You know the drill.
You know the drill
i wanna see your juicy melons
this is my anus
my cock is hard wanna succ?
aye bitch wan fuck?
show me ur boobies
do u like my pp?
"Sweetie, I love you, but I need to tell you something. My dick can't wait any longer, and I need you now. Also, you are better than pizza."
Seconded
rollin
wanna see a picture of my dog's anus
Just show me your fits.
Rolled
winnar
fuck yes it does, can i have yours?
Winrar
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Fu ked up
this
Do you like lolis?
do it
You are pretty ugly
Gas the keks
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mind if i dump a load on your face?
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i want make a sign of the cross on your forehead out of my manjuice
heather will you give me a kid so I can molest her
he say fits you retard
can i draw a swat sticka on your head?
Can you give me a child so I can molest and sodomize it
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Alright, I'll have to do it the hard way, we go out on friday night, is 8pm good with you?
Get got good
OP just went full retard
The world's best know anus, quite an honor there
GET
Go back to Africa you fucking beaner
dubbly wubbly suck my bubbly
9/11 was an inside job
Just say "stop kony"
I'll have my way eventually.
Couldn't they just have called their parents to pick them up in literally every scary movie?
Oh, and by the way, Hitler did nothing wrong.
you're pretty hot for a fat chick
do you wanna see my dog
On a scale of 1 to great again how will America be next year?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
send them, and i'll let him down
Then when are we going to fuck???
I'll trade nudes of my dad for nudes of you
If you don't have eggs and you want to make pancakes you can use Applesauce as a replacer
i let you tickle my pickle for a dollar
I am so going to shove it in your ass. Then you'll rue the day...
I'll give you $250 per nude.
fuck it
The entire bee movie script.
Not going to paste it here because I don't feel like it.
rarrrrrrr
This but with this pic
she shall!
your the only one who can make me feel better rn
give me your sisters number lol
Roll
Kek
roll
winnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Winrar
winrar
Send a legit dick pic
hahahah yes!!! winnnnaaar
No send a tiny dick pic
is true winrar.
You three are fucking retarded.
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kek
Send Kelsey grammar pics
anyway fatty you tryin to get some McDonalds later?
the conversation just hit the wall.
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Winrar
You won't shit right for a week
You've already seen it, what are you afraid? We all know you're a whore.
>>Send a dick pic at the same time.
winrar
Let me take you out for some drinks, slut
Haven't you heard? The rape train has no brakes.
win
wins
Roll
Yeah cause op didn't play on doubles. Fucking retards.
Fuck! I spilled all my candy when I sent that :(
rolling for this. it's clever.
FUCK SORRY
Fucking room mate took my phone. I'm sorry about that.
roll
Whatever I'll just go look at your tits on anonib. Slut.
I'm joking but do u want to go out some time?
Way to wreck the English language.
Rolling
frfr keep that up and I'm finna beat cha ass with a flipflop
Reroll
I'll buy you a copy of winrar