ITT: people that are literally you
ITT: people that are literally you
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This kid is a cancerous faggot
>Clearly you weren't actually friends
Do you have a sandwich nose?
jew? sjw? what the fuck are you
is this a piece of satire?
>be me
>be 17
>jerking off to loli
>about to bust
>hear knock on bedroom door
>it's mother
>asks "what do you want to eat?"
>only have time to put away snake
>mom sees computer screen
>she does a 360 and walks out
>sitting there surprised and still hard
>try to finish
>roundtwofight.mp3
>mom walks back in
>well shitfar let me finish I think
>she's not alone
>neighbors daughter is with her
>daughter is a qt 3.14 loli
>blonde blue eyes
>shit forgot to cover up
>mom says "are you still horny?"
>slowly put snake back in bag and say yes
>mom quickly runs out the door giggling
>Lolita says "you're bigger than daddy and your daddy"
>nearly cum
>Lolita starts undressing
>harder than diamonds
what a faggot.
literally me
notice how his DP poses that he is not a complete faggot like he is in that pic
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this is going right into my cringe folder but I have to point out it is the most disgusting picture I have on my computer now, and that's considering pic related
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damnedest thing I've ever seen- an actual Japanese person holding a katana I thought that was a white person thing
This guy could play a Gnome in any kind of fantasy movie with absolutely zero makeup or costuming.
>ITT: people that are literally you
If that's literally you, I literally wanna punch you in the mouth.
Also,
>literally
or a pedophile in every single episode of SVU someone should contact Dick Wolf
jesus
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Wow this is horribly uncomfortable
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If she did a 360 she would still be facing the same direction
>literally
Yeah and she walked out after
MOAR!!! i wanna see if he scores.
Really shoulda popped that shirt off
wow......................sad
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Well, at least you can respect that statement.
I feel bad for the runt smh he's not that bad looking he's just trying to bust a nut in a ugly ass hood rat bitch
cringe
fuckin hell op is afag
kek
>People that are literally you
youtube.com
What the fuck. Of course hes not gonna score if he keeps touching her like that and not being attractive enough.
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Aw man, he's just drunk and trying to go for some low hanging fruit. He knows she ain't got no father.
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what did he meme by this?
Saw that in another thread you lying cunt
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OP are you actually Jack screenshotting for The Cells though?
Summertime
Fucking this
Trips of truth.
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Why dose Bailey always look like she's in pain?
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PAINAL
You just make whatever fantasies keep you happy. But there is absolutely no pressure to share them with the world. Please don't.
>I would be an escort
>not into prostitution
wut
he's beautiful though so it's allowed
Faggot
fucking jew.
But I am me.
so you found out that they discriminate you for being a huge faggot?
i am me i am you
>Sup Forums
Lost it. 10/10
HNGH
same thing happened to me its just a realistic scenario that happens like all the time
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>I'd be covered in cash
Also covered in cum and diseases...
If OP is actually OP and isn't some fucking freak
Then
I know OP personally
And fwiw OP pulls mad hotties. No joke. Dude got game.
Of course he doesn't score you fucking retard.
I still want to fuck him so bad, holy fuck.
>him
thats a chick mr magoo lol
if i am i because you are you, then i am not i and you are not you
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i am me i am you
you are you you are me
we are we
fixd
I guess summerfags and taking the bait are the same thing now
Summer is here b/ros
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guys like this go home and write on internet ''omg all girls all whores no one wants to fuck me i hate them i hope all girls die!!!''
lol
this nigger girl was ugly and cringy, why she started doing this "dance" thing?
hi Mother
***and complain passive aggressively posting memes about being in the friend zone by girls
When in reality
The girls dont even wanna be friends with them
He's lucky she didn't slap him
For some reason I'm turned on now. Brb, looking up green witch trannys
is his name Jack Shit?
I hate this shit for several reasons: he's a faggot ass moron who doesn't see she doesn't want him.
He's a pathetic midget trying to get it on with:
A fucking disgusting old looking ugly shit nigger with fake eyelashes.
Bah.
Shut up
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Twonk
>well I am on Sup Forums isnt I
center one
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Satan is the one who actually took the picture.
Vagrant pretending to be a "business owner"?
That Fucking nose tho
literally me on the left
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literally me