ITT : Weird/Unsettling/Creepy shit

ITT : Weird/Unsettling/Creepy shit.

Greentexts are welcome

bump. literally just saw this picture

yeah, i just took it... i want to see more

I got ya fam

this hurts

almost had a seizure

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dumping

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>brain washed.jpeg

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Dude...

Fuck me that made me feel tingly.

What has been seen...

MODS

this is making me angry

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why is this making me laugh

dat heel tho

get ready....

oops

no.

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HOLY FUCK HE CUT HIS OWN THUMB

JESUS CHRIST user WTF

super effective towel

I don't know man, it gets funnier the longer you look at it

Mfw

kek, poor pupper

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Holy shit, faggot cut his whole hand off!!

Dont click this, this fucked me up within 2 seconds. My eyes have been acting all weird for the past 3 minutes now

>be me
>be 17
>jerking off to loli
>about to bust
>hear knock on bedroom door
>it's mother
>asks "what do you want to eat?"
>only have time to put away snake
>mom sees computer screen
>she does a 360 and walks out
>sitting there surprised and still hard
>try to finish
>roundtwofight.mp3
>mom walks back in
>well shitfar let me finish I think
>she's not alone
>neighbors daughter is with her
>daughter is a qt 3.14 loli
>blonde blue eyes
>shit forgot to cover up
>mom says "are you still horny?"
>slowly put snake back in bag and say yes
>mom quickly runs out the door giggling
>Lolita says "you're bigger than daddy and your daddy"
>nearly cum
>Lolita starts undressing
>harder than diamonds

Contributing

ok sure

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Thanks, Lori!

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You're not even trying to make it seem real, are you?

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FUCK YOU CUNT
GIANT SPIDER SCARE GIF
DO NOT CLICK!

Shat a brick when the eyes appeared.

Oooh... right in my feels.

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Nope more like your autism

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Dumbasses. You can clearly see that it's photoshoped. I can tell because of the pixels.

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WHAT

what is that thing tho

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is babby

underage detected.

miscarriage in the early stage?

uteral wall

it usually comes out as a smaller pieces during menstruation.

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... i know that its menstruation. but ive never put in the effort to google fucking pictures of it. i thought it was all liquid and little bits of uteral wall

dabbing was a con by nike to spread their logo throughout society more

Of course it smelled like bacon she used Crisco her stupid is this bitch

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>be me
>30yo average looking Sup Forumstard
>I have some friends but they’re all gay and I hate them
>fat bastard dad abused me as a kid emotionally, verbally, the usual stuff
>fucked some girls, nothing serious
>cry wank myself to sleep to hentai every night to cure insomnia
>one night decide to kill myself
>go clubbing instead
>should buy a drink to numb the horrible feels
>the female bartender asks what will I have
>dark hair, tats, and a smile like a dark angel
>god those wonderbra tits
>“mmm dunno a cosmopolitan”
>laughinggirls.jpg
>hide in the corner and sip my cocktail through a straw
>music is shit
>blunt instrument pounding my head repeatedly
>my feet hurt.jpg
>a guy approaches
>oh great, another faggot hitting on me as usual
>“hey man have you seen Molly”
>he wants to sell me drugs
>I’ve read about this on erowid
>maybe I should go back home to my Tsumugi pillow
>fuck it #yolo #swag
>I buy a pill
>bestdecisionofmylife.exe
>the music sounds like a chorus of lolis
>the normies suddenly look beautiful
>they’re all just horny like me and it’s okay
>I get it now
>a single tear flows down my cheek
>dance with three different progressively hotter girls
>make out with the hottest on the couch
>we move to the bathroom, she’s practically tearing off my belt
>feels like an angel is sucking my dick
>direct eye contact into her soul
>my legs shake in ecstasy
>“user you should hook me up with Molly too”
>don’t stop now.. m’lady
>I cum with the force of a million suns in her throat
>“user I love you”
>I become addicted

It normally is

>I take on a second job flipping burgers
>spend all my paycheck on drugs
>can’t put a price on good pussy
>I fuck the hottest bitches imaginable
>just give them a pill and they’re yours
>smugpepe.jpg
>I try other stuff, coke and molly are the best
>I hook up steady with a blonde Ukrainian fashion model
>body like a goddess, face like a goddess, innocent soul 10/10
>I take viagra and molly, fuck her all night
>in every orifice
>can’t cum but don’t care, this is like hours of orgasm
>she’s high as fuck on molly too
>I’m balls deep in her ass
>roccosiffredi.webm
>we become a couple
>my gf
>endless nights of rolling and intimate sexual confessions
>tell her about my first fap, about this girl in high school with a Minnie Mouse skirt I fapped to
>gf is rolling and will accept any filthy secrets I confess to with unconditional love
>she’s talking dirty to me about me fucking other girls
>sweet jesus she knows how to turn me on
>she’s also really into anal sex
>her asshole is not tight, I can easily get half my dick in there while she rubs her perfect pussy to orgasm
>her emotions flow easily and freely
>she’s the pure soul I always wanted to be
>I’m in love

