Waifu claiming thread: Ice Cream Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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You're the only one.
Maybe.
She's in high school.
Oh, I just took it like a bitch...
Can I join?
HOL UP
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Mizore all day every cold day.
Miho claimed
Am not
>trash
still here
and
thats weird 2
see then normal pat
>fox
you disappoint me
Who are you and what are you doing with my waifu?
i don't even main fox bruh
>Barry you're super lewd
I mean, you're not wrong.
Night guys
Akiko claimed
Dang, that picture doesn't fit into my mind at all
Girls in high school were almost all lolis
>checked
Why? Am I seriously the only kid who wasn't a beta that let himeslf got beat up? I once bit a motherfucker a scar on his palm when he tried to fuck with me. I was notorious for fighting with whoever was up for it. I quit being violent but I still love brawling
>tfw you beat someone who did MMA
was bruised as shit but huge testosterone boost and mad mutual respect there
How old is Nyarko exactly?
night Fran
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kek, I hit the spot then.
Goodnight Fran.
Can't we all just go do something productive instead of making these pointless threads?
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Its something we came up with along time ago.
Alright, make sure to get some rest tonight.
Boob hats a best.
i was just outside
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Fuck off Mai.
not sure. but shes probably really old.
Life is pointless, waifuless user.
You only find meaning where you want to find it.
Yes.
Night.
>Girls in high school were almost all lolis
Not at all.
>a girl at my school wore like a G cup
I'll try.
Yuuko.
Because all I wanna do is stick my face right between your tits.
no i dont want any
hello friend
I'm here physically.
I'm yuuko
Bubblegum of no sleep
Heyoo friendo.
I'm still here x7.
>outside
Im about to go get taco bell. And its raining like a mother fucker.
I have to go for a bit, it's sort of urgent.
So normal bubblegum.
" Her actual age is unknown since she and Kūko always stop Mahiro whenever he becomes curious or questions her age, although she states that she has already graduated from space college."
>nyarko
how are you today
Noticed x4
Hello Mizore.
Welcome back Yuuko
Right, is she even human?
I haven't seen the anime
high school is like 13-18 years old right?
>a girl at my school wore like a G cup
Yeah of course you had exceptions, but those almost always had an attitude as big as their tits
When will the streak end?
Rain is fun. Put on some clothes you don't mind getting wet in and jump around while outside.
>Getting people to look at you weird is your goal.
I know it's great.
Let it flood.
farewell
Glad to see you're keeping things in order here.
nope Nyaruko is a Nyarlotephian which is an alien from Nyarlathotep.
pretty sure tts also spelled either nyarko or nyaruko
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Goodnight
>yuuko
yeee
Penny is here for the evening!
>Didn't do a whole lot today, legs were sore as shit but still went grocery shopping
>Albeit I did get a new boot-knife because its snake season and the bastards like infesting my garden.
I don't like hurting garden snakes or anything like that, but sometimes we get bull snakes and other dangerous ones.
>I've met my fair share of snakes to know my boot-knife will come in handy.
Tired from work. Other than that good.
Hello person I don't normally talk to but I don't mind getting to know!
Moving my sisters stuff in the rain got me the cold i have now.
Would be nice if it flooded
So, how is everyone doing tonight?
>Glad to see you're keeping things in order here.
I like to think I am.
Atleast I try.
>Checked
Well same goes for me I'd say, you seem like an entertaining one.
Anything new aside being tired from work?
I'm eating buiscuits.
It's a good night.
Welcome back Shiro.
Just got off of Terraria with Arby's Tomoko.
Smoke em if you got em.
youtube.com
You're scaring me.
I'm not drunk , fuck this storm
I know you didn't have intentions to, but your picture made me smile, which is rare for me currently, so I suppose I should thank you for that. You should use it more.
Oh really? My bad. ^^
Fuck karen isn't here for that one!
You need to channel your inner Shia lebuef
>Just do it
>Checked back
Nothing really, going day by day until a few people I know and I get an apartment. Also lewding up these threads when bored.
>holding Miho like that
>living the dream
cool any plans for today?
so you wont ?
>oing day by day until a few people I know and I get an apartment.
Is that going to be anytime soon or still a long way to go?
>Also lewding up these threads when bored.
I noticed that, kek.
no I will
No problem. Nice to hear it made you smile aswell.
Smoking weed, watching The Next Generation, and wondering if I accidentally stumbled upon a meeting of the Flat Chested Society instead of /waifu/.
why its clear i dont want it
Eat
Sleep
>Rave
>Repeat
But no, it's 1036pm here. I'm just gunna talk to you guys.
Should be within the month.
>Something something, I'm always bored
>Incredible lewd!
>dun dun dunnnnnn!
I guess that'll have to do
That took an unexpected turn
Akiko
You think Akiko is old? Mugi is 24 ;(
oh well ill try to be interesting
>unexpected turn
what do you mean?
putting a baby in that warm little oven, if you know what I mean
because , it just happens.
I refuse to believe that
Mugi is 15 at best
Do women age in reverse in anime or what?
The whole being an ancient alien in human form thing. I figured Nyrako was just your average high school girl protagonist
it hasnt happened in 19 years as far as i know
QOTT
Would your waifu still be attractive if she were bald?
flat life for life.
All about that itty bitty titty comitty
>close enough
Probably yeah. I really like her flowing black hair though
Weird question, where'd you get it?
soon
Her birthdate is July 2nd, 1991
I think right now canonwise she's still only 19 but realtimewise she's like 24
You're always entertaining.
>Especially when your grossed out from my code whites.
never you know what actually come to think of it once in the 10th grade but it was really awkward and i never talked to her again
>average
haha silly goose nothing is average in anime!
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Just popped into my mind because i need a hair cut
Doesn't seem like a great question based on responses.
Yui's is November 27th 1991
Making her my age.
Hell yeah.
best waifu claimed
I'm happy this got trips.
Well it's ok, you seem like a nice guy to talk to anyways.
Looks good enough.
Yeah dude
so 24?
Shinoa.
kek
Yep. I'm 24.
>looks good enough
Words that always start wonderful marriages.
We'll see in 60 years or so
nice
Hey, don't tell them. But I'm crazy.
>A secret for you.
Sucks I can't browse /f/ on mobile.
well i mean it is rather odd knowing when you do
>and stil a virgin.
Truly the apex of human society.