Ask a male girl scout leader anything

Ask a male girl scout leader anything.

We had a good thread earlier this week, let's repeat that.

What is your shoe size?

Do you like Star Trek?

Uk 7,5

Yes but enterprise was a let down.
DS9 was the shit.

are you a pedo?

No.

yes I am

Are you aroused by any of the girls?

Yes I love littel girls m8

On a scale of 1 to an entire fist, how hard do you diddle the kids?

No.

What does diddle even mean.
But 2

Have you stolen money?

Slow night?

Let's have some green text

There was this one time at the local zoo..
>winter
>girls 12-14yo
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hnds down your neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers way to long and feels my abs up before she slips out
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>better watch that girl

nice

>talk to this 14yo
>I use animated hand gestures: it's super effective
>she is standing close but her normal frame has sprouted an impressive bust in the last year
>hand gestures to emphasize how a bird in my story suddenly took off
>accidently smack her bosom in the process
>me, her and her pal freeze up for one second
>we are surrounded by other scouts but they apprently didn't see
>how awkward would it be if I appologized for slapping her tits
>we wordlessly decide to pretend it never happened
She had a major crush on my lil' brother and he just ignored her. Both me and her pals suspected him to be homosexual after that.

ur using that one dudes grandmas signed pic

>Uk 7,5

Kek, manlet detected.

Nice, a dude from the other thread!

Repostan greentext until I get questions.

>kayaking with my girl scouts
>shitty weather, rainy and windy
>we litterally are blown ashore
>everyone gets out
>we are way dispersed along this shore
>only other person in my vicinity is this 13yo girl
>blonde, super shy, cute as only high end rich girls can be
>she is soaked and shivering
>"get changed into dry clothes and rain gear"
>she tries
>she is to cold and shivery to get out of her super tight jeans
>shit
>I have to help her
>wet tight jeans are a bitch to get off
>I am unwillingly molesting her as I have to unbutton her and slowly roll her jeans down and off her
>this is hard
>almost drag her panties off in the process
>get stuck
>fuck it the jeans rip
>oh well
>she is comatose with cold so now I have to dry her off with a towel while she stands in her soaked underwear
>Iamsogoingtojail
>now she needs to change her underwear
>I need a solution
>only solution is me holding up the towel around her and averting my gaze
>I am basically standing and hugging her with a towel
>she takes forever
>apparently her cold numb fingers are having a hard time with the bra clasps
>jesus christ why are you trying me like this
>she manages in the end
>minutes later some cows show up
>we had landed on the wrong side of the fence
>flee from mad agressive bull
>managed somehow

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Dubs checked.

Did you have to be neutered to get the job?

I'll just repost some stories from last theead then unless you guys have some questions or topic preferences.

>movie night sleepover
>it's the day after
>most of everyone has gone home
>other leaders have left
>last of the girls leave and some say they'll come back and watch more movies after having lunch at home
>yeah right they'll just fall asleep or not bother
>I'm alone in our scout cabin and decide to watch the one horror movie we disn't watch bc scaredy cats
>lie on a comfy sofa in the middle of the room
>watch the movie projected on the ceiling
>great sound system
>movie is the orphanage
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows enjoying the movie but also too scared to go change it
>suddenly jumped by two girls
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Europoor so we are more liberal about these things.
Still get the stink eye from a few fathers and some of my friends assume I'm into jailbait.

They ever do any camps/trips with local boy scouts? Any shenanigans happen?

>scared shitless
>two girls giggle
>it's ballerina (did I tell her story about the acrobatics?) and a girl who looked exactly like bella thorne
>after the shock, I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>notice a third girl giving me a sceptical look
>they tell me she's a friend who accompanied them there to make sure they didn't go to a cabin to watch movies with some "pedophile pervert"
>ouch
>20m later we are all lying on the wide sofa getting scared shitless by this movie
>ballerina had a crush on me so she eeked happily while curling up on my left
>bella liked me and copied by monopolizing my right side
>poor 3rd girl was genuinely scared so she scrambled over her friends and practically lay on top of me
>this looks so bad right now it would be like a comedy if someone would come through the door and see us like this
>suddenly the door opens
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Yes, frequently.
Not too much happens though since teen boy scouts are shy mother fuckers.

There are some occasional make out sessions though.

>Ballerina's dad is an overprotective autist the size of Hodor and goes by the nickname of Frankendad
>I was legit fearful for my life
>see a big looming shadow
>shiiiit
>"what's going on?"
>the tone is slightly accusatory but not angry
>praise Allah it's my big boned colleague who left work early to help me pack the movie equipment
>he scolds me lightly for how bad this would look if a parent walked in
>I never finished the Orphanage
>3rd girl started in our scout troupe the next week

Btw I need bumps from you guys so the thread doesn't fall off page 10.

I'd let her ass sit with wet underwear. I'm not going to jail for that

You said you're in Europe. What country?

