ITT we post celebs who we've actually had sex with. No bullshit. No lies

ITT we post celebs who we've actually had sex with. No bullshit. No lies.

Pic Related: Banged her in an Atlanta hotel while she was filming XMen.

you forgot to include the part where it was all a dream

hey I don't believe you man, I think you might be lying

I believe him, why would he lie about something like this?

I banged her too, shit was good man.

fuck off, cara!

>ITT: anons trying to convince another anons they're not virgins.

>Implying she would waste her time with normal people now that she can date A list celebrity men.
She probably has several superstars calling her and texting her.

was she better in bed than your Canadian girlfriend?

I have a big cock. Thats why she chose me over celebrities.

I dont see anyone else posting photos?

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>ged her too, shit was good man.

OP here. Im calling bullshit. Why would she sleep with you?

I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom once...

What? It just came organically.

Banged Amy Schumer after i coated her in honey. Even took a pic.

We did some shit when I was younger, its hard to remeber now tho. I just remeber him being Dom af.

you too? what a coincidence!

aww pierce!

how was it OP

Banged her
Loves anal and swallowed

who /cerise is at my house/ here?

Who's that? It's me Burt Reynolds.

Or... Fat Brando

Why would she with you?
Not the user you replied to.

Fucked Kate Upton on top of Justin Verlander. No bullshit.

4 inches isnt considered big

timestamp

Twas good. She likes doggystyle. No blowjob or anal.

Nice tits, cute ass. Not too wild, but she was kind of drunk.

>Why would she with you?
>Not the user you replied to.

lol. I don't have time to fucking explain. Your just jealous mother fuckers

No, no you didnt

I know right, I banged her like 50 times

> timestamp

Faggot detected

I fucked Danny DeVito while Adam Sandler choked me. No bullshit

Shut up Leonard, I know about your crooked wang

sure you do thats why you made this thread

I don't have time to explain how I fucked her before you so you got sloppy seconds.

Because we're not full of shit

kys

but ur trips are fukin sick

Oh yeah? Well, your frozen pizzas fucking suck.

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Yee, i had a threeway with her and emma stone bro, shit was cash. She told me you had a chode too

You mean in Montreal, where it was filmed... I worked on set haha

i was in the movie

can confirm your hands were a good lay

Man OP, she must be a slut cause I fucked her too. Crazy so many if us fucked her. She must be cock crazy. I also fucked pic related while she filmed the professional. Shit was cash, she loved it and took my cock and put it in her own ass mid fuck. As dumb as all this sounds is exactly as dumb as you sound to all of us OP. Fuck off.

underrated post

she's a dyke guys.

she loves the cock nigger

youre right lol
why the fuck would she be in Atlanta during filming lmao

Can't be, cause like three of us fucked her...

i've told Sup Forums about this like 5 times, it takes an hour to convince people. cbf.

Posted before. Banged Avril Lavigne a couple few times in hs. Not a big deal she wasn't big things yet and kind of a slut. I used to throw parties at my place (live in farm just outside Napanee) never left. Alcoholic loser. But did pump a couple fee loads into a famous pop whore.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yeah, of course and I have fucked Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Muhammad Ali and the queen of England

Dubs speaks truth

Thats impressive, Ali when he was alive?

no such thing as bad press

She was so wild last week

Unsurprisingly, yes

Carmen sucked my dick

was she any good? Ever date? Pics from hs?

X men wasnt even filmed in atlanta, it was in quebec

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was on off with her for a few years, still good friends

Shit was exactly the opposite of cash

Miranda Cosgrove, no joke. Danny boy trained her to do amazing deepthroat.

Goon on ya, mate. I banged a celeb myself, but don't waste time posting on Sup Forums. Little faggots (a) don't believe you, or (b) want so much info that they can i.d. you.

When I watch my celeb on TV I just smile. My gf asks me "do you like her?" fucking kek to the max...

lol

back to >>>/got/ faggot

literally a bigger shithole than Sup Forums

story?

took her virginity last year, shit was so cash

Banged Paul giamatti in the back of a zoo in south Dakota

At least I think we did. My memory's a little hazy.

>virgin with HIV

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Alright this is ZestVK and I'm gonna teach you how to make a grilled banana

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Kek

Take your Cinnamon but not too much

I used to read word up magazine

kek

knew a lot of the same people and bumped into her a lot at social events etc (really had a thing since buffy) got talking and asked her if she would like to go for dinner sometime, was dating for a year then she was away a long time working so hardly saw each other then called it quits but started up again a few months later sex was great, loved anal play and oral and a swallower

bro don't hate because I get primo babes

Now im on Sup Forums shakin my D

Kek

sasha gray. she quit porn because she got hiv

i banged bella thornes sister

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>cerise
it's carice

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proof??

if she was in porn then why was shit tight af and gagged on dick?

literally just give up dude and maybe you can escape this with only the people in this thread thinking you're a retard

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o fuk

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So you tasted her actual shit and shit hole ? How did it taste, bro?

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fag

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