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how do you make a woman smile ?

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Be good looking and she will laugh at anything

Drop your pants.

give her a 12 inch dick that ejaculates money and chocolate

serving her every whim

I just say hi and some of them smile

shit on her tits, ram a cactus up her cunt and kick her down a flight of stone steps

Show her your cock.

By not being OP

Money

Get her to do girl-on-girl porn.

Works every time confirmed

kek mother fucker read my mind

sure this is effective ?
who have you tried this on ?

sauce?

bottom right

yes, do this, gets them properly frothing at the gash every time

i drop my pants

In my experience, I just have to take my cock out of her mouth.

Speak your mind, as long as it's something you're serious about and it isn't lewd.

I used to tell girls I thought an eye's iris could be a mountain, hill or sea. I'd tell them that imho the more you care about the person who's eyes you're looking at the higher the mountain or deeper the sea in their irises would become.

They ate that shit like it was 2 girls 1 cup.

They think it's deep as fuck too

Holy fedora batman
Also this would probably work

whip it out

70% of the time they'd ask about their eyes, just say something like "I feel I could surf your waves/climb the mountain in your eyes" depending on their eye colour.

If it's in an actual nice conversation and you say it with the right intonation you can practically hear their panties dropping.

Be nice, be a gentleman, treat her like the last lady on earth but respect yourself enough to know shes not. Earn her love and respect, only to find out most of the things she told you about he past were a lie, now you can't believe anything she says and she won't even come clean she just walked out. Fucking Russians, man.

this!

Bro are you alright?

If I heard that said in real life I would lose my shit laughing. On the flip side, that would totally work if you aren't completely awkward about it and also the girl is inexperienced or awkward herself.

No, dude. Too much. I'm trying to get a second job and started playing games on my phone to avoid thinking about her or trying to contact her. Because I'm always the one who does it

You wanna talk about something, user?

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That's giving her attention and time right?

Lmao I get that, as long as it comes naturally it goes a far way

that small eh?

You gotta get it out of your system sometime, man. You sound pent up as hell.

That's pretty rough man. What kind of stuff do you in your spare time?
I've been in that place and it's a shitty place to be, it gets better tho tbh. If she doesn't at least try to contact you, she's not worth it. Getting away from the shitty place takes a lot of time and effort, not gonna lie.
Start going out with random people, soon enough you'll find someone else to distract you from her, someone who actually puts in effort

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>give her a 12 inch dick that ejaculates money, chocolate and that will not give her weight problems
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Do things that you know they like.
My girlfriend likes her hair to be teased and stuff

Honestly tell her things she isn't used to hearing. Be relaxed and smooth if you will, get your point across in a timely manor yet be meticulous about each word weave strands of comfort with your personality. If that vague shit don't work just talk man but don't talk too much listen but don't remain silent overall as long as you funny and good at conversation you'll be fine

why would you want to make women smile ?
it's their natural task to please us, obey us, do what we want to make us smile.

grow a pair, OP

bruh

you make a stupid joke

Doesn't help that my job is a government job and i pretty much get paid to watch cameras, sleep and eat... hence the second job thing. I've accepted the fact that I will think about her like damn, why did she hide X or lie about Y but distracting myself is the best way. Bout to pick up RuneScape again. I'm on the east coast because I wanted to see how it was gonna work out but original plan was to save money and move back out to somewhere cheap, like Midwest Pennsylvania or Texas or Arizona, where I can have muh guns and freedom and affordable living. Yes i'm

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