If everyone you've ever met agreed on a single sentence to summarize their experience with you, what would it be?

If everyone you've ever met agreed on a single sentence to summarize their experience with you, what would it be?

I start

>what's this guy's problem

Whoever gets replies needs to greentext story

>can he talk?

>you need to go to the hospital/doctor cabinet Paris

>who?

haha how come? are you disabled as fuck?

>he was weird

>Who is this guy and what is he doing here?

>pic related

>goddammit, who invited him?

>>what's this guy's problem

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