What is the worst crime you ever commit?

What is the worst crime you ever commit?

I went on Sup Forums once.

I stabbed 2 guys
Burglaries I weren't proud of
and had an affair, that was the worse I felt guilt for

The only crime I have on my record is public urination but worst, probably assault on an ex girlfriend or heroin distribution

I voted for Merkel.

Carded close to 1k in electronic goods. A computer and Xbox one sue me bro

I poured a gallon of chocolate milk down my sink.

DWI, a block from home

Had sex with your mom

#burn

When I was a kid I accidentally stole a tiny little blue bear crafted from glass.

brokencyde

Keeping myself alive

one time I spoke out against islam

Sales of various recreational substances.

Held someone up at gunpoint for stuff they originally stole from me.

JESUS FUCK

Karma will find you, user. One day, karma will find you and restore balance.

DSFARGEG

I once bought an entire Subway party tray 5 minutes before they closed

Didn't pay enough attention to literally the perfect girl.
Broke up with me later
Considering an heroing if I can't get her back

Once I stole the eraser of the girl I likes

>being mexican
/thread

Sex with under aged girl

Called one of those "how am I driving" 800 numbers and said the guy was drunk and swerving all over the place when I was pissed off at something else entirely.

Apparently, dude was a recovering alcoholic and got fired.

Die nigger faggot

Loitering

shoplifting or driving while really drunk. don't do either anymore.

Wish I had the balls to kill myself. Too much of a fucking coward.

It's OK. I hate me too.

how would you know if he was a recovering alcoholic and got fired?

broke into a bar after closing and stole 4 electronic dart boards, on easter morning. Ripped parts from cars in broad daylight in mall parking lots. stole shitloads of tools from sears on black friday. Vin swapped a car up for repo and sold it.

It's only a crime if you ever got caught. So...I'm very law abiding aside from a few traffic tickets.

They said so.

This was back in the late 90s when all these privacy laws didn't exist.

"Oh, we've had complaints about him before. He won't be driving for us anymore."

Perhaps they were lying. I still prefer to live in a world where I probably ruined someone's life and made them drink themselves to death.

stole a loaf of bread to feed me and college friends, i was drunk, it was a prank, okay!

kek

Stole several thousand from an electronics store that is no longer in buisness while I was working there, they blamed the black guy and fired him

That's captain hindsight, not the shenanigans episode. Google harder.

edgy

It would be justice and you would be doing her a favor. And let's be honest, you don't deserve her, and there's far better guys than you.

Once when I was addicted to drugs, random girl I met at a bar was going to help me out with some coke. Turns out she thought she was smart. She tried to rob me for 500 dollars, and thought I was stupid enough to take her home, while she still had the cash on her. I took a "wrong turn", and looked at a partner of mine. Had an associate who was with me knock her out. I took her out to a field with a chair, no where anyone would know... and subdued and restrained her. She awoke to find out she was in her bra and panties tied to a chair. She wouldn't tell me where my money was. Facing out in a field with no one around, I didn't think she understood what a desperate drug addict was capable of. I slowly sliced her arms and body until she told me where she hid my money. She hid it in her vagina because she's a dirty slut crackhead slut. My money was tainted with her juices. I was pissed. I asked her if she feared god, once she told me where the money was. I removed it.I poured gasoline on her back because I wanted her to try and scream. She began realizing she thought she was going to die a horrible death. I cocked a gun behind her and she began to tremble and shake with fear. She was already dripping in blood, and gasoline. Wracked with pain. I cut her loose and told her to walk forward.I told her If she turned around she was dead. My friend bluntly knocked her unconscious again. The rehab she was looking for happened. I was an act of god that saved her through fear. Took all her cut off clothes and her bra and panties and chair, and burned them in a pile down the road. We left.

I stole a pencil from my teacher in 3rd grade.

Floyd always was a stick in the mud

sometimes forget to return mine

She never kissed a guy before me. She never liked guys before me. She completely loved me. And I still talk to her. She still loves me but is hurt from me. She's really depressed too.

I've killed a baby bird by hitting it with a branch in 6th grade.

And you caused her that pain. Even if she still loves you, what makes you worthy of her love? You think being her first is a good enough answer?

Statutory rape. Girlfriend used to be b8. And breaking and entering.

I stole a snickers from a hotel once. Also ITT:
>no fbi

Stop with your edgy fantasies faglord

Believe me user. Every day I pray I can have her back, as devoted and in love with me as she was. I would do things right this time.

haha yup karma gon getchu for that one

Just remember, if and when you fail, try asking yourself what purpose, value, and meaning does life have if you're not able to share it with anyone. It's all or nothing.

>Atlantic City
>In a shit mood
>Only here for GF
>She was being a drunk cunt with her friend (Whom I fucked when she was passed out one time, but that's a different story)
>Some dude put his arms around my gf at the bar and tried to talk to her
>Before she could even speak I start fucking punching him
>It was a night club (Haven at the Golden Nugget)
>Dark and Loud, only a few people realized i was beating him
>I grabbed him by his necktie and pulled him to the ground
>4 more punches before I realized my gf was screaming, crying, and trying to pull me off
>I'm covered in blood
>I see security rushing over
>Dart through the crowd and into the smoking lounge
>Give some faggot $100 to take his cigarette, blue blazer and straw fedora
>He immediately gives it to me
>Sit at slot machine until black bouncer leaves smoking lounge
>Run up the escalator, through the casino and into a cab
>Call GF who's hysterical, tell her to get a cab to the Borgata
>We meet at the Borgata
>GF and her friend have blood all over them too
>Kid was in bad shape and left in an ambulance

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oh so youre that guy from the rekt thread huh

Any advice for me user? Aside from trying to be edgy and getting me to kill myself

Dummkopf

Only thing you can do is tell her how right she is about everything and beg like you never begged before. If you want to convince her you can change, you're going to have to tell her there's going to be some major changes and she needs to take charge in what these changes need to be, since you can't be trusted in stabilizing a relationship. You can tell here what these changes will be as well as asking her what things need to be changed. Good luck.