I'm new at this Sup Forums so cut me some slack
>Be me 16 yr old grill
>Meet a really cool guy in high school
>He seems to be a hipster
>Likes art a lot and is vegetarian
>we both are in the same elective class, hit it off really well
>get into a relationship, have common interests
>Solid 9/10 which is a total win for me, a 6/10
>After half a year we do le secx
>is pretty great, but he only has one testicle? Ftw
>He also had a fucking weird disease that caused him to fart 24/7
>Had to take 30 or so different pills to calm the flatulence
>it was rough till he found the right medication and calmed down
>come senior year, he didn't get into any of the colleges he applied for
>the dumbass didn't apply for many, either
>portfolio was great; grades, not so much (solid D- student)
>went into the military to pay for college
>year or so later, he's shipped off into hell
>doesn't change anything, still love him to pieces
>comes back saying an enemy spared him, God is real
>he doesn't have any signs of PTSD but he has worrying signs of being a bigot fag, probably the result of the war
>makes comments every now and then
>I think nothing of it
>Having sex one night, he lets out a giant fart
>that was the spark that led Hitler to gas millions of Jews
>mfw he expects me to kill myself for him
I'm new at this Sup Forums so cut me some slack
tits or gtfo
lmao 2bth familia
this is gay
Bait bitch, military wouldn't take him, too,many medical issues
>le sexc
Please never again
Sorry Sup Forumsro hijack.
>Be me
>Lonely fag
>14
>Lives in this huge complex
>like i lonely fag
2 months later
>there is lake right next to huge complex
>3 ducks
>2 males
>1 female
>they swim in a small pool where a statue was in the middle
>they have fun
>but me realized that one of the ducks were alone, he was almost like me
>name him “ducky-bro”
>come outside and feed them bread
>duckbro and me are friends
2 weeks later
>playing fallout
>look outside to check on ducks
>ducks have made are statue for their territory
>fag kids run to the pond
>they pull out cents and throw it out them
>get angry
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>run out door and to corner,
>broom in one hand and the other my raider paintball gun and a mask on fr
>shoot at kids
>they run and scream
>parents see me
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>”Did you just shoots my kids!?”
>Runs
>ditches broom and paintball gun in my trash can
>come back later to get it for my next attacks
few months later
>the word is around that there is a kid called the “Duck vigilante”
>stay low and act like normal, a lonely nerd that stays in all day playing games and going through Sup Forums
>at night feed ducks bread and other stuff i found out they like (on the internet of course, i’m not stupid)
this is cringe as fuck
Way better, continue duckman
Summer
>I watch over ducks more and more
>and found out all natural enemies of ducks (wolves, owls, minks and so on)
>i started knowing that “ducky-bro” colors and knew his actions
>i knew him by just looking a far
>found out more ducks come to statue (3 ducks)
>didn’t care about coming them all, just cared about ducky-bro
>but as time went on i realized something was gonna happen and something really bad
>4th of july comes by,
>buy smoke bombs and lots of it. Also, bought some butterfly fireworks (they become really useful later)
>then i found out that ducks are very mean to ducky-bro
>got mad, but did nothing, yet…
>kids are back but anger then ever they pick up ducks and throw 2 of them
>thank god it was not ducky-bro
>run outside
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>out of no where i jump on one of the retards with mask and hoodie
>beat the living crap out of him
>hear screaming, make kid taste blood
>get off him and run off
>never punched anyone in my life
>but that amazing
>turns out kid lost 4 teeth
>mfw i just beat the living crap out of retard kid
>the word is around that there is a kid called the “Duck vigilante”
>Now police are now in it
>2 friends lie and say i came out of no where and just beat the crap out of him for no reason
>get angry
few weeks later
>found where the kid lives
>been stalking him for awhile
>knew where he lived and knew what school he was going to go next year
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>went to his house at night
>slipped not under door
next morning
>”Hey user?”
>”Yeah”
>”did you know what happened to that kid that got beat up by that duck protecter guy?”
>I agreed and dad says “Also, turns out that he slipped a note under the door
>turns out the people that own are complex is now evolved
>Big mistake
>they call land management and tried to get ducks out of their new home
>Hear about It and runs to help found that their car was out in the drive way
>has backpack on, mask, and hoodie
>takes out water and pepper and pour it down their guzzle is and found out that their that window was open
>take 3 of the butterfly fireworks and tie them
>light all three and throw them in
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>hear big explosions
>hear them weap
>come back to statue, they didnt shit
>mfw
This is all sorts of bait.
Bread expands and duck stomach linings cant handle it. This is why You're not supposed to feed ducks bread
Moar!
Screen capping this genius
What did they evolve into?
