Papers please.
/brit/
wot
lolno my highschool was in the middle of nowhere with a load of country blacks. the uniform was supposed to reduce gang violence or something
breh theres another thread
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
P-P-PAPER THAT'S WHAT I SEE
Need a short gf so my dick looks massive to her.
Thoughts?
i've never made a new
just doesn't seem right because i'm a yank
You guys ever look at girls and try to figure out what kind of fanny they've got? Do this a lot desu.
Work with a girl and also spend a reasonable amount of time with her because I really want to fuck her and I reckon she has got quite a tidy fanny with limited lip but I can't figure out if she's gonna be clean shaven or have a bit of hair. Think she's probably got a bit of hair as she's got dark hair which looks nice when it comes to pubes and doesn't seem like someone to keep on top of shaving it all the time.
ha only done the first one
Why do Brits call Cheetos Wotsits? Do they not know what they are?
Hitler is responsible for the deaths of at least 6 million Jews.
all americans should be lined up and shot
kay-on
tessa
>they don't exist
i've done a lot of these but currently nowhere them haha
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
fuck off normie
>tfw mate is arriving home from uni in the states today
:3
>any 'tuber
>*points at the subscribe button *
What sort of music does Dwayne Johnson enjoy?
Rock music.
>try haven't even done the first one
Might end it all LMAO
haha gonna suck him off m8
how have you never kissed anyone?
>Positions of authority should be synonymous with positions of luxury
Ah yes, this will truly ensure only the most altruistic will strive to be leaders
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would love to see the person who made this
>kevposting is dead
>timposting is dead
>ball busting is dead
>runt posting is dead
>slag posting is dead
>why yes, I do indeed believe in God
>uni
>in the states
Uh, it's "college" here, you utter leaf, mmkay?
bit weird
youtube.com
Yoitsyaboydeejeyakademiks
done the first 4 theb parents bought me a car haha
what the fuck kind of timeline is this?
it's so out of wack that I assume it has been edited by a professional bamboozler
right here m8 ama
we don't need altruists, we need cold hearted pragmatists
who /billynomates/ here?
no you bender
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when did you get your first full time job
was it worth it haha
don't know why i found this so funny
>hatposting is eternal
Typical normie response: "women don't like you because you're sexist/chauvinist/a prick/angry etc". sigh AS IF WE FUCKING BEHAVE LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE. Incels are without a doubt the nicest people you can be around, especially if you're female, IRL.
absolutely all of those are alive and well
not even a normie
I said see not talk to
why not
love sucking off me m8s dick for laugh
If positions of authority aren't sufficiently well paid/luxurious you'll have all the positions filled by people who are already rich desu
the liberator of the english people from scottish absolutism and tyranny lads
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How the hell do inheritance taxes contribute to wealth inequality?
kay-ons are NOT for sex
need to put cheshire and merseyside under some mistletoe at my reddit flags xmas party
Can't sleep lads
>incels
back to lookism
worked full time in the uni break
it was okay but I quickly realised that I was expendable compared to everyone else and my co workers were boring as fuck
netflix and chilling with the reddit igf
>Wow le why do the wymen always go for le jerks and not nice guise like me xDd???
herts
>reddit flags
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The new Hulk title is actually fairly good.
Not a fan of the fucking Teen Titans bullshit going on though.
Don't you recall my 500 covers of Carolina in my mind? My signature vibrato!
I'm afraid I don't sir
How about Hey Jude, that was a classic!
Sorry I-
You must know Dentalign Dukes Place Marlow?
Yes! I never knew that was you! that's excellent!
That wasn't mine.... that was Vinay.
recently learnt that there's an area of russia west of Khazakhstan (in Europe) where the majority of the population is descended from the mongols who invaded and are buddhists
how very peculiar
>kay-ons are NOT for sex
why not cheshire and staffordshire :) x
one of my teachers was attracted to me when i was 5 lads
wish she'd molestered me
astrakhan?
Doing a read
>be playing runescape circa 2008
>see someone say "hi youtube"
ps someone find me an appropriate reaction pic
business idea: inject alcohol into your blood to make you drunk faster
Anyone who has a sister or any female friends has probably heard about the incel shite irl.
That crawling, hanging about creepiness where they won't leave a girl alone but won't ever make an outright move
kalmykia, next to it
got a spot on my bum
It hurts
Never touched my lips against someone else's. It's easier than you think. You're doing it right now.
I like this thread
A LOT
wew
>female hulk
shan't be reading a word of this shite
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*bends you over my knee*
*spanks your bum raw*
>IF YOU LIKED THE VIDEO, DON'T FORGET TO GIVE IT A BIG THUMBS UP, COMMENT, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE
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Nah, there's something nice in the buildup from cracking open the first can to ending up completely rinsed
It's embarrassing that you only just learnt this and from Reddit of all places
reddit.com
STOP
often they're ""nice"" but have some obvious underlying resentment when isn't hard to pick up on
what do they call it in the ol' scottish isles
i was thinking more mischievous happy face
like pic related except you know not reddit
alri christmas lads
willie nelson
Want her to clatter my knackers with her hulk hands desu
christmas lads
literally didn't
recently read Hadji Murad by Tolstoy and was interested in the Caucuses and read up about the russian areas next to them
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Business idea: Make a "Pointless - The Opera" opera. Use the shows original score as motifs and themes. Alexander Armstrong reprises his role as host and sings tenor. Runtime should be around 20 minutes
christmas lads
Cromwell the Christmas Revenger
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what happened to icelad
>ireland
>father christmas
nah