Name a better conservative musician

Name a better conservative musician.

pro-tip: you can't

Bowie could be considered conservative

john maus

Ian Curtis

I'd check out some interviews with the guy, he's clearly not conservative. I know he's buddies with MDE, but he's pretty far left.

You just posted a liberal.

prove it

OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN!!

Lars Ulrich

Zappa was a socially left-leaning libertarian.

The right hasn't had a great artist in any medium since Lawrence.

Zappa was what you refer to as an alt-right fedora.

He literally testified to Reagan's Congress against the labeling of degeneracy on tape.

Could he be considered better?

I feel like you guys are intentionally forgetting about ole uncle Ted!

>muh degeneracy
fuck off Sup Forums

Irrelevant, especially since the Parental Advisory system exists because of that campaign.

No, we remembered.

Johnny Rebel

Zappa and him are like the same dude

>Madlib
>conservative

Lolno.

The original butt rock.

Hot Rats [Bizarre/Reprise, 1969]

Doo doo to you, Frank. If I wanted movie music, I'd listen to Wonderwall. C+

Sheik Yerbouti [Zappa, 1979]

If this be social satire, then how come its only targets are those individuals whose particular weirdness happens to diverge from that of the retentive gent at the control board? Makes you wonder if Frank's primo guitar solo on "Yo' Mama" is as spiritually arid as he is. As if there was any question after all these years. C+

Frank Zappa [Distinctions Not Cost Effective, 1980s]

Oh, shut up.

early 70s Bowie was every conservative parents worst nightmare.

c'mon guys

Nah

>faggau

next time try quoting a REAL critic

yeah but bowie's dead

They don't know.

>pro-tip: you can't
Correct, I literally cannot name a better conservative musician. In fact, I cannot name a good conservative musician at all.

Zappa was just a contrarian

Let's turn this thread around.


Name a better leftist musician.

"I consider myself a communist in ideals, a capitalist in practice."

Eric Clapton, especially after his "kick the wogs out of Britain" speech

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>Souljaboytellem.com [ColliPark Music/Interscope, 2007]
Boy do the haters get busy on this 16-year-old. But scrutinize the "superman" matter (look it up) and you'll see that even if he thought he was sneaking something outlandishly filthy onto a pop record, his fans thought he was inventing a dance that involved flying, thus furthering the presumption of innocence so crucial to his cute. Unlike his crunk forebears, he's not into pimping or dealing or even strip clubs--"Booty Meat" is as explicit as his carnality gets, and not only is he looking not touching, he's hoping an amateur will "turn around just like a pro." He's still boy enough to worry about those F's, and the most winning of his many winning songs was written to, and on, his Sidekick 3. There are enough sonic strokes here to keep the wrong bizzer in ringtone rappers for a year. But Soulja Boy's spiritual secret is that with less subcultural support than, say, Be Your Own Pet, he's reached the top of his world on a few tips from ex-partner Young Kwon and the loyalty of human sidekick Arab. You can hear how tickled he is about it. A-
>Pink Friday [Young Money/Cash Money, 2010]
Not only are those not her breasts, at least not the ones her biologicals gave her, but her hair isn't really pink or, wink wink, straight. Not only is the quick-lipped hoyden of the year all "Young Money, Cash Money, yeah I'm Universal" with every upper-case except the "I" discretionary, but she's consorting with Natasha Bedingfield and reminding will.i.am how he did it. Half rapping and half singing, half bragging and half kowtowing, brazening a "punt" rhyme here and proclaiming commonality with "girls that never thought they could win" there, she's proud to be shameless, with the hooks to back it up. She knows well the presumably stolen words of her male collaborator-counterpart Drake: "Everybody dies but not everybody lives." And damn right she calls this living. A
I don't understand how anyone takes him seriously.

if by leftist you mean he used his left hand predominantly when masturbating to child porn

Bach
Palestrina
Brahms

To be fair, he got softer with age and not as critical of artists as he would have been in 1973.

But the Parental Advisory committee can easily be considered anti-constitutional, therefore anti-conservative.

Next.

That's because it was against the costitution, fucko

ah yes, the man married to a black woman who berated mtv for not showing enough black artists was definitely conservative. you autists need to understand the difference between sincere political stances and saying stuff for shock value (like his hitler statement)

not conservative, he voted for thatcher as a protest against james callaghan's continued labour leadership (the party he actually supported).

forgot to add, curtis was also not a particularly good musician

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Zach del la rocha