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hard yakka edition

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cara

al

i bet australian builders are absolute trashbags

ri

havin a wank

el somaliANO

good blokes 2bh

what are some of your book recommendations /brit/

fuck the netherlands

kay-on

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no no i mean get him drunk so he comes out of his shell a bit

We've got a child rapist lads

jfc

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good post

Das Kapital la

dumb pirate frogposter

*Tim Byrne posts*

don't hate the queen nor do I want a republic but kind of can't wait until liz dies just because it will be exciting you know?

He very very rarely drinks. When he does all that happens is he's very truthful, which yeah would help. But i don't drink at all so would need to find a way to get him to.

Owen Jones - Chavs

might go for shop and nicotine

good reply

i remember when owen jones said that syrians are fleeing assad not ISIS

good book

Post-Brexit Britain with Charles as king and Boris as PM would be chaos

ironic or not? I quoted him in an essay and pretending like I read the book in my politics class

ABSOLUTELY VILE

he was right

had a shite time at the gfs and left in a right mood

still too pissed to bother replying to any of her messages

is it too much to ask for an attractive low maintenance gf that will make way more of an effort than I do, make a point of regularly having a good shag, and be sexually adventurous so that I can just coast along the relationship?

The Master & Margarita

might be time for the ol' 'cide lads

They're the best

Literal Rasheed, cherry ripes are by far the greatest chocolate bar

Fuck off

I'll bust my skeng in your girlfriend's leng

MAD FRIDAY

Irish lads on here are alright except for that angry jut-jawed fuckwit

Would rather have a pint with them than the Aussies and Leafs tbqh.

genocide?

good exchange

behead all those who insult anime

Why do we call God god? Why don't we use their name?

seems like one that I'd have to get through lad

might be interesting. will give it a go

already on my list from yesterday la'

What flavour cider you like?

Exceptional post

if you really really think he wants to fuck but is just scared maybe you could come onto him like how it happens in his japanese animes

that might give him a warped view of you though and could be disasterous if it failed

Don't like the self-proclaimed "Anglo-Irish" ones or the ones who like blacks.

my monitor just turned off on its own

tessa

Give me your address

I will literally come to Australia and set you on fire

yeah you're brave enough to take shit about Wakefield on here but you wouldn't step in the ring with me

(((on its own)))

He wants more than sex as do i but yeah. I don't want to come on too strong so i might leave hints and wait for him to make the move

wouldn't mind letting you in my ring lad xx

also you could start slow and just work your way up
you're not testing the waters you're just easing him into it

Oh not you again. Haha

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I'd like to put something in your ring if you know what I mean.

discus

Yeah, which is why i thought cuddling. I've never been with a boy before, only girls, so its a first for me too.

what do you mean?

just go for a day out at a theme park or something, you might fuck at the end of the day

why would you do that for m8

post rare lassies

>all these silly shits getting upset cos women never featured in the bbc spoty 2016 final 3.

Kek. When will they accept that women's sport is never going to be thought of in the same way as men's?

Oh fuck it did it again

What is the most painless method of suicide?

>people are seriously responding to the poof pretending to be a woman for (you)s
ah yes, real runtoid hours

>Well it shouldn't you silly cunt
>Its an embarrassment

Highest coke consumption per capita's a tiny country in Northern Europe 5000 miles from Colombia

It's impressive in a way

Wonder if it's related to the way that alcoholism's higher the further you go from where brewing was discovered

discus

*fucking destroys Rotterdam*

fish

as a former spergy male i can tell you it just took time to work up to being comfortable about sexual stuff

shotgun to the head lad

they say a licence is easy to get hold of as well

We're going to study tomorrow at library then on way back go pokemon hunting in a nearby park thats really good for catching them in. We do lots of thigns that can count as dates already. We are basically a couple just we arent a couple.

What sort of things did you appreciate for heping you?

trap mate

10 scoop for a decent yoke

Suicide bag.

>68800000
jesus fucking christ, leafs even fuck up gets

>when you make a post then go and do something quickly and come back to find all the (You)s

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nice

terrible
but checked

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if he's as autistic as he sounds he won't make a move, you're gonna have to do it all

don't bother with hints, be up front but maybe joke about how you're both spergs so being up front was your only option

Don't m8, it's a very permanent solution (although not really a solution) to most likely temporary problems. Far better to try and stop giving a fucking and try to have a good time.

But avoid paracetamol. Literally the worst way to go - you wake up feeling fine, then suffer fulmininant liver failure over the next few days. Vomiting, internal bleeding and a tonne of pain. Personally figured if I had a terminal condition I'd go out camping, look up at the stars and OD on opiates.

nice

Personality is determined by your face

Your face is basically a visual representation of your personalit

Did you have a good time in Cuba?

>make a thread
>don't get many replies
>come back later
>over 200

what a waste

nice numbers, and yes im a "trap" if you call transgirls traps

right i'll try that

breathing really loud because my nose is blocked

>studio flat

>it has a separate bedroom, kitchen, toilet, balcony, etc

ah yes studio

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>Google paying homage to a black nationalist terrorist

Ahh yes

does he know ur trans

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Even after all these years I'm surprised whenever I see evidence of girls on Sup Forums

you're an autogynephile and nothing more

Australian is a truly foreign language.

I'm a normie in most ways other than /virgin/ and I imagine most of you lads are too.

I think in my own case it's a lack of decisiveness or knowing when to make a move. It's only after a night out etc. when I look back and kick myself for being too afriad of rejection to go for it, or leaving a girl hanging for a few weeks until she moves on.