Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/DiMJ-s4T16M
youtu.be/My9fnMXFmOo?t=2m38s
jlist.com/toc101pt
youtu.be/QnaxeOLZQKA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>No. Thank you for all the baking
Not like I have anything better to do, I enjoy making threads anyways.

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Sylvie claim

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I'm gonna go to bed now, goodnight everybody.

claimed and sailed

Akiko claimed

>Yuno
Preparing for that post-con depression
Yeah I know what you mean friend
I hope you got some sick loot from that con
>I'll buy overwatch when my mother pays back the rest of what she owes me
Sweet, you can join our discord group of weeaboo autists and play really shitty but fun as fuck comps with us

>Shizuru
Ah, the game is still young and changes are coming. I'm sure they'll see he's a bit too strong at being what isn't supposed to be
I never got why he got those death nades. They're pretty useless for both sides. You kill him you die. You already died, you kill him. What has been won? What skill was involved? What amazing outplay happened? No it's really stupid but I wouldn't say it's op

>junkrat, mccree, or bastion
Mcree can redeem himself if his play wasn't just him pressing 2 buttons
Also you forgot this little shit
youtu.be/DiMJ-s4T16M

>no long dick style
>smug crew anyway

Snek a best.

Lazy week.

Goodnight.

Playing with you is fun as well, but I don't think ribbons was the best game to play.

>About to leave for work
>Be back soon

Go to go in about 40 mins.

Ultra Penny Claim!
>Gonna go to bed in about an hour.
>Don't wanna, but work n shit.
>Albeit I only have to work from 9-3~ today and might even be on if nothings going down.

still here

and

whats that?

galko a best

New smug.

Goodnight Holst, sleep well.

>As long as it feels right.
>Then it will feel good.
I can assure it will.

Kyouko
Goodnight

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>>>>underage
youtu.be/My9fnMXFmOo?t=2m38s

Uh.. hate to break it to you, I'm a consolefag
But yeah I got tons of cool stuff

Milinda claim
>Sorry if I miss any responses. My phone doesn't say (You)... :/

How are you Milinda?

That's what is feels like. Kek, don't know what time it was though. How ya doing Queen Smug?

Sleep tight.

>Best idol claimed

'Night

>Gardevoir claim~

>Pic
I don't have the same hate for torbjorn.
If i die to him, i probably fucked up. The other three i hate because i can play perfectly and lose to them for no reason other than they are who they are.
>Shizu

Snek is a best.
Hey look, another smug.
Sup Mili

>Tfw preparing for war by making large amounts of leather armor and mining very cautiously
>Gotta get dat Bronze armor eventually
>And also some swords
>Most of our units minus the archer use a bronze mace.

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Miho claimed

>hugs

Night

Where to? Cause I don't remember making ships sailing

I'll update that to next thread

>dual foam swords
Nigga please. I got swimming noodle battle axes. What's up?

No. I'd call myself the health inspector

Love it!

(you)
What phone you got dude?

I'm pretty well. Sore is almost goes tonight so thats something

>Rattle rattle
Hi Sachi.

Yes.

Nice.

DOOL WIELD

Hurry back. Your losing time.
jlist.com/toc101pt
Oh really?
>Anticipation isn't the only thing rising.
Under drinking age.
>Damn runescape scammers
>I totally didn't do that.

>Ward goes and beats the hell out of some Kobold Archer
>Immediately begins mining again in preparation for war.
Man Ward sure is an unbreakable motherfucker.

>Anticipation isn't the only thing rising.
I kek'd a bit.
Good to know.

>consolefag
Just why?
> tons of cool stuff
Anything special worth mentioning?

I saw that webm earlier, gave me a hearty kek
Agreed on the counterplay part. Stationary turrets are not very hard to play around. The rnage on them is a bit much but there are counters
I don't hate him either but you gotta admit 80% of his potg are just him using his ult at random or just him walking around collecting scrap

I'm really glad that they gave the supports some love too, a 4 man Mercy ult will almost always get potg

Do you play on pc? You should join us sometimes fam. Playing with friends is shit tons of fun
>pic related

>Akiko

>>>>>>Under drinking age
You tryin to send me to the party van boy?

All of your waifu's~ are shit. Raifu's are the superior waifu!

oh my

rip choKonata

kuroyukihime claimed

Nice, you often deal with prostate inspection?
A man I think we can all strive to be, though I prefer resting

This picture makes me very happy.

>Meanwhile I haven't started Winter in Stardew because I was too busy during the weekend.
>Instant regret but also don't wanna stop playing Stonehearth.

Ayy that's good. Soon you'll have a tolerance towards it and getting big will be no problem.

Hey Yuno, what's poppin?
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I was just talking to Barry about that. I don't trust bnet to not dox me for no explicable reason.

Good. Better now that your here. Hugs
How are you Miho?

Galaxy S5
Little bit older. Kek

It's pretty nice.

I like to share.
Scared of a little risk?
>That's cute~
>I guess you don't want to take advantage of drunk me~
I've thought about getting one recently.

Where the fuck is Karen?

what for?

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I prefer heat to cold, my body cant absorb heat well.

Currently playing on BITCHWHORE. Level 69 and halfway done with Silph Co.

>I like to share.
I can say the same.

Died, rest in pizza, desu.

Just like onigiri

I will always love this

It'll be just for a week ;_;

Yeah everytime someone drops the soap
youtu.be/QnaxeOLZQKA

I hope not! In a way I'll miss/won't miss the sores

(you)
And it doesn't show the (you)?

