> Come Home
> Open Room
> See this
what do?
Come Home
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Tell him to get the fuck out
place foot at 45* angle and fall forward
Ask of he's already left a loaf in my wife's pussy and then probably siluck his dick myself.
Call animal control..
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Notice that I have actually stepped into Apple Store instead of my home. Proceed to make a quick 360 degree turn and moonwalk out of the store
> 360 degrees
You'd be walking right into that ass.
Take all my small cock frustration out on his ass
I'd slowly turn him over and take that wonderful cock into my mouth. While making him hard, he'd awaken and start face fucking me. Then he'd shove that thick, sexy cock into my ass until he gave me his seed.
Put him back in his cage.
>being this new
Newfag
An about face isn't 360 degrees guys. 180* Is :D
>Sounds Interesting
Does that make me gay?
You can't feign Sup Forums seniority to masque ones ignorance.
Poke it with a stick. Must make sure that it is dead.
hide and sage thread
That's the joke, new fag.
Kick it the fuck out, keep kicking until it was either dead or out of my home. Burn the mattress.
I use his exit
yeah...you're a faggot
newfag
>Take pic.
>Post on Sup Forums.
>Ask others how they would proceed if presented with the current situation.
grab his dick
shov it up his ass
nigger or sunburn?
would play rusty trombone and then mouthfuck myself with that magnificent dick
Shitty bait faggot. Try harder
Everybody knows this is a 360° thread to flush out the newfags and homos.
white bois in denial.. Just admit you would suck his dick and let him fuck you
turn 360 then turn 360 again to face the opposite direction, and leave
please kill yourself
Stirring the pot in a 360 degree motion is most effective
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spit on his ass and fuck his boipussy
Magical Trips will destroy the Negro Filth
This, children, is a faggot
>moonwalking
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Dayum, i would ask him if i could blow his beatiful cock. That looks delicious, if i could deepthroat it????
mmmmmh
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remember to sage
Kek
>Gently straighten penis
>Suck slowly and lovingly until orgasm
I mean, is there really another choice?
Kek
Ask my wife's bull if he is ready to be prepped.
remind OP that he's a faggot
I BLOW ON THIS DONG LIKE A BONG!
Give it back to its owner....
go back to 9gag newfag
This. Then go on all fours and offer yourself to him. This is what being white is all about.
cut it off with a hammer and chisel
R U 'AVIN A GIGGLE M8
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Put his dick in my shithole
Put it in my dead nigger storage
Do you keep a sign by the door?
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go on
>being this new
This. That man has a beautiful dick.
> Come Home
> Open Room
> See this
> get informed that my house has been confiscated by the immigrations department and given to refugees because Im a white heterosexual cis-male
> mfw i live in sweden
and to make it all even more scary, this could actually happen any day now
I would bury my face between his beautiful cheeks and eat his ass until he was hard, then let him fuck me til he blows his sperm up my chute
I call the police because some fucking nigger broke into my house
Open fire
Is that a euphemism ? ;)
Wake him up and offer him my feminine white body.
holy shit this
>mfw this is actual reality in my country if you live in public rent apartment
Depends. Is he cute? I could tap dat.
Burn my house down
> Walk out
> Set house on fire
> Gouge out eyeballs
> Throw in fire
For real that'd be a damn good business to go into.