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> Come Home
> Open Room
> See this
what do?

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Tell him to get the fuck out

place foot at 45* angle and fall forward

Ask of he's already left a loaf in my wife's pussy and then probably siluck his dick myself.

Call animal control..

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Notice that I have actually stepped into Apple Store instead of my home. Proceed to make a quick 360 degree turn and moonwalk out of the store

> 360 degrees
You'd be walking right into that ass.

Take all my small cock frustration out on his ass

I'd slowly turn him over and take that wonderful cock into my mouth. While making him hard, he'd awaken and start face fucking me. Then he'd shove that thick, sexy cock into my ass until he gave me his seed.

Put him back in his cage.

>being this new

Newfag

An about face isn't 360 degrees guys. 180* Is :D

>Sounds Interesting
Does that make me gay?

You can't feign Sup Forums seniority to masque ones ignorance.

Poke it with a stick. Must make sure that it is dead.

hide and sage thread

That's the joke, new fag.

Kick it the fuck out, keep kicking until it was either dead or out of my home. Burn the mattress.

I use his exit

yeah...you're a faggot

newfag

>Take pic.
>Post on Sup Forums.
>Ask others how they would proceed if presented with the current situation.

grab his dick
shov it up his ass

nigger or sunburn?

would play rusty trombone and then mouthfuck myself with that magnificent dick

Shitty bait faggot. Try harder

Everybody knows this is a 360° thread to flush out the newfags and homos.

white bois in denial.. Just admit you would suck his dick and let him fuck you

turn 360 then turn 360 again to face the opposite direction, and leave

please kill yourself

Stirring the pot in a 360 degree motion is most effective

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spit on his ass and fuck his boipussy

Magical Trips will destroy the Negro Filth

This, children, is a faggot

>moonwalking

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Dayum, i would ask him if i could blow his beatiful cock. That looks delicious, if i could deepthroat it????

mmmmmh

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remember to sage

Kek

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>Gently straighten penis
>Suck slowly and lovingly until orgasm

I mean, is there really another choice?

Kek

Ask my wife's bull if he is ready to be prepped.

remind OP that he's a faggot

I BLOW ON THIS DONG LIKE A BONG!

Give it back to its owner....

go back to 9gag newfag

This. Then go on all fours and offer yourself to him. This is what being white is all about.

cut it off with a hammer and chisel

R U 'AVIN A GIGGLE M8

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Put his dick in my shithole

Put it in my dead nigger storage

Do you keep a sign by the door?

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go on

>being this new

This. That man has a beautiful dick.

> Come Home
> Open Room
> See this
> get informed that my house has been confiscated by the immigrations department and given to refugees because Im a white heterosexual cis-male
> mfw i live in sweden

and to make it all even more scary, this could actually happen any day now

I would bury my face between his beautiful cheeks and eat his ass until he was hard, then let him fuck me til he blows his sperm up my chute

I call the police because some fucking nigger broke into my house

Open fire

Is that a euphemism ? ;)

Wake him up and offer him my feminine white body.

holy shit this

>mfw this is actual reality in my country if you live in public rent apartment

Depends. Is he cute? I could tap dat.

Burn my house down

> Walk out
> Set house on fire
> Gouge out eyeballs
> Throw in fire

For real that'd be a damn good business to go into.