To a crab, fish are like birds

To a crab, fish are like birds.

holy shit

To me you're a faggot

WISDOM

But what are birds to crabs

What the fuck

Can't argue with that.

Also to the same crab, fish are like fish and birds are like birds

Aliens

I won't fall for your tomfoolery again, crab.

>whales are blimps
>octopuses are like slinderman
>anglerfish are like ufos
>Divers are like aliens

That crab iz died. It dgaf user

To a crab, horseshoe crabs are like niggers

>Divers are like aliens
>Anglerfish are like ufo's
Does that mean divers crawl inside the anglerfish?

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Lobster are like dogs, shrimp are like cats. Mantis shrimp are like wolves

Barnacles are like fedora

Is that a blowjob or anal

I guess crabs are the Ayy Lmao's

>That's how deepsea divers see

Both?

>Stick this on your head
What do you think it smells like

So what are crabs to fish.

Like a dirty foot and a rotten piece of fruit, mixed with salt water in your lungs.

Cats

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Stop it user your making me wet

Business owners. Particularly fastfood restaurants

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who are the women of the sea

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WHOA

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fishes

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explain

>File names
Heh

Crabs are the flying squirrels of the sea

human in skydiving suit / glider / basejumping

>crabs don't swim as efficient as the fishes

look at this and stop being blown away about stuff you haven't even looked into far enough yourself, crabs can swim.

That's not swimming that's falling

my brain is fucked up

do you see this crab wearing any sort of device that isn't it's own natural capability to swim?

starfishes are like humans of the sea. Dumb and can't move much.

But you can't see it's ass propeller.

Starfish are the downies of the sea

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>can swim
>can
>swim

Crabs are spider mermaids.

Nah

But aren't humans downies of the land?

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