Explain why aren't you rooting for Portugal. Yeah, yeah, you hate Ronaldo and Pepe. But hear me out.
1) Portugal is one of the few teams in this tournament that play attacking football, creating many chances and going forward in numbers. They will probably finish 1st or 3rd in their group which means they'll play Belgium or Croatia, both games would be entertaining with both teams trying to score. On the other hand if Iceland or Austria go through they'll just park the bus and we'll get another boring, low scoring game.
2) Football is entertainment. It's a show and Ronaldo plays his part of arrogant, ridiculous villain perfectly. Not only will Portugal's attacking football make knockout stages more fun, his very presence there will. Doesn't matter if he scores or not, plays good or bad, the guy is the most entertaining football player in the world. His celebrations, facial expressions, free kicks, everything is pure gold. It's like most of you are too stupid or too idealistic to realize football is no different than watching a movie. Why, oh why would you want to watch 4 hour icelanding silent movie about falling leaves when you can watch a cheesy, over-the-top portugese action-comedy with the most entertaining actor in the world and his faithful sidekick Pepe?
Iceland isn't even that much of a meme factory. They're too likeable as an underdog and too boring on the pitch. Portugal on the other hand can generate so much butthurt and so many memes if they play on that the only logical conclusion is this - if you're rooting against Portugal you must hate Sup Forums.
>Portugal play attacking football stopped reading right there
Parker Watson
Iceland is unbelievably boring. You guys only like them because they are white as snow
Liam Hughes
they're the most offensive team in this tournament by far, it's just that their finishing sucks
Jayden Diaz
I agree completely. Great post.
Joshua Ramirez
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Adam Bailey
Because I want quality memes. Portugal dropping out right at the start would be fucking HILARIOUS, even compared to whatever Penaldo could pull in later stages.
Benjamin Gutierrez
I'm sorry, after today your country will be known has the one Ronaldo scored 4.
>have 4 Midfielders >No Wingers >Two Wingers playing as strikers
Our coach wants to play counter-attacking football but all we do is keep shitty posetion
we'll never score goals unless its from a lucky corner
Austin Stewart
But I do support Portugal, user. They play by far the best footie in their group. Also, TSU.
Mason Bennett
Portugal is like having a gay district in your city. Regardless if you're gay or not, your city is always more interesting if it has a gay district
Blake Turner
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Ryan James
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Evan Cooper
>Explain why aren't you rooting for Portugal.
I'm hungarian.
Jose Wood
I find it interesting how that shit only happens outside of Portugal
Christian Myers
???? We had a parade like this last week. I actually attended the parade. It was comfy tbH. Not all fags act like total queers btw.
Caleb Bell
Because portuguese people are disgusting
They think they are in the 1500's
Luke Clark
wew
Luke Cruz
>Explain why aren't you rooting for Portugal because I'm rooting for Hungary. I don't dislike Portugal or Ronaldo desu
Joseph Cox
>lisbon faggots You moors should be extinct
Noah Collins
You now remember Miklos Feher.
Xavier Phillips
FUCK OFF MOURO! March by the Portuguese empire!!
Nathan Wilson
+ we need hungary to win for last 16
Benjamin Adams
Greatest Ally lads
Jayden Hill
>mfw draw vs hungary and go to left side of the bracket vs the likes of northern ireland and poland all part of the master plan
Jacob Robinson
Edgy faggot, se não fossem os Mouros de Lisboa ainda vivias nas barracas.
Ryder Baker
I'm rooting for my team. It has great memes, great bantz, and plays great offensive football. Why would I want someone lesser? Moortugal only has memes and offensive football
Jackson Walker
Glad he dead
Kayden Brooks
(You)
Isaiah Clark
>burger >calls soccer "football" Surprised 2bh
Robert Green
you'll never get the chance to play Poland or Wales, you'll lose to Croatia or Belgium in round of 16
If you even make it out of the groups that is.
Eli Russell
Lol a unica coisa q vcs fizeram foi centralizar tudo ai e ve no q deu Sem vcs tinhamos a capital no norte bem como a maior e melhor cidade e os tras os montes potentes O algarve mantinha se irrelevante pq os descobrimentos comecaram no porto e ai seriam mantidos Evora seria importante e ceuta seria nossa Vai te fuder seu mouro de merda e eu so quero ver lisboa a arder!!
Gabriel Gutierrez
this, almost guaranteed finals if Portugal draws this match. You niggas are dumb.
Easton Williams
Nope I bet the original was a benficuck
Lincoln Miller
Não é para ser contrariano mas desde quando é que os berbers/mouros introduziram arquitetura no nosso país??? Se alguma coisa o que fizeram foi desfruir e construir à maneira deles.
Hudson Harris
>e ve no q deu Correu tudo bem, WE WUZ KINGS e deixamos de ser.
Viva a república.
Easton Morales
I hate Ronaldo and Pepe.
Kayden Green
>Tanto erro ortográfico
Volta para a escola, caralho.
Julian Russell
Foi só uma resposta edgy sem conteúdo educativo. O meme dos mouros não faz sentido nenhum, Portugal é merda de cima a baixo.
Brody Adams
se nao fossem os filhos da puta de lisboa nao estavamos em crise
>morte ao sul >Portogalicia irá ser livre
Sebastian Sanchez
ptchan is that way ---->
Adrian Baker
I like watching games with Pepe on it It's fun imagining he can chimp out and kick someone at any moment
John Cooper
Man não sejas assim. Portugal é bem bonito. Eu gosto de tanto a influencia moura/berber como celtoiberica, romanica, visigotica etc. Mesmo com tanta mistura conseguimos ser um dos paises mais homogenicos da EU.