well there you go! ive never seen it come out as a long ass bacon piece

wut

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>we go clubbing every weekend
>she loves to dance but I just want more drugs
>intensity is never enough for me
>one time when I’m high on molly I try to bring another girl in for a threesome
>girl is brunette 7/10, I’m too high to notice
>I kiss the girl on the lips
>gf throws a screaming shit fit
>“user this is fucking over!”
>breaks down in tears of rage
>I somehow calm her down, say I’m sorry it was the drugs wasn’t me etc
>I almost lose her, this is my first warning
>weeks pass, things relax
>back to normal, getting bored again
>I buy some LSD
>dealer says whatever you do don’t look in the mirror
>yeahright.png
>I try some at home with gf
>holymotherofgod.jif
>I start taking LSD on every occasion
>I want to be tripping every minute of my waking life
>we take molly with LSD, a larger dose this time
>she turns into Hindu goddess Shakti
>she’s giving me the divine truth of existence in a single moment
>can this get any better?
>I buy a vial of LSD
>I take 10 drops
>go to friend’s house
>friend turns into an ancient demon of war and rape
>his muscles are covered with moving, alive tattoos of tortured souls of naked women
>he’s staring at me, studying me, penetrating my being
>this is bullshit, I go home
>look in the mirror
>no, user. you are the demons
>panic.exe
>I scream at gf to take me to hospital
>gfpanics.exe
>we get there
>nursepanics.exe
>they give me benzos
>I pass out for two days
>when I wake up the benzos’ after effect kicks in and I start yelling at my gf in rage
>gf had enough of my shit
>she’s gone

>months go by
>between panic attacks and psychiatric medication realization slowly creeps up on me
>I had a Ukrainian fashion model goddess gf who liked anal sex and she’s gone forever
>panic attacks are now five a day
>I break a monitor in an autistic fit of rage
>family hospitalizes me in a peaceful drug recovery center near the ocean
>all the guys there think they’re Jesus and constantly propose to the manic depressive girls
>can’t think straight because of the anti psychotic meds
>how did I get here? I had a gf, a future
>I explain to the psychiatrist that consciousness is everything
>he says but what about objects being consistent in time and space, isn’t that objective reality
>go fuck yourself you smug peasant, I was given the divine truth from Shakti herself
>more therapeutic group activities
>plant some flowers
>draw a picture of yourself
>I draw Vishvarupa, the universal form of Hindu God Brahman
>everybody rolls their eyes
>the hottest girl there is checking me out
>dark skin, long curly hair, face has beauty with a hint of evil, like a porn actress, fake boobs but still sexy, could easily pass for a stripper
>turns out she actually was a stripper
>her dad molested her as a kid
>shouldbeeasy.mp3
>I slip her some benzos at night to get high and fuck
>she has a clit hood piercing, cums every 10 seconds, squirts like crazy
>this is boring, just another slut, I want my goddess gf back
>I yell at everyone in group meetings
>frustratedcryingwojak.png
>eventually they kick me out of the rehab center
>I’m diagnosed with PTSD
>constant nightmares
>have to take meds because of panic attacks
>meds make me gain weight
>I start to look like dad

Thank you sir, i honestly cant stand watching animals get tortured, i can do with people, because they deserve it. dogs are pure.

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I saw this in another thread.. Only the Sup Forumstard was 34. user, how do you get 4 years younger in 1 hour?

>live by myself, only relief in my life is porn
>the hardcore bdsm shit
>fuck it, I’m popping two mollies for old times’ sake
>I’m searching ‘anal gang rape’ on pornhub
>my glazed eyes stare past the monitor into the abyss of oblivion
>can’t get it up on molly anymore, better finger my ass
>found vid of a young blonde tied to some machines and getting fucked by some dudes in the ass
>I imagine she’s my Ukrainian gf’s and her angelic face is being forced into a tub of acid
>my ass hurts but I don’t care, I shove another finger in there with more rage
>for the memory of my lovely angel who liked to get it in the ass too
>my ass is literally tearing up
>what’s going on there
>oh shit
>notlikethis.gif
>I’M TURNING INSIDE OUT
>this is how my family will find me
>the ultimate humiliation
>stumble around the room in panic for thirty minutes clenching my asshole and holding my hand over it
>barely preventing the graphic explosion
>I alternate between promising to God I’ll be a wonderful compassionate person from now on to everyone I >meet, and crying out for my mom
>finally decide to get to a hospital

You literally just came here from facebook didnt you?

>on the way to the hospital in the cab my fingers twist in agony
>this must be the spasm of death
>stagger to the front desk of emergency reception with my hand shoved up my ass
>some people in wheelchairs but strangely nobody stares
>whisper to the nurse discreetly
>‘my rectum is about to burst out of my body’
>I believe rectum is the medical term
>she gets me to a bed stat
>a doctor comes over
>she’s a dignified elderly woman, probably seen everything
>I’m still rolling hard balls
>pushing my hand into my ass as far as I can
>she shouts at me with her full authority, ‘get your hand out of there already!’
>I let go of my ass and nothing happens
>it’s intact
>turns out I was “just” having a severe panic attack
>they give me a benzo to relax
>I lie there contemplating my life choices as my pulse gradually returns to normal
>it’s probably a good time to quit drugs now
>at least I’ll live
>a group of medical students stops by my bed
>thiscantbehappening.cmd. what is this, a goddamn Mel Brooks movie?
>their guide picks up my chart and reads it to the group
>‘he had.. some drugs made him hallucinate apparently.. nothing serious’
>thank the almighty merciful God in heaven

it's a story, get over it

To have such a rekt body, period pig have a beautiful face.

Did she really ate her miscarriaged baby's ombilical cord?

Don't tell me this is the end, so unsatisfying

No, she ate the placental sac and fetus.

I asked him how he can get younger, user. Get over what? I want to learn how to reverse time!

What the fuck

Hang yourself.

i hate it when that happens

Yes, but first, I want to be able to know how to reverse it.

hmmm still working on it