Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? post stories

has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? post stories

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Where's that guys with the Bella Thorne pictures

I fucked a girl who models on The Chive all the time, a Chivette if you will

>implying Sup Forums has fucked anyone, ever

Fem user here. I has sex with dylan McDermott while he was filming in my town

Psh, lies, girls aren't real on Sup Forums

This

Anyone else here have sex and just hate it? It's been so hyped up and whenever I've had it it I just really can't be arsed. Pussies are fucking weird too

>I'm gay or asexual

tits or gtfo

Link to old thread with the Bella Thorne pics unless I fucked it up

I once engaged in intercourse with Scarlet Johansson.

Did you suck his Jew nose?

its dani, not bella

Dylan McDermott here.
I remember you, the ginger fatty dwarf, loved to fuck your eye socket babe.

Almost had sex with Jael Strauss.
She got fucked up by drinking 30 hits of LSD at burning man by mistake.

Dylan McDermott's wife here.
I can't believe you cheated on me with this fat cow!! We are getting a divorce!

People say it's great and all, but let's be serious here. The satisfaction is the fucking same when masterbating if not worse. Sex is intimate, but I just wanna bust a nut.

I've slept with pic related multiple times. Not really "famous" though

I fucked your mother and it got 40 likes on Facebook.

story? she looks like a wild slut.

>there are people so bad at sex or with such shitty taste/league that sex is no better than masturbating

Dylan McDermott's lawyer here, you won;t get a cent because of the pre-nup.

Probably asexual, maybe? I still get hard and whatever at the time though and get attracted to people, but it's just that I can't be be bothered with the actual physical act

Plus I can't stress enough just how fucking weird vaginas are

It's just so much more effort for pretty much the same result but messier and there's baggage. I was in bed with a girl today after fingering her and I literally just left after she tried for sex. Said I was tired

Lol that's Mrs. Reynolds from Always Sunny

You can have her, no one else wants that lazy eyed hag

Ryan Reynolds hear.
Can't we all just get along?

I can't cum if having sex, it's too soft and no friction. I can fuck for hours and ever get anywhere, soon as I start fapping I bust. Something is wrong with the pussy. God didn't give it enough grip or something.

i had sex with ellie goulding at uni, she was whore and a dead fish

No one wants you, is what you meant. Lots of people would slam, Johanson.

Old fag here. She was my waifu once...
Was she any good?

You have a tiny dick and you jacked off until your dick is callous. There is no problem with pussy, there's a problem with your scaly skinned and tiny little cock lmao

Well post more of them

Sure

Who? I remember her talking about being on a show called Friday night lights

Women sleeping with famous people don't count, because, well, famous dudes fuck everything, whereas famous females are more selective.

Or am I stuck in the 1950's?

That's that hot chick from Northern Exposure. Whatever happened to her career? I used to get myself off to her a TON of times back in the 90's. Yeh, me oldfag but so what

She's Dennis and Dee's mom from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

dick is decent sized, nothing huge but not tiny. I wish people like you who just want to be rude saying stupid shit for laughs would just save the energy and shut up. What is the purpose of such rude uneducated comments anyway?

>artistic
you spelled autistic wrong

Statistically speaking, most people who make fun of others saying they have small dicks, have small dicks them selves.

You're probably wanking with a death grip that no pussy could ever live up to. Have like a tolerance break or something and see if it improves

No. I have sex and fucking love it

Fucked Mel B from the spice girls while she was in Australia performing in Jesus Christ Superstar... i worked on the show...

>gorgeous DSL
lucky Dan "don't call me that" Schneider

yeah I've been resisting fapping for like a month, and deleted my porn folders because I read porn can cause this too. I hope it improves. Would have helped if I was uncut too, my parents are fucking stupid though.

Her soul is dead.

You mean non-famous women will sleep with anything famous whilst famous women only sleep with famous men.

>Women use sex to break you
/thread

Because if pussies aren't tight enough for it to feel good to you, you probably have a tiny dick dude.

He described a situation that indicates his dick is probably small. Pussies are not loose.

is she the black one? She was the hottest. I bet she was absolute filth

>Anyone else here have sex and just hate it? It's been so hyped up and whenever I've had it it I just really can't be arsed.
Try it outside prison, it is WAY better.

i know she's not that much famous but i popped the cherry of this react chanel cutie

...

