Better get to bed, wagie. You don't want to upset Mr. Sheklestein for feeling all groggy tomorrow, now do you?

Better get to bed, wagie. You don't want to upset Mr. Sheklestein for feeling all groggy tomorrow, now do you?

Hello neetie.

Another day of posting on Sup Forums?

How's that gf coming along? How's that skill you wanted to learn coming? What was it again?

I actually feel sleepy and should go to bed since I unironically work at 7 tomorrow morning, which means I have to get up at 6h30 and leave home at 6h30.

but i'm also a neet

Chop chop wagies! My NEETBUX won't earn themselves, you gotta contribute to society... for me!

THIS. Another night of games, movies and wanks, + some good 10hrs of sleep after. Damn it feels good to be a neet.

Don't worry neetie, I can spare a few dollars.

I love helping the ill and weak! I've got lots to go around, hope you don't try anything rash, neetie. You don't have to end this.

>wagie could become a NEET right now
>but he wants to suck a dick and get cucked for 30+ years just to become a NEET anyway
>a wagecuck is so mentally deficient and programmed that they would literally start giving you a handjob just to feel productive, to feel wanted, to feel loved
Is that it wagies? Want to feel like someone cares about you because you're insecure and retarded? Tsk tsk, what a hilariously miserable existence. But hey, someone's gotta go make me some money.

Not everyone is content as a virgin with no money desu

I make your monthly neet bux every 3 days

>ragie wagie gets triggered

Don't worry, working for your betters has been the norm for all of history. Serfs and nobles simply changed name.

>gets like $800/month and will never reproduce
>I'm ur le master

Wagies irl
>i hate my job
>i work 50 hours a week at minimum wage and can't make ends meet
>no gf because poor
>coworkers are full blown SJWs

Wagies in wagecuck threads
>i make 5 billion dollars an attosecond and work 5 minutes week
>based or no coworkers
>pure virgin 10/10 wife
>so happy

Sure thing, wagie. Sure thing. Now chop chop. My bennies ain't gonna pay for themselves.

Based neet master unveiling the hypocrisies of our society

Neeties irl
>Depressed
>"tfw no gf"
>No purpose in life
>Terrible relationship with parents
>Either attempted or contemplating suicide
>No money

Neeties online
>"NEET MASTER RACE"
>I spend all my time expanding my mind, I just keep making these threads to delude myself for fun h-heh...

>NEETfags literally cannot comprehend how productive members of society can make so much money
Have fun living off of mac & cheese and Wonder bread. I'm sure enjoying my nightly steaks and time with my wife and 2 kids.

>time is money
>wagies have no time
>NEETs have all the time they want

It's clear who is the wealthy class here.

>tfw unicuck

Yeah you have all the time you want but what do you do with it?

Shitpost and play games?

Wagies BTFO

>wagie
>time

I'm sure your local NEET is enjoying his time with your wife too, my dear wagie.

>Depressed

Don't really feel that way

>"tfw no gf"

Don't trust women so nope

>No purpose in life

There is no purpose


>Terrible relationship with parents

Not really

>Either attempted or contemplating suicide

We're all gonna die anyway

>No money

More in my bank account than 80% of Americans LUL

Will wagies ever recover?

>mfw they got cucked by us today, and will get cucked by Shekle GoldBerg tomorrow.

>lots of time
>Spend it all making threads on the wrong board

Lol

>little to no time
>spend it all being butthurt about the truth on the wrong board

Lol

>implying
Sure does suck that you can't even conjure up the idea of a 4 hour work day, but I guess that's life for someone sitting at home jerking off to anime and eating cereal out of a bowl full of cockroaches for 15 hours a day.

this

>wasting your tiny amount of free time arguing with the NEET masterrace

Doubly cucked.

>it all

I literally spend a few hours here a week and most of that time I get paid for. I get paid to do what you do FOR FREE.

You're the cuck here lmao

How are NEETs able to sustain themselves?

Where do they get their money from?

>wagies and neets bickering about their inadequacies.
>tfw get shekels from the wagies, don't have the stigma of neets, have a social life, actually interact with members of the other sex
Why is uni life so good? Can't wait for the next 6 years of my life

>tfw always on call but never sent to do anything
>tfw paid to spend time with friends and family

Wagekeks will ask me the silliest of questions. You know how they function, they always do this shit.

So a wagekek comes up to me and says "you lay around all day, you watch anime all day, but what have you contributed to society?"

Always about 'muh contribushuns,' right? So I told the wagekek: I've helped contribute to economic growth through paying for goods and services.