>this is where it gets all fun and games out the door
>have girlfriend 7.5/10
>still care for ducks
>they left ducks alone
>and i loved it
>don’t care what goes in my way
>few days later after my sweet explosion of progress
>i found out that i broke the front window and fucked up the internal. Also, melted a shit ton of plastic
>they have patrols now
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>happily theres only around 2-3 guards every night
>care because if they find me, my parents are gonna fuck me for this
>nothing happens to ducks
>happy for once
>but then finds out that they will take down statue
>Get angry
>i knew that the owner had something to do with it
>at night go to their offices at front
>told parents i’m gonna go to my friends house out of are complex
>put on mask and crack up window with crowbar
>jump in and start break shit light off smoke bombs on top of a plate with peppermint candies take them all and jump back out
>that place was smoky as fuck
>walk to friends house and gives him peppermint candies
>we play skyrim that whole night
>parents knew it was not me because i told him to tell them i was there already
>have good alibi, walk home and realize that the lady that controlled the whole place was furious
>firemen almost everywhere
>people that were there came to see what was going on
>turns out that i lighted a little to many in there
>cause it went through the vents and fucked the whole place up
that night
>when i came back home
>parents are asleep
>sneak outside and made sure that no guard was out there
>grab bread and throw it in the water
>they are sleeping
>but one…
>ducky-bro was dead.
shit
N-Not ducky-bro
>Likes art a lot and is vegetarian
>>He also had a fucking weird disease that caused him to fart 24/7
>>Had to take 30 or so different pills to calm the flatulence
bitch, it's called being a vegan/vegetarian. Every single one I ever knew had a massive flatulence problem. The "pills" are nothing more then essential vitamins, minerals and proteins his body is missing do to the horrendously unhealthy diet he's eating.
Humans are OMNIVORIUS. we are not HERBAVOURS. refraining from eating meat not only damages your body but is also the height of human arrogance and bullshit. (check out the enamel on your teeth, and compare it to omnivorous animals, then herbivorous. there is zero debate about this)
The story is about Hitler, Hitler was a vegatable
INB4 no cared who I was till I put on the mask
Also, I found this on another thread
I like to see this as Sup Forums property
Also, image from the original thread.
>So many emotions were going through my head
>anger? vengeance? sadness? or was it confusion?
>i did all i could and my ducky-bro died
>I rushed back into home
>and saw a mad and angry face from my dad
>i broke down and cried
>he shoved me in my room
>and i stayed up the whole night
>crying and thinking who did it
>i did not care about me
>i cared revenge for my ducky-bro
>i knew 2 suspects
>That kid and his friends
>or those other fucking ducks
that morning
>i came down stairs
>saw my dad sitting down at table
>mom was at work
>my dad was had no expression
>he told me to sit down
>”user, are you the “Duck hero everyone talked about?”
>i crumble in fear and say “No, i promise dad.”
>”why were you feeding those ducks?”
>almost for ever for talking and kinda arguing
>”i don’t want you to feed those ducks anymore, you hear? Because if they expect your him. Were fucked!”
>”Angry and says fine”
>went up stairs and played games, till dad went to work
>i went outside and with a spoon
>i picked up dock bro for the first time and carried him far from the lake
>i buried him next to tree
>pic related
>It is the grave
Don’t worry Sup Forumsrothers I will get revenge for him
You're trying too hard you summerfag
Shut the fuck up, finally some OC on Sup Forums and you're complaining, it's the exact fucking same as the other thread that was also OC, go fuck yourself
newfag
Bumping
The last one.
>Wednesday morning
>depressed
>still sad about “duck-bro”
>can’t stand up only lay down
>i remember burying ducky-bro
>tears down my face
>i knew that tears we’re not gonna make it better
>only revenge was gonna take the cake
2 days later
>i have gotten my bombs and my paint gun ready for my attack
>I’ve also have gotten some china fireworks and underwater firesworks
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>come outside like glory was upon me
>and i can hear the horns from skyrim playing
>i took one look at the ducks
>i light water firework and blew a huge chunk of water up and started shooting at the ducks
>they scattered
>i injured 1 of them, the rest we’re dead
>i got so angry that i ran to the pond
>with a birthday party in the background
>i shoot into the lake hitting ducks left and right
>after i was out of ammo
>i threw the used the rest of waterproof into to the lake
>i then came back to where the last duck
>i finished him off
>i picked him up layed down the china fireworks
>threw him on top
>light it up
>run as fast i can and i ran to that last house
>i guess you can say
>hitting two ducks with one skipping stone
>i ran to his house and lighted fireworks at his door mat and lighted it up
>then i went to his window, and it was open
>but had a screen in the way
>i bashed it open
>climbed in
>grabbed white paint spray i had in my dad car
>and turned in that like if it was a gay permanent orgy in there
>and they had a huge white out
>run out their front door
>run to my house
>throw everything i had in my closet
>i burn it afterwords
>i go down stairs and grab coke
>go back to my room lock the door
>never tell anyone about what i did
i could not trust anyone with this story
but now 2 years later Sup Forumsros
i share this story to you niggers
Have a happy summer bitches
/thread
Shit story, tits not included, reddit level typing.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt op, i'll call this b& rather than an autistic level of storytelling
Is it you, Hunter?