Would you rather have a massive penis or own a pack of wolves that are loyal to you?

would you rather have a massive penis or own a pack of wolves that are loyal to you?

A pack of massive penises that are loyal to me.

that's not an option

It is now

negative, soldier

If I have a pack of wolves which a re loyal to me that means I also have a bunch of giant penisis at my disposal to do my rapey bidding.

You never specified that I can't have both
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how massive we talkin? girth and length pls

/threading his own reply isnt an option

big enough

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Shut the fuck up or I'll fill you with a pack of massive penises.

Snek go to class?

big enough is 7 feet long and 2 feet wide

I already have a massive penis so I'd go with the wolves.

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for argument's sake
>5.9 girth
>8.5 length
>generous, but not over doing it

since i already have the pack of wolves i'll take the massive pewis

I allready have a large penis so wolves

perfect, fam

Massive penis. I could fuck a pack of wolves and make them loyal to me.

That would work, actually. A canine's superiority complex revolves around sexual dominance, so if you just fucked all of them they would bow down to you

my penis is allready 4' so give me wolves

>8.5
>generous
Good luck fucking anything with that baseball bat. Mine's just under 8 and it's too big sometimes.

except for the fact that theyre fucking wolves

oh. so we're talking inches and not feet.
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I'll take the wolves please

How about a regular penis and a pack of tiny wolves the size of cats? Imagine how cute they'd be if they all started howling or barking together in thier high-pitched baby voices. You could all sleep and cuddle together.

I'd choose pack of wolves, as long as they have massive penises.

some of you aren't getting it
choosing the wolves include turning your already big benis into a little piece of skin and flesh

can i bang the female wolves?

;-;

Can they be anthro lady wolves?

That's probably some 30 yo perv pretending to be 12.

As a wolf, I'd love to eat a pack of massive penises on my own.

>would you rather have a massive penis or own a pack of wolves that are loyal to you
>or
>OR

Well if you went with a massive penis, you could dominate a pack of wolves with you humongous erection.

>im not a furry

pack of wolves

implying i can still keep the penis i have now

A massive wolf that is loyal to me.

That works.