You should've seen the look on his face. He asks "how do you get the goddamn money to pay for anything as a NEET?!"

So I told him...check your tax history wagekek!

I SWEAR THEY NEVER LEARN!

Thank you all so much, you've been a terrific audience!

>no neets
>less tax
>same consumer spending/investment
>economy just as large

Woo! We're gonna be here all night the way things are going! You guys are ROARING!

Roaring...roaring like the other day I went to subway, did the usual routine. Got a sandwich made for me exclusively by a certified subway sandwich artist, y'know, typical day in the life.

After I sit down...oh, it was a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sub, by the way, highly recommend.

But after I sit down, this wagekek comes around the corner and sits in front of me. Hear him talking on his cellphone.

"Why the fuck are you doing this to me?!" I hear him say. Wonder who he could be talking to.

He's sitting down, running his fingers through his hair looking pretty stessed, and the next thing he said made it all very clear...

"You're cheating on ME with HIM, HIM who doesn't even have a fucking job."

He angrily hangs up, and I lean in and tell him, "forget that bitch...another day, another dollar."

...

Then I went and fucked his wife.

...

Why, Wagie, from you of course!
The Wagie works from 9 'til 5 under the harsh rule of Mr Shekelstein all so that us NEETs can live an unburdened and carefree life.
If you're looking for an educated answer, Wagie, the neetbux come from income taxes and social insurance taxes.
Perhaps if you had more free time, you'd know this.

So a wagekek walks into a cubicle and stays in it for the next eight hours...

...

. . .

Ah my bad, should've specified: that's the joke.

So, in other words, you live off of EBT? And if so, your very survival rests upon the shoulders of non-useless members of society? Don't bite the hand that feeds you, NEETcuck.

>So a neet walks into a jobcentre and stays in it for the next eight hours...
...
. . .
Ah my bad, should've specified: that's the joke.

Do you unironically believe that picture? It's a meme, you dip.

>ragie wagie

literally no neet has ever lived a life like that though lol, without the encoragement of work ~4< of week people do nothing lmao, even the best neetie doesn't actually do anything by reading the latest "work" of fiction

If memory serves me right, the most powerful members of society leeched off of their serfs whilst doing nothing.
Glad to see nothing has changed.

They do what they want

welfare rorting or mental health issues that they play off like they're just gaming the system and "aren't really clinically depressed" but they actually are.

Being NEET for a long time makes people seriously mentally unwell unless they have lots of hobbies and socialisation.

Get to bed Wagies. Remember, another day another dollar

Mush, mush wagie! You must contribute to society, and achieve that American dream! Gotta give your money to Shekleberg to earn money am I right?

If memory serves, those serfs rose up and chopped off the heads of their kings, who were powerless to stop them. Not that the blade could get through your neck fat caused by living off a diet of doritos and mac & cheese, though.

> a life of pointless hedonism which leads nowhere other than mental illness or homelessness

NEET atm and want to killmyself AMA

this 2bh. whats the fucking point?

Enjoy your NEET life all you want, but you'll regret it eventually and come crawling to whatever work you can find

>the most powerful members of society
kek NEETs are completely beholden to their parents or government for their way of life while holding no sway over them (except maybe guilt tripping doting mothers).

At any time with a change or heart or change of government your way of life would disappear and you'd have no say or recourse.

I know you're baiting but talk shit get hit.

why you NEET m8?

I'm in the break room shitposting. Feels good to have lazy managers that don't make sure you work

Wait, what's even the point of living if you're just sitting in a room staring at a screen day after day?

Hi Yo Wagie, away!
Perhaps one day, when Mr Shekelberg gives you a few hours off of work then you'll able to afford the trip to my humble abode without having to starve for the night.
I, on the other hand, have a crockpot with beef stew waiting for me whenever I want with ingredients a'plenty courtesy of you, Wagie.
That reminds, today is Monday in my country!
That means Wagies get to return to work, and continue to fund my research into the mind of the average wageslave.
I'm certainly not short for time, so I can afford to take it slow. Heh, geddit Wagie?

I could ask you the same question Wagie

Wagies, when robots finally take your shitty minimum wage job and you become a NEET you will finally see how great NEET life truly is.

I'm sure it will happen any day now, but in the meantime, you better get back to work for Mr.Shekelstein.

See , , and

No you couldn't, because I don't do that.

Reminder that if you're a NEET, you're not better than a common nigger.

Shouldn't you be grateful to the hand that literally keeps you fed instead of spiteful though?

this is just proof that wagies are all angry and vindictive "people".