We'll letting them die under my responsibility will land me in some deep shit.

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Let's just say somewhere up north.

What's the worst that could happen? It'll smell bad later but that's about it

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Ok storytime about Ballerina
>blonde, braces, big eyes cute button nose
>went to a ballet school
>full of energy, bubbly personality
>always laughing, doing cartwheels
>had a crush on me, the only one who was kinda open about it
>did lots of acrobatics to impress me maybe
>on this day she was wearing white loose short shorts
>"catch my legs user"
>she seemed to go for the assisted hand stand
>I catch her legs
>"ok now lower your hands and hold my waist"
>ok?
>suddenly she flings out her legs in a perfect split while hand standing
>very impressive
>it also suddenly put her crotch inches from my face
>loose linen shorts don't cover much when you do the split
>ordinary panties don't cover much either apparently
>she jumps on her feet and laughs embarassed and runs away
>I now live with the image of surprise underaged vagoo on my conscience
This was some years ago, she now has a bf that looks suspciously like me...

do you remember the smell? I know you do you pedo

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England or Scandinavia? Also how often do you get into "compromising" situations? Is it common also amongst your co-workers? I.E. are the parents all super paranoid like hodor and you guys don't give a shit? Do the girls give a shit?

What's the worst injury you've ever had to treat on them? Just the hypothermia chick?

Kek

Why should I purchase overpriced Girl Scout cookies when I can purchase a larger quantity of Walmart-brand cookies (same flavors) for a cheaper price?

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Scandinavia.
Define compromising but I guess the answer is yes. It's not too common I guess. I'm quite cute and social so if they crush on any of us it's me.
Scout leaders are usually a homely bunch so not much competition for that in my experience.

If parents are paranoid then they don't show it. The mothers also think I'm cute so they don't fret. If a father is paranoid then he's also paranoid about the mailman, their teachers and everyone else.
The girls are cool.

Never anything too serious thank god.
>bruises
>cuts
>splinters
>homesickness
Had to treat a boyscout having boiling water poured on his bare foot once.

Dunno, I'm not burger so we don't do that cookie selling shit.

This reminds me of a women who posted years ago here from Sweden who had sex with one of you guys when she was in attendance of a summer camp. Seems to be pretty chill up there. Pretty amusing how you use this job to acknowledge your attractiveness, pretty sure parents would have a heart attack if they read that but I guess this is the way of the world.

Parents of teen daughters are happy their daughters are scouts since that means they aren't partying, doing drugs or drinking. This is mostly true. They are never happy to see their daughters hug me that's for certain.

You don't have to answer this if you arn't in a secure enough connection, I could hardly ask you to compromise yourself but have you ever had any inkling of a feeling either emotional/paternal or erotic for the girls

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Well I have a great relationship and connection to the girls and I must say I truly love them in a paternal and big brother way. Seriously, girls that age are super cute and funny.
As for erotic inklings, it's like accidently seing down your sister's top. Sure it could be mechanically arousing but doesn't mean I want to fuck her.

Any black guys?

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>summer camp
>all ages of scouts
>I'm for some reason the swim guard of the day
>lots of small kids and their scout parents
>moms smile or give no fucks
>dads only know me as some suspicious guy since I take care of the precoscious teen girls
>for a change of pace I bro it up with the teen boys and we water wrestle and play some water football
>then my girls arrive
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Very few.

I used to be a private tutor.

Most of the girls were pretty normal, but occasionally I'd get one who liked to push the boundaries.

Wait so is this a volunteer thing or is this your job?

>of note are two of the older ones
>Bella and Asian-chan are walking in all their 15yo splendour
>their bikinis are matching pink and black looking like something from the victoria secrets catalogue
>they are slightly laced, form fitting and very sensual
>super inappropriate on these two
>both have small bosoms augumented by their push up tops
>their bottoms are a different matter
>Bella has a thin frame with a gifted natural booty rivaling her name sake
>asia-chan has done her best with squats and running to fight her genetics for a similarly impressive yet smaller bum
>high cut showing lots of cheek
>I say what everyone is thinking
>cmon girls whats with your bikinis
>they look like sexy underwear
>tehee silly user it's because they are
>victorias secret btw, not cheap you know
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Aren't you afraid of being accused of pedophilia? I would be scared of heck.

Volunteer.
Have done some camp work with "normal" kids and they kinda suck in comparison.

>me: change into proper swim wear
>grls: we didn't bring any
>me: well...
>grls: (full pout mode) are you saying we can't swim bc of this? Why isn't it ok like this?
>so they win
>I get told by Bella that I should work on my biceps and delts more and shave my chest
>as if I didn't know
>asia-chan takes offence at all this negative feedback and tries to talk me up
>"well I would be happy to have him as my bf I think he's cute"
>"oh for sure"
>thanks girls, all this in front of the other grown ups
>this is when Ballerina jumps on my back and stays glued there for a permanent piggyback ride the rest of the swim session
I didn't need to worry about making a bad impression though since the flag pole fell and almost hit some kids so that's what people talked about for the rest of that day.
I did get a pat on the back and "living the dream" from some boys dad.

