ITT: Sup Forums in 1000 A.D

Who doth thou think will win ye joustbowl this ye𝔞r of our lord?

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>year of our Lord 1000
>not answering the call

>Crus𝖆d𝖊 cup
>Not rigg𝖊d

SARACEN FUCKING SHITS

THINE SISTER IS A SLATTER

YONDER FAVORITE JOUSTER DOES FAVOR THE BATHHOUSES A BIT TOO MUCH, METHINKS

HARK I BELIEVETH I SAW A MOOR

POST ANKLES

Is english t𝔞ught in thine pueblo?

>Holy Grail Cup
>Nay stageth by Jews

>google translate doesn't have a Middle English option

No fun allowed.

Whose team art thou rooting for mine redskinned fellow?

THY PATER FAMILIUS IS A MEME JOUSTER

just put some thou and thy here and there

YONDER COMPETITIONS OUGHT HAVE BEEN PREDETERMINED FORTNIGHTS AGO

Bretheren, doth not hearken to thine swine. Joustings a sport for plebeians. Follow thou bretherens lead and take to thy local gladiator arena.
Thy demigod TSUUU is attempting to slay the beasts from thy Kingdom of Hungary

>Sir Ronaldo
He wields his lance with remarkable skill in meaningless tourney bouts against uncouth mercenaries yet he can nary sit his horse in a real melee. Sir Messer is a true knight -- only savage Moors will gainsay this.

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

>Harold Godwinson

>Year of mercy 1000
>Still watching gladiators
>icelui borneth in icelui wrong generation XD
Besides, what be these Portugal & Hungary thou keepeth mentioning? Art thou refering to these archer savages in ye East or this califate in ye South?

>Season-ending decapitation

*unintelligible haggisbabble*

>watching European sports

×/× thread, brethren

RARE
A
R
E

Speaketh what is this unfound region thy flag hails from?

NOT CORRECT

>season-ending plague

Speaketh of the truth? Where have thou gathered this information?

>tfw German team beateth MagIVars
Which part of HRE art thou posting from mine lifelong lads

Nobility BTFO

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AQUITAINE STRONG
FUCK BURGUNDY

>portugal is literally moortugal

kek

Lads we have already discovered America. You don't need to wait 500 years for the Columbus hack to find a shortcut to poo in loo.

>Estre tant endolori de par séant
Baste, grand temps estoit de faire pieça vostre boutade de contrée. Icelle estoit tout au mieux un encas avant que rixe soit contre Albion!

>mfw a nordic barbarian was dumb and smelly near me

>BTFO
>not removed from the premises in uppity manner

roll tide this is our championship year now

IF BOTH NUMERALS JUDGEMENT DAY COMETH

HARKEN YONDER
FOR I HAVE BOTH NVMERALS

APOLOGIZE

>Scotland knocked out of the joustb owl already

>Double numerals
Byzantine invasion confirmed

upmostkayk

>year 1000
>implying you're not nordic barbarian

Art not thou too busy lickingeth Pajeet's bottom?

>implying I'm not slashing moors in the name of my Judex

JOUST

>has't a 200 word manuscript due on the morrow
>nay written aught yet

>Moors attending
Which noble man does not oppose these?

Repeat thy cause

jokes on thee, i havent immigrat'd yet

>slashing moors in sicily, get buttfucked by another nordic barbarian (HRE)
top kek

>Srivijaya
>Nay under settlement of the Indies
Enjoyeth hallowing Shiva

Time to post wenches, brethren!

Reported to ye inquisitor

Doest thou partake in sodomy?

Lest than thou norseman rapecub

#flagellated

YE HAMLET OF KHAZARIA

Thou joustbowl of Europe is memeth, the fanatics wrack divine townships, while the minnows worship their heathen frog god to see them through. Mighty Christian powers are falling to the spastic words and pagan artworks of ghosts, who write foul words in basements and leave lewd paintings down alleyways but remain unseen.

Sup Forums was wrong. The arabs will never invade Jerusalem.

Thine redskin sorcerers of hidden rainforests away the seas surely knoweth destiny

NORMANS GET OUT