Reach enlightenment and inner peace, embrace the NEET lifestlye

this

Enjoy commiting suicide by 40 years old statistically speaking, NEETie.

thanks for proving my point

>Inner peace
>Has to constantly justify his shitty lifestyle to strangers in the internet

I unironically enjoy my job, actually.

I wish Amazon let me go after New Year's because those fuckers been making me work overtime since Thanksgiving. I want to be a NEET again.

You got the wrong pic, maybe you will correct it tomorrow.....

Been a NEET for 5 years. Get close to $1499 every month at this point from the government because I'm autistic.

If someone offered me a nice, laid-back job that gave something like $2000 a month I would say fuck yes in a heartbeat simply because I'm bored with life.

Dream on wagie. I've spend my time as a NEETgod learning about the tricks of the trade and made millions on properties. Nowadays I'm more or less retired as I've returned to my NEET lifestyle.

That was one shit hot game of Monopoly huh?

I was NEET once and I hated it. Best of luck to all of you applying for jobs, just remember that for all the rejections you only need a single positive response. Your application only has to be successful one time, no matter how many rejections, then you've done it.

Actually I work a Tuesday through Saturday schedule so I don't have to work tomorrow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

thx m8, currently unemployed, feels like shit. Hopefully i'll get a job soon as i have some prospects

>$1499 every month
HOLY FUCK, that's twice the average wage here

NEETgods IRL
>Oh wow I have so much time
>I guess I'll start out by just gaming and having fun
>woah I guess it's nice to play vidya, watch movies all day and hang out with my friends sometimes but there must be more to life
>I must find ways to improve myself both physically and mentally
>I have finally amassed enough knoweldge of myself and the world and I'm ready to return to the marketplace and use my superior intelligence to get only the cream of the crop when it comes to economic, social and sexual relationships.

Wagecuck IRL
>Wow mum and dad are going to be sooo proud I finally got a job like they always told me
>B-but I've worked here for 11 years now, the boss can't possibly replace me with Chad
>I-I can barely pay off the mortgage on my house despite slaving for Mr. Sheckelstein for 50 hours a week
>Don't have time for friends or sexual relationships, I must focus my time on making my boss happy
>F-f-fucking NEETs they are a drain on society and not socially accepted unlike me r-right g-guys?
>I died poor, alone and without ever doing what I wanted with my life but at least I never went against what society expected of me

>tfw my bux are same as typical low wage neet gets with 40h a week

Fine, don't believe me if you don't want to wagie, it will be your loss in the long run.

You are worth millions but are here shitpostng with the rest of us instead of sailing on your yacht, sure.

It's really what kept me going. "This application can get rejected like hundreds of others, but it only has to work once". Even a low paying day job gets you up at the right time, sleeping at the right time, eating properly and socialising, money you've really earned, and it always looks better than a blank on the CV

>be neet for some years untill I finally figure out what I want to do with my life.
>go to uni which is free in scandinavia
>already spent my neettime learning about the topics I will be studying basically only go there to network and to write the exams
>finish my education with honors and make more money than wagies that spent the decade I was neeting under working in the first month of my career

I'm worth about 23 million crowns, that's about 2.5 million dollars or 2 million pounds. Besides it's not like your interests drastically change because you get richer.

>Besides it's not like your interests drastically change because you get richer.
You poor bastard.

>leave r9k because of agressive blanket frogs
>they pop up on /int

whatever, im on 3 weeks of holidays
you cannot ruin my mood

>I'm worth about 23 million crowns, that's about 2.5 million dollars or 2 million pounds. Besides it's not like your interests drastically change because you get richer.


kek

i put neets in the same category as welfare leeching muslims lmao

You're misstaken my friend. We're not the ones trying to justify our lifestyle. We're just trying to enlighten the rest of you, you're the ones that lash back at us and try to justify YOUR lifestyles. I've literally NEVER heard of a good reason to be a wageslave.

...

you're on the right LOL

if you have a nice job it literally makes you more happy
>used to be really unhappy with my job
>make money but hate my life
>become neet
>fucking hate myself and become disgusting
>become park ranger
>get to hang out in the woods all day and get payed for it
>basically neet but i use the government better than them
>neetcucks never learn

how did you get the job?

just dropping by to leave this here

So you're bragging about how you're basically doing what you want with your life and living a close to neet lifestyle(only as close as you personally are happy with) as if it's supposed to insult NEETs? LOL, I'm happy for you, I hope you live a long and sucessful life.

I'm about to go to work