Ask an former Xbox chat supporter anything

Ask an former Xbox chat supporter anything.

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Why did you get fired? Were you too much of a Filipino piece of shit?

these "ask anything" threads are cancer

Moved to a way better paying job.
No filipino.
The support was in europe.

Tell me what kind of thread is not cancerous?
I have been peeking here and there in Sup Forums since around 2006 and the same shit comes, is thrown out and comes again around the corner to creep up.

What was the worst experience with a customer you had?

Some fucking mommy comes in and demands that we do a refund to her CC because her brat spend around 8000 euros on FIFA points. Did not find out about it till 4 months later and then raised all hell and threatened to take leagal action (gave her the adress and just ended the chat).
We did not have managers or anything alike to transfere things so we were pretty free to do as we pleased.
Though I must admit that at one point 1/3 of all permanent and console bans came from me alone ( I give one chance and if you fuck it up then be prepared).

Imagine being this full of shit

I was Tier one Xbox Support in Ireland; doing phone and email support.

Shit sucked.

Nah. At least on the site I was, it was pretty common (I was not for english but another bigger european language).
When some (usually some wierd gamer or kid) comes and demands things then I could report them for fraud or phishing and ban their account or if they fucked up bad then console ban (this can be repaired if you exchange the internal code-chip)

We had some communication with you guys. Not an english one but you can imagin from which loication I was.
The english line was the worst but the otheres weren't much better.

But you have to admit an perks was that the equipment and all games ever produced could be tested and taken home.

We did our best (Well, some of us) but Egypt screwed us over before we took the Support contract from them. Those niggers promised people the world and we had to answer for it. The job was fun for a while but i got pissed off with the place very quickly. After i left, someone took a shit in a plastic bag and left it in the fridge in the canteen. I was blamed.
I kek'd hard.

Somehting like this we did not have but we had plenty of idiots working there.
Some managed to install TOR on their PC's to look at 9GAG and then it was discovered Microsoft went beserk. They were fired on the spot and prosecuted (as you know how anal Microsoft was with security).

I know all too well.
The only times I've seen someone get fired were

1. - Someone called in with a 3RL (red ring). Support dude says "Yeah, it's probably fucked. Get a PS3". Fired instantly.

2. Support dude gets a prank call and proceeds to tell the kid on the other end that he was gonna go to his house and fuck his mother.

3. One dude used the system to look up the gamertags of celebrities. Sure, we all did that but he was caught. Was kinda funny.

The 3. I have heard. We had the same once.
With PS it was that if an customer was threathening to go to them then we were to encorage that its their choice (when there was some wierd demand what we did not want or could not meet).
A good joke was that one retard at Lisabon started to use the internal system to create CSV for his account, refunds (so that the game was to keep) and sent accessoris to his own address.

BUMP

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>he was caught
How do you not get caught?

Whats in the next update, fagggot?
Heard it was gunna pretty much make the xbone a computer

bump

Did you work for alpine?

More or less if you know an site manager good enough or have access to his PC you can create a dummy account. You would need to use his/her PC or someone elses since they can track more or less every move. If possible ofcourse since all major coridors have cameras in an Microsoft establishment and the managers (site or similar) is usually in the view of it. So there is no real way to do something like this without getting caught ( when you want to you can make prepartaions ofcourse).

Nope

Don't know. Not there anymore. The lower staff gets the updates about a week earlier but at first the updates and games (new ones) are full of bugs and errors. The only Microsoft only game, which did not have major issues since the start, was Titanfall.

How did you tolerate them?, I tried the Xbone ambassador program and gave up fairly quick due to impatience

>Hurr durr how do I setup gold on my xbox

How do i get a refund on this digital copy off the division?

Who did you work for?

Don't worry faggot, there will be a new trap thread for you soon.

Funniest ban story?

Funniest reason given to unban their account?

If you haven't had one before just ask. Policy states that onece a year up to 150 dollers/euros/pounds can be returned. Ofcourse if you bught it 5 months ago then suck it.

Don't want to tell. They can come bite your ass even after you have left.
But you can figure it out. There are only 2-3 providers in europe for it. Especially if they do other languages then english also.

Funniest ban-
An retard wanted to get stuff from us ( about 12-14 years old / child account). I explained our not so friendly policy of "nope suck it". Then he wanted to sue me to an TV lawyer. The guy bothered me for 3 hours (I was his 5th supporter that day). At the end he wrote that he knows Bill Gates and he will have me fired. Just wrote back that he can try and banned his account and concole.

Unbanning was none. We just did not do it. Most that the friend or brother did it. Since we could not do something ourselves we just shot them down.

Oh you're euro. I did it for a couple of years around the xbone launch. Easy job but mind numbing and the customers are all awful. Never again.

Thanks, I meant excuses or reasons given that you should for the unbanning thing, not if you ever did.

Do I need to buy xbox live to play online?

Does your name contain letter 'e'?

I feel ya.
One time my account became fucked and I could not chat for 3 days (no idea what happened). Since we did not do phone and I had nothing else to do I player for 3 days the whole day with full payment. Like not a single productive thing. It was awsome.
When IT finally managed to get my account working again the accidentaly gave me full rights to the system, internet and all. Hell. I could even stream porn through their servers.

Front line tech support can't unban your account. It's always escalated to somewhere else.

why do u think anyone gives a fuck about ur shit job?

Jep.
The best joke was then ESO (Elder Scrolls Online) came out. You hade to have gold and ESO subscribtion(around 20+ euros per month to play a game for with you had to have a console + the game itself otherwise screw you).

Nope.

It was my job and no I don't.
I do not care also if you are an CEO, upper-managment, garbageman or bum.
Just it was my job and if someone has questions I would give a little insight to it. If you are not intrested then thats fine.

Nothing really.
There was always the usual shit that sibling, friend or unkown.
Nothing really funny or anything.
The only funny event is when an gamerscore chaser gets banned and then they threaten to kill someone, if their account with 100k+ gamerscore is not unblocked.

Loved all the morons who would buy a console at a pawn shop and then find out it was hardware banned.... So many tears

Fun times.
There is officially nothing that can be done but acutally it takes around 5 min with the right equipment to unban it. You just have to google a little and then you can change the nessesary hardware.

When someone gets reported how do you check up on it? do you spy on their gameplay/party chats?

That can be done.
I someone reports you for foul language the chat can be monitored.

did you ever ban DeadProstitute9?

Dear faggot,

the list of banned accounts is long and got longer by the day.
I don't even remember any one name since there were many and in all combinations.