You know the drill

You know the drill.

i wanna see your juicy melons

this is my anus

my cock is hard wanna succ?

aye bitch wan fuck?

show me ur boobies

do u like my pp?

"Sweetie, I love you, but I need to tell you something. My dick can't wait any longer, and I need you now. Also, you are better than pizza."

Seconded

rollin

wanna see a picture of my dog's anus

Just show me your fits.

Rolled

winnar

fuck yes it does, can i have yours?

Winrar

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Fu ked up

this

Do you like lolis?

do it

You are pretty ugly

Gas the keks

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mind if i dump a load on your face?

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i want make a sign of the cross on your forehead out of my manjuice

heather will you give me a kid so I can molest her

he say fits you retard

can i draw a swat sticka on your head?

Can you give me a child so I can molest and sodomize it

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Alright, I'll have to do it the hard way, we go out on friday night, is 8pm good with you?

Get got good

OP just went full retard

The world's best know anus, quite an honor there

GET

Go back to Africa you fucking beaner

dubbly wubbly suck my bubbly

9/11 was an inside job

Just say "stop kony"

I'll have my way eventually.

Couldn't they just have called their parents to pick them up in literally every scary movie?

Oh, and by the way, Hitler did nothing wrong.

you're pretty hot for a fat chick

do you wanna see my dog

On a scale of 1 to great again how will America be next year?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life

send them, and i'll let him down

Then when are we going to fuck???

I'll trade nudes of my dad for nudes of you

If you don't have eggs and you want to make pancakes you can use Applesauce as a replacer

i let you tickle my pickle for a dollar

I am so going to shove it in your ass. Then you'll rue the day...

I'll give you $250 per nude.

fuck it

The entire bee movie script.
Not going to paste it here because I don't feel like it.

rarrrrrrr

This but with this pic

she shall!

your the only one who can make me feel better rn

give me your sisters number lol

Roll

Kek

roll

winnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Winrar

winrar

Send a legit dick pic

hahahah yes!!! winnnnaaar

No send a tiny dick pic

is true winrar.

You three are fucking retarded.

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kek

Send Kelsey grammar pics

anyway fatty you tryin to get some McDonalds later?

the conversation just hit the wall.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Winrar

You won't shit right for a week

You've already seen it, what are you afraid? We all know you're a whore.
>>Send a dick pic at the same time.

winrar

Let me take you out for some drinks, slut

Haven't you heard? The rape train has no brakes.

win

wins

Roll

Yeah cause op didn't play on doubles. Fucking retards.

Fuck! I spilled all my candy when I sent that :(

rolling for this. it's clever.

FUCK SORRY
Fucking room mate took my phone. I'm sorry about that.

roll

Whatever I'll just go look at your tits on anonib. Slut.

I'm joking but do u want to go out some time?

Way to wreck the English language.

Rolling

frfr keep that up and I'm finna beat cha ass with a flipflop

Reroll

I'll buy you a copy of winrar