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Nah.
Sure that's my darkest fear but I do have a perfect track record so far. Should count for something.
Also, the older staff knows about the one time I actually caught a real pedo and ousted him from our corp.

Any boys get boners on you?

>I did get a pat on the back and "living the dream" from some boys dad.
Oi! What did this dad look like? Normal or pedo?

Not to my knowledge. Scouts in my country are super lgbt friendly though.

Whats the lewdest situation you've found yourself in?
If that one from earlier with the girls vagoo is, then the 2nd lewdest.

I'm pretty sure looking pedo has very little to do with being pedo.
But yes he looked pedo.

Oh man, let me serve up some greentext.

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>way back
>I'm young as shit
>sleepover in a cabin
>kids are 8-9yo
>night time
>leaders sleep in one room
>two cots stacked on top along both walls
>jelly af as one leader shares his bed with this smoking other leader (his gf)
>she is giving him a back rub
>the cot on top has our young assistant
>very mature for her age, acts like a dependable 17yo
>she is 13
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>she looks like a very blonde and white mia kalifa. Unnaturally stacked with a cute overbite and a very slim frame. Super young looking face though, kinda like pic related.
>she is very physical, curls up in my lap at times, play fight to give bruises.
>at this moment, when my pal is getting a backrub, she is getting ready for bed
>she sits on the top cot and is sliding out of her jeans
>only witnesses are me and a very jelly female leader that is built like rebel wilson
>she is gloriously in only bra and panties and I try not to look
>she is about to slip into her sleeping bag when she looks under her cot and sees the couple having a backrub
>"oh user I totally forgot I promised you a backrub today"
>I forgot too
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I didn't forget you, OP.

bumperoonie

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>this very naive girl is now sliding down her cot and crosses over into my cot in her white lace panties and bra
>in front of everyone
>rebel wilson turns her back and tries to sleep in apparent jealousy
>beta male leader with a creepy crush on the 13yo glares
>couple looks on amused as
>she gets in my bed and sits on my ass after she practically ripped away my sleeping bag
>I'n obviously lying on my stomach
>starts to massage my back
>not going so low as my ass but I get worked over
>it is a very good massage
>awkward small talk is had by the others
>I can feel her thighs but since Im on my stomach I can't see her in all her glory
>mixed feelings

You from last thread? Sorry most of these are reposts, I'll try to generate new contents bro.

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>nearing the end of the best backrub in my life
>released endorphins make me woozy
>the usual pattern of me getting backrubs from her is that I let her cuddle in my lap for a while
>the usual backrub is clothed and us sitting up though
>when she is done she lays down on my back on top of me instead
>jesus christ her tatas
>I try to reroute my nervous system so those lonely and sparse sensory neurons on my back could give me more information
>she sighs
>I look to the side and couple user is raising an eyebrow but giving me a sly smile
>this couldn't last though
>she suddenly gets off me
>"alright user turn over and I'll do your front"
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>mixed feelings

Is this really OP?

>"alright user turn over and I'll do your front"
Wew!

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It is.
>I'm suddenly not woozy
>DEFCON 1
>check if I has a boner
>miraculously no
>turn over
>I'm in loose boxer shorts and on my back
>smiling an innocent smile she straddles me half sitting/hovering on my crotch
>starts to work my pecs, arms and stomach
>being on my back I have full view of her
>I'll never forget that minute
>the inevitable happens
>boner is rising
>poking her in her crotch even
>she notices and freezes
>blushes
>"alright user time to sleep"
>she scurries off me and I get a last glimpse of her fantastic behind as she climbs her cot.
>everyone else seem to be asleep or almost
>I can't sleep
>an hour later the couple sneaks out
>I heard from the guy later that couple gf got so horny from watching us that they had to sneak out and have sex on the toilet
>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
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>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
You mean the food?

Post these on r9k please. You'll get better response

>masturbating into the porridge
what

Ok that part isn't true though.

*wink*

Never been to that place. Seems horrible and filled with self pity threads.

Do you think it's wrong that girl scout troops exclude boys as members? (Especially given that it's a much better organization than boy scouts?)

Ever find any girl scouts with dildos?

Don't you have mixed teams where you live OP? Where I live most of scout teams are mixed.

Are there any stories of scouts having sex with either each other or the counselors??

Dunno. My country is mostly mixed gender scouts. I prefer division in this age group (12-15) since boys can relax in their boys club where they can be awkward without judging looks. And girls can stretch their wings without having to deal with traditional gender roles, horny boys or having perfect makeup.
They both get plenty of that in school.

if it was that long ago you can probably bang her now right? or she still underage?

also, have you had any interactions with girls after they turned 18?