I fucked someone from a doom metal band

Her pussy and asshole too after the USC football tema had their way with her.

that's not very helpful

I blew Louis CK backstage

I need to do the same, I've got to the point where I speed-wank in about 5 minutes just to make it convenient but it means I just can't last in sex at all, which gets fucking awkward when you're jizzing before your dick's even in her

I fucked Ted

Are you going to post more?

woah wait, define small?

How do you know?

Met a guy that looked and sounded just like Simon Pegg. He claimed to have slept with Chelsea Clinton

Dude you banged mrs reynolds? That's a god tier milf and a character in a god tier show

I don't know the measurements, but if your dick is too small to feel good inside a pussy, it's probably pretty fuckin small.

Nar.... sporty spice... the lesbian looking one... she was plan... nothing special in the sack.

Machine gun bacon

Jokes on you gay shit
Rules of the internet; Rule 37 clearly states: "There are no girls on the internet"

Wait, what? Story of it?

idk, if i should reveal her cuz she is not on teens react, if u know what i mean

it's pretty common for men to feel numb during sex, regardless of size. It's due to too much porn, too much fapping and can also be due to psychological issues or prostate problems. The smaller a penis is the more concentrated it's nerves are and the more sensitive it is much like a clitoris, so even a tiny dick could be very satisfied in a loose pussy.

Deadpool here.

WTF are u doin on Sup Forums without me you fuckin overpayed actor. I bet they would all like to see me cutting my dick and you don't even invite me.

Faggot.

Best I can do: I watched this girl C List model Jessica Perez from Costa Rica get banged by a bunch of guys at a party in Studio City LA. She did this shoot with UK group The Wanted earlier in Malibu, and then was all coked up at the after party. She fucked all the guys in the group and a few stragglers. She is cute but not A List hot.

>She fucked all the guys in the group and a few stragglers
How many? And greeentext pls

Fucked Adele in a McDonalds toilet once

You are so based, dude.

inside the toilet? that's dirty Sup Forumsro, pretty shitty place to fuck.

>be 26, been a male prostitute since 19
>high-profile, make tons of money
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA (believe me you don't wanna fuck with those)
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie comes and shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend

no but i sniffed elizabeth hurley's ass

Hot chick. Did they TP'd her?

nice fanfic, loser.

wew lads

Not to good at storytiming but here goes nothing

>be me
>be in Dallas for work last year
>boss gives me and coworker friend box seats for Patriots/Cowboys game
>Patriots start blowing out Dallas so we just start drinking
>notice a cute MILF and her daughter sitting across the way
>call dibs on Janine
>offer to buy them drinks
>"My daughter's underage, but I wouldn't mind."
>kek sorry m8
>start talking and hit it off
>game ends and she tells me she's going to a club later says I should meet her there
>go to club drinks start flowing
>she starts getting really handsy
>we go back to my hotel
>she takes off her clothes
>"holy shit this chick is 50?"

She's a freak. I'm 25, go to the gym maybe 4 or 5 times a week and this chick had more stamina than I did. She was insatiable. We were friends with benefits for the month I was there. I have another trip down there in September.

I fucked that bird from Hanson once.

He's back. Just how many pictures do you have

I fucked Jordyn Jones once but she wouldn't quit queefing, it was very distracting.

>She's a freak
>She was insatiable.
Damn, bro. I so want to believe that. Is she into BDSM, anal, rough stuff? Details please.

I'm guessing that's wolf
>ashamed I know that after reading celebrity gossip websites

more than the family photo albums will hold

who is this bitch

nudes?

Alright since a lot of these are only found on Eastern European gossip sites I'm guessing that you sell them for a profit (or hack them and then sell them for a profit) to a foreign gossip site that most people in the States will never find out abaout

I never fucked anyone

technically you fucked your mom, unless you were born by C-Section.

Hi, Dan. Still missing Miranda's footjob?

only kaili does that

i mean, bella might soon but you didnt hear that from me

When will be a new fappening? It's about time.

im out... for now

gtfo out no one cares

No Kalli nudes?