Hudson Reyes
bo cre merda ku mi fdp? brinca com bu vida, manda dm no facebook em vez de falar no Sup Forums wrold do crl..un ta rebentaw
Ayden Hall
suicide pact ponte vasco da gama 22h 18/07/2016
Chase Mitchell
cabo verde sempri pa ribaaaaaaa
Ian Rivera
why is pepe such a meme? Yes he made some brutal fouls but last season he was one of the least carded central defenders in the spanish league, since 2009 he even has alot of less cards than fucking neymar
Lincoln Morales
I'm going to throw myself to the Douro and maybe swallow some water. That might do the trick.
Ethan Nguyen
Portugal is gonna score first and the Hungs are going to try to get one back bc "I don't wanna face Englel" and they're going to end up cremated because of how insecure we are. 4-0. Like beating a bunch of ninnies can make up for this shit football and this retarded coach/team. Then when they face Lelgium, Pepe's gonna be sent off for clotheslining Lukaku, giving them the perfect excuse for them to exit via a 3-0 defeat and preventing the people from addressing the Penaldo-shaped elephant in the ro- country and the manifold interests that conflict with the country having a proper team and playing the football that reflects the quality it has at its disposal.
Impressive.
Matthew Gomez
>the guy is the most entertaining football player in the world. but that's not Ibrahimovic
Angel Harris
maybe they'll just agree to a draw today, that way Hungary will win the group and Portugal will be guaranteed to progress due to better GD than Albania and Turkey. Why take a risk?
Jose Myers
I don't support the portuguese nt, because i don't consider it to be "my" national team. It looks like a bunch of sacred cows that get together from time to time to play a few matches. Fernando Santos is a Zé Mota tier manager, he complains about this group being "very hard", he complains about the other teams playing with the bus, but he's like them. The guy doesn't have a clue about football and his career is based on a league title he won at FC Porto in 98 or 99. What Jorge Jesus said about Rui Vitoria not being cable of driving the ferrari, it should be applied to this idiot instead. They play BORING football, with crosses and more crosses. Fucking hell, if that is his idea of football, then i can do it as well for half his sallary. England has 5 players from Tottenham at their starting 11, Italy plays with the full Juventus defense on the starting 11, Germany has the Bayern Munchen backbone, Spain has the Barcelona backbone. Why the fuck doesn't he play the full Sporting midfield? Why the fuck wasn't Pizzi called? Why the fuck wasn't Daniel Carriço called? A player that won at Sevilla the last 3 europa league editions, ALWAYS on the starting team. They don't deserve shit. A team that can't beat Iceland and Austria doesn't deserve to go through the group stages ffs. Where is the passion? Where is the character? More work and less talk is what i would to see from them. The real portuguese nt will be playing at the olympic games in August.
Levi Anderson
>why is pepe such a meme because he keeps chimping out >less cards than nerman most of nerman cards are for diving or complaining with the ref though and he's still a chimp too so it changes nothing
Kevin Long
PT-PT is so fucking embarrassing...
Jackson Parker
caralho o que eu me ri com este post.
... deu-me alto ptsd da escola...
Jayden Harris
Always support PAPAI
Nicholas Howard
so hes a meme because hes a chimp? why isnt the fucking brazilian national team a meme then? chimp
Jeremiah Taylor
is the discussion about pepe or portugal?
Thomas Carter
Like we need another reason for everyone to hate our team.
Grayson Collins
>why isnt the fucking brazilian national team a meme then? >what is 7-1
Isaac Jones
holy shit i totally take back what i said
John Collins
I am rooting for anyone that isnt Spain or Germany
Tsiki tsiki football needs to die.I even prefer parking the fucking bus
Anthony Clark
>bunch of sacred cows that get together from time to time to play a few matches We had the same problem. A change of management did the trick. >More work and less talk Shit, you have the exact same problems we had. I feel sorry for you guys. Now we finally do look like a team, I dunno how, seeing Čačić as a puppet
Joshua Stewart
All of this. But especially- >Fernando Santos is a Zé Mota tier manager All he's missing is picrelated.
Luis Lewis
>I am rooting for anyone that isnt Spain or Germany
Remeber how we made you win against Portugal, you ungrateful little debtors..?
Stop blaming germany for what you did to your country..
Kayden Bennett
WE NEED TO ADVANCE, Sup Forums NEEDS US TELL ME ONE (1) WORTHWHILE MEME HUNGARY HAS.
Camden Richardson
this passive aggresive style that especially Spain established gets on my nerves I know how ugly Greece played back then but with this low quality team we didnt have another choice of playstyle
for the rest of flagposting back to
Elijah Ramirez
Hugary has no sea(men)?
I dunno
Eli Allen
>not knowing the kopasz kapus
Grayson Robinson
Thank you kopasz kapus
Bentley Jones
Busting poortugal's ass in three (3) hours.
Brayden Ramirez
Thank you Kopasz Kapus
Charles Ross
same here, /sp is full of tracksuits guy, but the real meme magician here is Storck
Carson Richardson
Thank you Kopasz Kapus
Leo White
Lol Donaldo just threw a reporter's microphone at the lake. Any Portuguese could make a webm?
I liked them in their Figo days. Same with Brazil in their Ronaldo days.
Eli Wright
Because I fucking hate you.
You play a filthy football full of acting, diving, fouling and cheating. You are the scummiest football players in all of Europe and I hope you all get severely injured.
