist?

where do i find gay orgies

why is /metal/ so gay?

who else hyped for nbbmn

hiroshimoot puts fluoride in our drinking power metal

That sounds fun right there

He means in relevant parts of the world poorfriend

Which one is the most nihilistic, black metal, death metal, or doom metal? I personally believe it's doom metal; it would be interesting to know what you think.

What ever do you mean?

Because no one here actually has good taste

unlike me of course.

all trve /metal/ fags are hyped for nbbmn

Hey let's arrange one

>Halford
>gay
He's homosex, not gay

literally a big dick on the cover

Meshuggah is pretty nihilistic , so I guess djent

SMOKING A CIGARETTE

It entirely depends on the band which created the music. Although I would argue that death is general less nihilistic than the other two. Both black and doom metal are fairly famously nihilistic in their outlooks, but, again, it depends on the band.

none really
BM was mostly about acting edgy, death metal was mainly inspired by splatter/horror and sci fi movies (specially B movies) and doom tends to be feels type shit

women are memes

i'll accept anything, lads

meshuggah is very moralist, read their lyrics

countless brutal death bands

knock knock

Is listening to war metal allowed in NBBMN?

who's there?

preacher, do you actually like any metal? Or are you just here to shitpost like the rest of us?

Doom is also filled with stoners, Black Metal is filled with edgy misanthropes. BM > Doom for nihilists

It's me

>doom tends to be feels type shit
it's more like the end of the world type actually

>i'll accept anything, lads
>he's so desperate for cock
I know how you feel, lad

not on my experience it isn't
maybe some early doom like Black sabbath, i mean, Iron Man and War Pigs are p apocalyptic, but most doom in my experience is either feels type shit or epic type shit

depends on who is using the trip

no
only battle metal

...

>depends on who is using the trip
deepest lore

i've been humping trees for 3 years now

It's me Sam, you well Jackson

So we all agree it's great, right?

Handy tips for /nbbmn/

First, select your level of trveness - Deafheaven-tier, Blackie/DSO-tier, TRVE NVRDVC BLVCK MVTVL TIVR

Deafheaven-tier
>can I listen to X subgenre of black metal
Yes
>can I listen to X crossover of black metal and X other type of music
Yes

Blackie/DSO-tier
>can I listen to X subgenre of black metal
Yes
>can I listen to X crossover of black metal and X other type of music
No, vntrve faggot

TRVE NVRDVC BLVCK MVTVL TIVR
>can I lis-
No
Only listen to demo-tapes you personally own and if you ever hear anyone talk about the band you're listening to, immediately throw the tape away as mainstream hipster trash. Ensure all recording is done in trve cvlt fashion - with broken equipment in a back alley.

>those one trees with the sap deposit holes than you lube up and go balls deep nice and tight

Post druid metal

...

...

for anyone who's interested i tried to do something decent

TRVE
DRUIDIC
AVANT-GARDENING
ECO-TERRORIST
GREEN
METAL
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I'm not kvlt enough to humo those trees, i just hump the garden trees the old people plant

Atmospheric folk metalsaturated in forest sounds bytes.

Am I violating the rules if I bought my demo tapes online and not through mail trading?

since when does norwegian shining count for NBBMN?

No, but mail trading is preferred.

very good, very inclusive
i think i would add a few others though

>you will never be an evil arch-druid and conquer the world and kill all non-plantlife while this plays

let me be your tree

what would you add senpai

>tfw ywn get a blowjob from this flower

Do I get bonus points if the tapes are bought exclusively at local shows?

We already know you'd say any chart with Blacklodge in it is good, why bother?

So what's your ACTUAL problem with nargaroth. Is it the music or the fact that kanwulf ist poser? Especially after the burning leaf debacle.

>playing live
>going to shows
not kvlt

>live shows
You best be fucking kidding me lad. Trve Kvlt Black Metal is never played live, and ideally heard by as few people as possible.

Dimensional Psychosis
...And Oceans

not true, you need my other IBMeme bands there

Any skeleton metal with clean vocals

It's the music. He basically just apes all the other more talented BM acts and tries to outdo them with his brand of edginess, but it fails spectacularly.

animetal

>Dimensional Psychosis
completely forgot about them damn
>...And Oceans
since i already have Havoc Unit there, i think i can pass on them

Where's the Electric Wizard album, goddamnit?

you can be anything you want, lad

I can see that by his song titles but that mainly goes for stuff on black metal ist krieg. Herbtleyd or whatever the hell is a pretty good album I'd say

post more halloween metal

Abbath is such a character.
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i got you covered fampaichi

I don't want to break a five-year tradition but really not feelin NBBMN this year lads

as long as our dicks involved

they're busy blazing probably.

Idk he was a singer in a metal band

I like Wormphlegm - In an excruciating way

should be on that chart honestly

>dishonoring your ancestors by rejecting holy traditions

Good, that will make the music more effective.

Recently, one dude from Aluk Todolo made a documentary about the Indonesian Black Metal scene. It's called A L'EST DE L'ENFER/EAST OF HELL. It's quite interesting. You can find it on youtube (but the quality is not the best).

when did nihilism become completely overfetishised and a parody of itself? i'd love to know

such a drunk you mean

i blame uber-fedora blakies (i.e. Watain fans)

How many levels of nihilism are you on bro?

9 layers

13 my dude

>Indonesian Black Metal
>but the quality is not the best

if a docu about Indonesian Black Metal had actual good quality, then it would be pvre poser

never if you just ignore millennial teens and image board shitheads

like 4 or 5 my dude
not even a nihilist 2bh

dubs

Kek this is some next level pretentious shit
dominikjarco.com/2016/10/30/vessels-by-belakor-storytelling-at-its-most-primal/

>fags caring about storytelling
lmao
make good music first, the good lyrics
plus, considering it's Belakor i'm guessing it's nothing but shit sites pandering to garbage ass well known bands

nihilism is a spook