Why the fuck are you still on Sup Forums?

Why the fuck are you still on Sup Forums?

cuz bf died in car accident and i don't have any real talents other then 2 shitpost and board

Old habits die hard my friend

Because this is a fun place to go when I go poop.

...

because i lmao @ everything lmao

I haven't fucked since '12

Nice dubs. Looks like an Asian girl in the reflection. My money's on Japanese. What a silly people.

Because I'm a disgusting antisocial hambeast with nothing better to do.

Got you beat by a year!

have class tomorrow and my gf is seeing another dude so im going through a bout of depression

For this faggot
>you are such a faggot for clicking this, faggot.

Porn, laughs, trolling, serious discussion, and boredom. Literally why anyone is here.

Why you still with her user, just got out of a 4 year relationship myself

If shes seeing another dude why is she still your GF user?

Spot on nigger. Only time i browse 4fags is when im shitting.

Being this much of a cuck. My condolences for your dignity.

you missed the valuable memes

Memes are part of the laughs/trolling

Because I have the 'tism

Im not working today, diarrhea to the tenth degree

All i can do is shitpost while i shit

Please pray for my butthole

fuck is this shit dude, please explain

>Why the fuck are you still on Sup Forums?

I keep waiting for it to get good again.

Because sometimes necro-felching-fury-anal-cuck-trap-hentai-granny porn gets old and I need something new.

GTFO right now, faggot

why the fuck is bam margarine still alive, he looks like a fat pirate.

He'll be dunn in a few years

I honestly don't know. I hate this place but I can't leave. Send help.

Something Awful slowly became a piece of shit and the only place to go for absurdist internet humor and the old school internet attitude was here.

>passed through since 2004
>regular visitor since 2006
>you're here forever

i see watcha did their.

just waiting for sweet oc but this place really has gone downhill the past several years. I blame brain dead millenials for not carrying on the torch

Trying to find the best way to lick my step sisters feet pls help me

Because you're all my Sup Forumsrothers. Why would I leave.

Here since 2006 too. Man have I seen some shit.

Things I've witness on Sup Forums.
>life altering wisdom
>actual murder
>life ruining humor
>CP
>broken people....

Honestly? Like, you want a non-meme answer?

It's because I have no friends and have never been in a stable relationship, and likely never will. I'm not antisocial, but I rarely ever reach out to people anymore because whenever I do, I embarrass myself. And it's not like that kind of cute, lolsoadorkable kind of social awkwardness. It's a horrible thing that negatively affects how I interact with people. I'm afraid of everyone. I can go for several days without saying a word because no one talks to me.
I'm basically a huge Sup Forums caricature; imagine what you think a Sup Forumstard looks and acts like -- there you go. That's me.
I actually don't like coming here at all, but I come back frequently and for several hours at a time, spending most of the day on this site because of the lack of real life social interaction in my life. I used to be addicted to reddit because of this (I know, I know, reeee, get out, back2reddit, blah blah blah) but eventually I kind of abandoned my account because I got tired of the voting system, plus nobody would actually reply to my posts anyway, no matter how helpful or funny I tried to be.
I was never a shitposter or anything; I just wanted people to talk to me via the internet because no one would talk to me irl.
So, here I am. On Sup Forums. I don't even try to leave anymore. I'm lonely and I like to occupy my time by making memes and developing an internet personality under a tripcode on Sup Forums, occasionally coming here to Sup Forums if I get an idea for a thread that has nothing to do with music, or if I just want to whine in a feels thread. And I actually kind of hate feels threads; they're not very effective. Most of the stuff that gets posted there is very tumblr-depression-tier.

...

No friends and No life tbqhwyf

Trolling racists is fun and an amusing waste of time

let's all try to guess which tripfag you are.

Montie?

ayy lmao

Because I have no where else to go.
I'm a fucking failure at college
All my friends left to pursue success.
I'm fucking useless.

I left for a while, bettered my life, focused on school.

Friends grew distant, they have different lives sure, but long term friends from childhood have always been around and we've grown together through every other phase of our lives until now.
I stare at an open facebook, not getting so much as a "hey" or "ok" when I get so desperate for human contact that I send links to articles I think they might like, or tell them a story.

I get nothing for weeks and months from these people, and I'm craving human interaction. I'm too old to really establish any meaningful, new friendships.

So I came back here, because even if it's to insult me or call me a summerfag or a cuck, at least it's something.

I'll take being called a beta cucklord, because at least it's something.