Soon

I don't have a power pee sea and I console me whole life
Mirai nikki wallscroll and playing cards, owari no serpah poster, Asuna, kirito and yuuki figures, asuna body pillow and kirito foam swords

Hello maki! I miss A-kon already :/

NIGGA
>Only if you don't tell anybody

Feeling better. I should be able to uber tomorrow. So how was your flight?

why?? Konata ???

I'm sure Penny is doing fine, I love winter. Gives me a reason to wear my jacket

That censor mosaic is redonkulous

>you are claiming a fictional character
>I cant just claim them all and not tell any of you
>there all mine and there is nothing you can do about it

What else would you use one of them for?
>Do you need a demonstration from me?
This is gettin gud
I won't tell if you dont~
>It'll be our little secret.

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Same, fall and winter are my favourites because I can wear my hoodie all the time and people don't look at me like I'm insane
>Plus I don't have to wear shorts when its too hot.
>The only downside is that I can't garden in the winter!

>nobody to talk to
I guess I'll try.

no not at all. i just think you know owning one would be you know

> I don't trust bnet to not dox me for no explicable reason.
kek
why would they? I haven't heard of anything like that yet

Why does Galko always look so slooty? Don't 15-year olds have any decency nowadays?

Karen is kill
Died from shrapnel when his uncle exploded

With a bit of effort THIS CAN BE YOU

>figures
>Asuna body pillow
You're not even trying to hold back anymore
good loot matey

>This is gettin gud
Is it now?

Good luck Galko, I won't be here to welcome you back probably.

>Unless it's something like 30 minutes

>15

I'm the opposite of that. I will take -20 F any day of the week over this.
Kek sounds fun

It does sometimes. It's rare though.

That's good. It was long. And the plane was hardly air worthy... kek

Well she is a gyaru. That's kind of their thing.

Thanks, something a little different.
We've just opened a portal to a whole new world of docking.

Too sweet~

How'd the first day go?

It's a sign of getting stronger though. Kek, I know what you mean. Feels good in a strange way but moving around throughout the day is a bitch. Especially trying to run like that.

Aw, enjoyed it while it lasted right? Got some more cons to look forward to I'm sure.

Good luck.

my internet is almost unusable. but claimed anyway

A little under half of the people i have added show their IRL names.
I can't think of any correlation between who is and isn't apart of that list.

And I'm back~

That's US Military spending at its best.

There's an option to disable that.

It's in privacy settings.

Well you could always fish for some lovely rainbow trout
>I don't ever wear shorts. Ever.

Similar to giving up and be a sign that my "normal" life is crashing around me?
>Why yes, yes it is.
Welcome back (You)!
I saw the army waste 24 million in missiles within the span of 30 minutes.
>Each one missed target so they had to scrap a 6 billion dollar radar system

Man I need to get back on that shit

Fucking better not

Aftering wasting seven years with one girl, I just dont give a fuck

Enjoyed every second of it even tho I feet and shoulders were killing me
I got Afest in two months right after my birthday actually

>Why does Galko always look so slooty?
You're just jealous that you don't have what Momma Galko does.

What if I do?
>Will you punish me?~

Interesting. Why the hell was that on? Is it by default?

Did I miss anything?

I wear shorts when it gets too hot, but fortunately its not hot enough yet
>My legs are so white.
>I wanna go cutthroat fishing this year
>And maybe hunting but that depends on some friends.
>I'm gonna buy a mosin before hunting season and trick it out for shootin some deer for Mother Russia.

It is on by default indeed.

Fucking blizzard.

Wew lad.

Gyaru just means 'girl'
I must be missing something here

I don't think I've actually seen anyone's IRL name in our group, except for Aizawa. If such shit bothers you you can always disable it in privacy settings

>Aftering wasting seven years with one girl, I just dont give a fuck
Boy do I know those feels bro. And you're totally right too. I stopped looking for a girl a long time ago. I might give it a go if one comes up to me but if that doesn't happen I won't care too much. I'm pretty happy being single. The only moment you'll be unhappy is when you forget what it was like when you were in a relationshit

Uraraka Ochako claimed.

Probably not for long, but nothing left to do.

He told you right?

Dude! You missed your chance if saying reDICKulous!!

File name says good night but you wanna converse. Hmmm

;_;

Wew better than apple devices
>prefer -20f
Oh fuck no. I enjoy my texas blazing heat and floods thank you very much

I love and hate it! And yes it does. And depending on the muscle your moving for the environment like post leg day and stairs are hell. Running with sore muscles makes you look weird

Same. But I prefer playing with a party

You're all fags

k

Amazing. Blizzard strikes again with "Knowing how to annoy people without pissing them off enough to quit using their things"

I did. Didn't know that the setting was a thing.
Alright fuck it. How do i discord? I'm out of the loop with such things.

topkek

Thanks, u 2

well no i just cant stand the thought of anyone i know finding such a thing. i would be dead inside

>Implying you're not.

False, it's a transliteration of the word gal. It's a subculture of seemingly very slutty women who dye their hair blonde, get very dark tans from tanning salons, and wear skimpy clothes. The western equivalent would be the valley girl stereotype.

Nothing much. Just me babbling.
Wew indeed

*straight

Says you :)
It was slow and painful.

Yup. You know how it is. Kek

I love the cold. I wear shorts until it hits 10 F... kek
Enjoy swimming everywhere?

Going to go for now.
I'll see you beautiful people later.